IAmA guy that hasn't pooped in the month of August yet. Part deuce with pictures enclosed. AmA
First and foremost I would like to thank the community of Reddit for talking me into going to the hospital and getting the cork out of me. There are a few milestones in life, but finally ridding myself of weeks of shit was a glorious personal achievement.
The immediate relief after releasing what sounded like Voldemort being killed was orgasmic.
The response was overwhelming. Last night was I guess as easy as it could have gone despite having to go the hospital. Although that wretched concoction I drank was inside of me through out the night, I believe that this morning it assisted in unleashing the Kraken.
It was a battle but your OP fought the good fight. It was mostly liquid that came out, and despite the courtesy flushes I did manage to snag some pictures of... a collection. The weight being 1.72 pounds doesn't sound as impressive as of what you might of being hoping for, but I can assure you over 2 lbs were liquid and unable to be retrieved. I expect to have to make visits to the bathroom throughout the rest of the day.
I hope you can appreciate the process of what it was like, fishing for my shit in a toilet and putting it into a bowl and weighing it. I threw up in my mouth and lost my appetite for the day. I did it for you, Reddit. You had a hand in this.
I am actually have a celebratory post-passing of the feces party tonight and I will attach a video of the turd hanging out with us.
I'll be around for about an hour or so but I suspect the girlfriend will make me get off the computer for some rest. Feel free to Ask me Anything about the process.
Warning: It's pictures of poop in a bowl.
EDIT: I think I'm getting pretty tired and I'm going to take a break for a while. I'm gonna take (another) shower and knock out for a few. Thanks again for your continued support Reddit! Check back later on this evening and I'll have a special treat for you!