I am Tim Meadows, taking on all challengers!

Did Dewey ever pay for those drugs?

Not. Once.

How in holy hell did you manage to pull off a The Ladies Man movie that was not only "good for a Saturday Night Live movie", but just generally a great comedy?

Andrew Steele and Dennis McNicholas wrote a great character and they deserve all the credit.

In the doctor sketch with will ferrell where he loses the baby, I heard will was the only one that knew you would be called in to do the robot. Is that true?

Yes, that is very true.

What was your experience like working on The Office?

I loved it. the set is a empty chilli's in the valley somewhere..The baby back song was improv

Have you put any serious thought into working with Don Cheadle? He is mistaken for you a lot.

Maybe a funny spin on step-brothers?

I would love to work with Don Cheadle! Maybe you all can help crowdsource a movie for us? We can call it "Step-Brothas"

cc: r/blackfellas

Just dropping a line to say that you've got my favorite SNL line ever, and for something you probably forgot all about. It was from this sketch for Uncle Jemima's Mash Liquor, and at the end you ask Uncle Jemima "... What you swatting at?"

I'm literally laughing just thinking about it. Your delivery was perfect. Hope you're doing great, sir. You're a gem.

I do remember it, with Tracy Morgan. It was the first time I had done green screen.

What's your favorite Norm MacDonald story?

While we were touring with Adam Sandler recently, Norm pretended to be in love with David Spade and kept trying to kiss him. That was my favorite Norm story. (Keep in mind, he kept this up for about 10 days)

Hello Tim, how'd you end up doing on Mrs. Murphy's test that Fatty McGee kept interrupting you from studying for?

Deep cut - I'm impressed.

What do you really think of Lorne Michaels?

Uh, you mean the man who completely changed my life from a broke working actor to the multi-millionaire that I am today? Yea, he's alright.

Out of all the roles you've played, which was the most memorable and why?

I loved working on Walk Hard and Popstar. Looked forward to work everyday.

What's your most memorable moment of working on SNL? Is there a sketch that stands out that you really wanted to do, but got cut?

Paul McCartney said I should have been in the Beatles...That was nice

Hi Tim, who is your biggest inspiration in the world of comedy? What comics did you grow up watching or listening to?

Most of the comedians that I loved as a kid are in prison.

So what did you leave South Side for?

I didn't leave it for this shit.

How much do you miss Phil Hartman?

A lot.

You played an online psychology teacher in Son of Zorn. The joke seemed to be that nobody respected the job because it was online and not "real." Well, that's what I do, and that happens. What can I do to get some damn respect?

By the way, I'm supposed to be working right now.

LOL. First of all. Publish something, and stop sitting around on your lazy ass pretending to help people. Second of all, there is someone waiting in your office (or on FaceTime) for your help.

Was your father a meat burglar?

Deep cut. Very good.

How’s life been treating you?

Im tired most of the time. My kids are healthy, and I have been having a weird shooting pain my left shoulder, but besides from that everything is great!

Oh! That guy! How was your Thanksgiving?

My thanksgiving was fun! i spent time in Detroit and made my first turkey dinner...bought from whole foods

My wife, who is currently having her labor induced, wished for me to say that she thinks your really funny and misses seeing you on SNL. Any advice for a very soon to be first time dad?

Get some in-laws to your house as soon as possible to help you with the new baby because you are in for a world of hurt. Enjoy!!

Yo Tim! Huge fan! Would you ever go back to SNL? Thanks for all the laughs.

I would definitely go back to SNL.....except my pay grade is much higher than they can afford...

Can we please please please get Ladies Man 2?!?!?!?

No. And for the last time - stop asking me Lorne Michaels.

Would you rather join the Beatles or the rolling stones?

Since The Beatles asked first, probably them.

Do you still prefer Courvoisier, or have you switched brands?

I, Tim Meadows, prefer chardonnay. Leon still prefers Courvoisier.

Tim, who were the toughest SNL cast members to do scenes with? (i.e. Because they were so creative or funny that they'd make you break.)

Additionally, what's your favorite SNL moment where you broke?

Here is my list:

• Chris Farley

• Will Ferrell

• Adam Sandler

• Jimmy Fallon

• Horatio Sanz

I DON'T break, and you cant prove that I have.

What was your favorite movie/show to work on?

In this order:

1. Walk Hard

2. Pop Star

3. Mean Girls

4. Ladies Man

5. Star Wars (original)

You're great. I loved you in Semi-Pro, Ladies Man, the Goldbergs, that TV show with Jason Sudekis, Walk Hard, B99, etc.

Didn't know you're on a CBS show, glad to hear it so I can watch me some more Meadows. Thanks for all the laughs!

Do you have any movies coming out in the near future?

No movies in the near future. Unless Step-Brothas happens.

Is there anything in your body of work that you wish people would ask about but nobody ever does or something you wished got more attention?

I did a movie on Netflix, called Anyones Ghost, its a drama that deserves more attention!

Why did you leave off the Even Stevens Movie, the role that really everyone knows?

I wanted it to be a surprise.

Who was the greatest cast member you worked with and more importantly, who was the worst and why?

The best was Norm McDonald and the worst was his sister Norma McDonald (which was just Norm in a dress)

You’ve collaborated with Tina Fey numerous times, any good stories?

When I did 30 Rock, she came by to make sure the scene was going to be ok. She watched me rehearse and then she came and said "Goodbye, I don't have to stay, you got this" and she left.

Yeah, hey, Tim, thanks for your time...

Listen, Keenan Thompson, he a punk Bitch?

Absolutely not. Probably the best sketch player ever.

My friend was a touring guitar tech with Elliot Smith when he was on SNL so he got to go to a taping. He mentioned seeing a sketch you did. Something about winning the lottery and being interviewed by the news and you said you were going to buy the Dr. Pepper company and rename it Dr. Poop. Said it got cut from the final show or something like that

Is that accurate? What's a funny sketch you did that was cut from broadcast?

I do remember that. I believe that was an Adam McCay sketch. I did a centaur sketch that was cut from dress, deservedly. I played a centaur who was in high school, and Chris Walken was trying to get me to go out for track. It was a costume dilemma. The costume was too cumbersome - it was a plastic horse half. If hat been a stuffed animal type design I could actually run around in.

Mr. Meadows, I gotta say that Leon is one of my favorite characters from SNL, period. What us your favorite SNL memory?

When I met Mick Jagger and he asked me to be in the Rolling Stones, that was pretty cool.

Do you still like awesome blossom?

Not when it shoots out of my nose.

I play a lot of video games, how do you catch yourself wasting your own time?

Doing AMA's.

Hi.

What is the weirdest thing you ever peed on?

Not me, but a friend hired some Russian hookers to pee on a bed in Russia.

Can I buy you a fish sammich?

Absolutely not.

How did The Ladies Man come about?

I made crank phone call using that voice (for years) then I told some of the writers on the show about it and they suggested the Ladies Man idea.

Big fan, you are still one of my favorite castmates from SNL even if you did sign a 30 year contract. Do you have any interest in directing?

I don't have any interest in directing, unless you know of someone hiring a first time director (or if you all help us get Step-Brothas off the ground I can direct that).

How were the hog balls and what were they really?

They were very meaty! They were matzah balls I believe.

How many squirrels can you take in a fight?

FYI- Neither you nor the squirrels are armed, however, you may fashion weapons out of any squirrels you are able to obtain.

Think carefully before answering, this is an important question.

Probably two squirrels. The first squirrel i would hypnotize and make it believe it was a spear. Then, I would "spear" the second squirrel with my squirrel spear. Easy peasy.

Are all those daytime talk shows actually fun to go on as a guest? Any more exciting than others?

I personally find all show business to be anxiety filled. So, no I personally don't find any of it fun. Now squirrel spearing, THATS what I call fun.

What show out of all show's in history would you pick to have a guest spot on?

Hawaii 5.0 circa 1970

Hey Tim! I'm a big fan of all your stuff but as far as the less mainstream things I always get very excited when I see your name pop up as a guest on Improv4humans. Who are some of your favorite people to improvise with?

Matt Besser, Matt Walsh (who is also on No Activity), Dan Lippert, David Pasquesi, Brad Morris, and Joe Canale.

Huge fan! Did RDJ ever contact you about your bringing up on the 40th anniversary special that he was the worst cast member in Rolling Stone? What was the conversation like?

It wasn't that he was the worst, it was that I had done better than him. That was the joke. No - we don't talk about it, he is too busy making big budgeted movies and I am doing an AMA at Reddit.

Do you think Son of Zorn would have found more success had it been on FXX instead of Fox?

I don't Monday morning QB. If its gone, its gone.

Look at ol’ Glasscot, using Reddit like he’s just one of the kids!

Hey, what was up with that weird Goldbergs episode that had no Goldbergs in it?

You will find out January 9th, asshole.

When you make finger guns do you use 3 fingers or just 2? Also, do you make any noises when "shooting" them?

I use two. And I go pkew pkew and I bend my thumb.

If you had to describe "No Activity" using 5 words or less, how would you describe it?

Waiting for Godot on acid.

What do you do to stay optimistic with how divisive the country is?

Its nice that we have legalized marijuana. So we got that (shoutout to r/trees).

What's your best tip for creating good comedy?

Just being inspired, you know you have a good idea when more than one person responds positively.

How many peanut M&Ms can you fit into your mouth at once?

In my mouth at once? 4,025.

you?

Are you willing to accept my challenge to a duel to the death?

Aaron Burr is that you?

Hi Tim, did you pick up any good Cyber Monday deals? I got a new electric toothbrush.

You still in Detroit, let's meet for lunch.

I didn't do any shopping Monday, but i did do Black Friday and i bought kitchenware for my (multi-million dollar) mansion.