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TooShiftyForYou7825 karma

Can you still jump over an office chair from a standing position?

Edit: Reference for those who need it.

TooShiftyForYou4483 karma

What misconceptions about your abduction would you like to make people more aware of?

TooShiftyForYou531 karma

Hello Tim, how'd you end up doing on Mrs. Murphy's test that Fatty McGee kept interrupting you from studying for?

TooShiftyForYou414 karma

Who would win if you fought Elijah Wood in a fist-fight on a clifftop?