Aziz Ansari

Yo bro, that was a joke on a TV show, have some respect for yourself.

I'm gonna start lobbying to play a corrupt Indian senator on House of Cards. Really want to film a scene at Freddy's Ribs.

Get off of reddit Larry

Those are gross flavors of Toaster Strudels, go with strawberry.

Haha, I love weird interactions like that. Another cool one in NYC - dude in a UPS truck: "HEY!" quick double honk thumbs up peels off

It was so awesome when Mindy randomly texted me "hahahahhaahaha I am real"

OH WOW NEVERMIND THAT'S BEAUTIFUL MY BAD

Very easy. Ben and Tom are having lunch with a drunk Joan Calamezzo who is creepily hitting on Tom and we have this exchange:

Joan: I'm going to go to the bathroom and powder my nose... amongst other things.

Ben: Dude, is she gonna go powder her vagina?

Probably the hardest scene I've ever had to get through without breaking. Adam and I just had to skip doing it for the first few takes. It's on the blooper real I believe. Also, props to Mo Collins, who always brings it as Joan.

By the way, that happens A LOT. People tweet me like "Yo I just hi to you in Austin and you were a dick." Meanwhile, I'm in New York. Indian dudes with beards, PLEASE CARRY YOURSELF IN A RESPECTABLE MANNER! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REPERCUSSIONS OF YOUR DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!

Easy. I'd go in to try to save them all but realize I couldn't, and then Lil Sebastian would save us all.