IAMA Bored Actor Waiting On Set, I'll Make Any Face You Demand of Me.
I was in the first scene of the day, and I'm not needed until the last scene of the day.
I've got some time to kill.
Bring it on.
EDIT: I just frontpaged in my pants...
EDIT 2: Guys, this is nuts. But I need to take a quick break for lunch. I'll be back in an hour or so!
EDIT 3: I'm back! Let's rock! Also, thanks for the gold!!
EDIT 4: Well, I've been called to hair and makeup meaning I should be on set soon for the final scene. Thanks so much for all the fun you guys! I hope I made you chuckle!
Through your glasses I can see the entire width of your face. Are you really blind?
Dude. Super blind.
Do "Charlie" from Charlie's Angels!
You missed your calling. You should be a comedian or an author.
I am a comedian!
A comedian who acts!
You're the CEO of a major company giving a speech to a large audience unaware he is about to receive a special present from a cheap prostitute hidden in the podium.
i feel like he has seen this, and has decided to ignore, and that makes me very sad.
Just found a spider the size of your palm in your pillow.
LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
the sort of face you make when you finally bed the girl of your dreams after months of hard work to make it happen, to find out she is a long lost cousin.
The face you'll make when you get the part in the movie that requires multiple nude sex scenes with Natalie Portman AND Jessica Biel. (Some one-on-ones...some threesomes)
Smells bad man.
Cause actually... That is from him.
Brian, you whore. I told you that in confidence!
Shake an imaginary salt-shaker above your head with an opened mouth.
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!
come on... do it for science. We internet promise you that we won't photoshop it
Internet promises mean nothing to me!
Nigerian princes ruined that for everyone!
I love you
And I you, my friend.
Should have hyper-linked to a Rick-roll video man.
During an orgasm
I would cast you as Stephen King
Now do a Stephen Hawking.
Just got caught laughing at work, boss demanded to see what it was. It's just been emailed to my coworkers. :D
My dreams have all come true.
Your wife just gave birth to your first child and you realize the child isn't the same race as you when it comes out... face.
Constipated and hearing shocking news in one image.
Can we be friends please?
What set are you on? I checked out your IMDB; you were on Skins? That's awesome.
oh my god, you were one of the homeschooled kids on Mean Girls.
America, I have found my hero.
This clip haunted me through high school.
You were wrongfully incarcerated for a crime you didn't commit. Your cell mate seems friendly enough, thank god. You awaken in the middle of the night with what feels like an anus cramp. You realize that your cell mate has his tip in.
You've just landed on the moon, but you realize that you've forgotten your glasses!! What is your reaction?
Show me your skills. Two Face aka Harvey Dent.
It lives in you!
OH GOD! GET IT OUT!!!
You are super cute. What face are you going to make when I submit you to r/ladyboners?
what's your "OH!!" face look like?
do the classic De Niro face!
Having a really nice poop.
Boxer who just got knocked out.
Awwwwww Yeahhhhhh Face
You've just been downvoted face.
Give us your best Clint Eastwood expression.
Bonus points if you tout a cigar.
Someone just stole a plate of your favorite food and ate it in front of you. Slowly.
The face you'd make if you went to seaworld to see shamoo, only to have him splash you with his tail, you get mad because you're all wet but then realize it's all in good fun and applaud.
Cartoon villain when he's just caught the protagonist.
Your face when you saw "a shit taking a shit"
Having an itch in your invisible beard.
A redditor who is downvoting everything.
Can you do "Stepping on a pointy Lego brick in the dark at night." ? :)
Y U NO DO "Y U NO" FACE?!
Start shaking your head back and forth as fast as possible and take a picture.
Ok, first of all you're a sanitation engineer in the year 2100. You don't know it, but you're a prince from the as yet envisioned nation of canamerixco. You were lost as a child during the third war between the states and were raised by humble field workers. Your wife just caught you cheating and shot you in the junk. And your face would be like....
make this face
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