siouxsie_sioux

Your face when you saw "a shit taking a shit"

How else is the world's biggest dildo going to go on tour?

Would you say that your appearance on Yo Gabba Gabba was the highlight of your career?

I'm tired of making shitloads of money. Can you make it so that I'm no longer making shitloads of money?

It's great until it isn't. My last pregnancy I got a migraine around four months along and it literally never went away until the baby was born. I saw a neurologist who told me it was unrelated to pregnancy and I would probably suffer for the rest of my life. He was wrong thank god. tl;dr had my tubes tied.