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Quarkity384 karma

Man, you have no idea, I have been waiting for this moment all weekend. I even texted my boyfriend last night when you went into the hospital, "The Reddit poop guy hasn't responded in 6 hours, I'm worried!" We fretted, we stressed, we sincerely hoped you were okay and felt kinship for a fellow warrior of the porcelain gods.

Finally, we can get on with our lives, now we now the poop man is okay. Whew.

What will you do if this happens again?