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Warlizard6303 karma

Jurassic Bark. What the fuck man?

Warlizard2571 karma

Heya. One question: Are you happy?

You live a life that most of us can't fathom, but too many comedians have these inner demons and end up killing themselves.

I just wondered if you were happy being you.

Warlizard2125 karma

Whelp, that's all I needed to hear.

BRB. Heading out to sit in the snow.

Warlizard1736 karma

DUDE! My wife loves you. I hate you. No offense.

Warlizard1711 karma

If you had to launch a 90kg projectile 300 meters, which medieval siege weapon would you use?