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IAMA Bored Actor Waiting On Set, I'll Make Any Face You Demand of Me.
I was in the first scene of the day, and I'm not needed until the last scene of the day.
I've got some time to kill.
Bring it on.
EDIT: I just frontpaged in my pants...
EDIT 2: Guys, this is nuts. But I need to take a quick break for lunch. I'll be back in an hour or so!
EDIT 3: I'm back! Let's rock! Also, thanks for the gold!!
EDIT 4: Well, I've been called to hair and makeup meaning I should be on set soon for the final scene. Thanks so much for all the fun you guys! I hope I made you chuckle!
twonx303 karma
Through your glasses I can see the entire width of your face. Are you really blind?
flying_petunia736 karma
You're the CEO of a major company giving a speech to a large audience unaware he is about to receive a special present from a cheap prostitute hidden in the podium.
eatmealivePLEASE175 karma
i feel like he has seen this, and has decided to ignore, and that makes me very sad.
biderz5469 karma
the sort of face you make when you finally bed the girl of your dreams after months of hard work to make it happen, to find out she is a long lost cousin.
icepigs371 karma
The face you'll make when you get the part in the movie that requires multiple nude sex scenes with Natalie Portman AND Jessica Biel. (Some one-on-ones...some threesomes)
thommyjohnny329 karma
Shake an imaginary salt-shaker above your head with an opened mouth.
itoucheditforacookie161 karma
come on... do it for science. We internet promise you that we won't photoshop it
ElyHenry521 karma
Internet promises mean nothing to me!
Nigerian princes ruined that for everyone!
mresta245 karma
Just got caught laughing at work, boss demanded to see what it was. It's just been emailed to my coworkers. :D
halfbaked04224 karma
Your wife just gave birth to your first child and you realize the child isn't the same race as you when it comes out... face.
tfsr88 karma
What set are you on? I checked out your IMDB; you were on Skins? That's awesome.
lovetothefire194 karma
oh my god, you were one of the homeschooled kids on Mean Girls.
America, I have found my hero.
MARQUA212 karma
You were wrongfully incarcerated for a crime you didn't commit. Your cell mate seems friendly enough, thank god. You awaken in the middle of the night with what feels like an anus cramp. You realize that your cell mate has his tip in.
WhenWolf211 karma
You've just landed on the moon, but you realize that you've forgotten your glasses!! What is your reaction?
mysterion_184 karma
You are super cute. What face are you going to make when I submit you to r/ladyboners?
impurethoughts93 karma
Give us your best Clint Eastwood expression.
Bonus points if you tout a cigar.
iDropkicku91 karma
Someone just stole a plate of your favorite food and ate it in front of you. Slowly.
aramz77786 karma
The face you'd make if you went to seaworld to see shamoo, only to have him splash you with his tail, you get mad because you're all wet but then realize it's all in good fun and applaud.
monsieurkiwi53 karma
Can you do "Stepping on a pointy Lego brick in the dark at night." ? :)
Vlayden25 karma
Start shaking your head back and forth as fast as possible and take a picture.
max2grand18 karma
Ok, first of all you're a sanitation engineer in the year 2100. You don't know it, but you're a prince from the as yet envisioned nation of canamerixco. You were lost as a child during the third war between the states and were raised by humble field workers. Your wife just caught you cheating and shot you in the junk. And your face would be like....
bettaproger1123 karma
make this face
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