Warlizard

Hiya buddy. Quick question. Are you happy?

Jurassic Bark. What the fuck man?

Heya. One question: Are you happy?

You live a life that most of us can't fathom, but too many comedians have these inner demons and end up killing themselves.

I just wondered if you were happy being you.

Whelp, that's all I needed to hear.

BRB. Heading out to sit in the snow.

DUDE! My wife loves you. I hate you. No offense.