IamA UK PORNSTAR! Alessa Savage AMA!

Haha omfg. We had sex once, best night of my life. I was living in a place with a Fish Tank, and you and your friend came over and knocked on my door at 1am asking if you could see it. We stayed up drinking beer and snake bites, your friend fell asleep on my bed and we began to have sex right next to him.

I think about that night a lot. I remember your name but wouldn't share - but if you remember the way you pinned me down and said 'I want you to Fuck me, hard' and I proceeded to bite you and grab you by the throat and you moaned and said 'How did you know I wanted it like that?!'

BRB, I'm gonna go think about that night some more

Edit: Front page Best Of?! Come on guys it's just a drink....

Verified. This totally happened.

Did your friend make it to work on time? Haha he must've woken up - seen us naked and thought 'what the fuck...'

I think it scared him... I haven't seen him since.

You should look him up, ask him if he wants to film your next shoot, starring /u/humbledonkey

Think I may have to take donkey out for a drink. What do you guys think?

Will you come back and write about it? If yes, then yes. If no, still yes.

yes. and pics.

This will be the one time reddit got someone laid

Who do I think I am?.. rolling in here. Fucking the place up.

So uhh.. I was actually just on my way to buy a Fish Tank myself. Wanna swing by mine to check it out?

Actually I told him his landlord had posted his flat on a rent site and that I wanted to see it. Madness. Dangerous madness. Don't try at home.

Good sex though.

Fuck yeah.
Literally.

This girl is lovely.

No you are!

We found the guy who gets laid here on Reddit. Honored

I found the Fish Tank that let me meet Alessa!

Though it can't go without saying, that back then, it was salt water (pic is fresh water) as had uv lights and Uber exotic fish in it. The the landlord changed it to fresh water to lower maintenance.

I know that doesn't seem important, but as much as it would help the fish tank industry I don't want people getting their hopes up by buying a Dentist's display cabinet

It used to be all lit up!

Still not sure how they knew you had a fish tank and that they wanted to see it?

Well our landlord had to start selling properties to pay the mortgages on the other ones.

Alessa and her mate had been searching for flats, saw the fish tank, recognised the facade because they were local, and while out drinking one night decided to be mischievous and knock on the door at 1am to have a look.

I had been drinking port all day and smoking spliffs, and so I thought in my weird way 'Sure! Why the fuck not! Come in... Do you want a beer/spliff?'

And then it all moved on from there

But without stating the obvious - when I opened the door I was a little stunned. I always had a thing for tattooed girls.

We should totally get a drink tomorrow. Worlds end at 5?

Off the cuff party banter.

Doubt it was the fish. Youre probably just hot.

It was literally the first time Alessa came out to play!

I soooo want this to be real.

Honest. It's mad as fuck.

I just wanked to you how does that make you feel?

I love it. Genuinley. It's a total turn on.

Uhhhh... I have something I need to admit to you...

dad?

As opposed to US porn , do y'all fuck on the opposite side of the bed ? Lol

I don't remember the last time I fucked in a bed.

You retweeted a picture three hours ago of you getting fucked in a bed.

Well, dementia porn has to be someone's fetish

I keep forgetting to shoot it.

I think it was this time!

NSFW, obvs.

You're probably right!

You're a mega babe, by the way. Boyfriend and I were going through the Twitter just like daaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnn. And I want you to know that linked picture did lead to some sex in our house this morning, so thanks!

YAY! Good! This makes me happy!

do you have sex as a pornstar?

DINGDINGDING! WE'VE GOT A WINNER!

If I private-message you a photo of my cock, would you rate?

anytime baby!

RIP her inbox.

SO MANY PENI! lol

What do you dislike most about the industry, and what would you do to improve it?

Honestly, the bitchiness. There's too much unnessacary jealousy and hate between people. Everyone should just fuck, make good content and have fun!

That philosophy can easily apply to all areas of life. Well said!

I'm a little hippy stoner love child at heart.

Ive never seen any of your work. Which one should i watch first?

My first scene was for fake taxi! Maybe start there if you wanna see my debut to the porn world! I'm wearing gym clothes :) Maybe my pascals sub sluts scene if you like it brutal.

What does his face look like?

It's funny how irritating it is to see the male pornstars' face in other videos, but for FakeTaxi, I just want to know.

He's super hot

Any opinion on the greatest wrestler of all time, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE? OOOOH YEAH!

I gotta go Hulk Hogan. Purely because he once wore a shirt that said 'It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.'

Fuckin... What's your favourite dinner?

Something with loads of meat and carbs like beef stew with dumplings and potatoes. I fucking love Caesar salad with lardons and potatoes too. Always potatoes.

You must have a bit of Irish in you. If not, would you like some?

No Irish heratage here. Only ever been with one. He used to make me roll joints while he fucked me.

Are you sure you're not from Russia?

She said potatoes not onions.

Yeah. POTATO.

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?

My kinda guy.

You now have a special place in my heart just because you used the word "lardons".

Did you pick up a bit of French along the way?

shhhhhh

How much actual time/sex is involved in the average, say, 10 minute shot?

I actually enjoy the BTS parts of DVDs and sometimes see the sex stops between filming and some light sex to keep the male talent aroused.

Probably about an hour... it's really hard to say though. I love the bts parts too though!

How do you deal with the start/stop aspect of filming?

You know when you're fucking and you think... 'I could do with some water and a timeout for a min' but you can't because the other person might get offended? Well we just take the break :) I think the start stop is more of an issue for for some guys really.

You seem genuine and badass. What's your goto method for preparing your asshole for anal?

Don't eat. Douche. Pray.

Should England get out of Ireland?

lol

I made a porn star laugh. I can die happy

Don't die dude.

Have you seen the Netflix documentary directed by Rashida Jones "Hot Girls Wanted"? If not, the whole documentary is shout the rise of "amateur" porn, by getting good looking girls on Craigslist to do these pretend amateur scenes, and that studios tend to not book the same girl more than once or twice, until they're forced to do increasingly more brutal porn which many seem like they're not really okay with. Obviously you've been in the scene for a longerror amount of time than these girls, docommentary said typically they stay for 4-6 months if they catch on quick, but do you see this happening at all? Do you ever feel like the industry is amount meat grinder looking for 18-20 year old girls just to get them to do 10 scenes and kican them out?

Ofcourse it is! It's the same as any entertainment industry. Music, Film, Modelling. You'll get chewed up and taken advantage of if you're not careful, but if you come at the industry with a proper business mind it's possible to make it work for you.

Something I never understood in the porn industry. When you get cummed inside of, what prevents you from getting pregnant? Are all porn stars on some type of birth control? Does it always work?

Nothing is 100% effective and it's a calculated risk that we all take as long as we are fertile. I am incredibly careful with both birth control methods and sexual health.

Do you know anybody who has gotten pregnant during a shoot?

Not personally, no. I don't think it's something people would really shout about.

Why pornography?

I dunno! It felt like a natural progression for the modelling I had been doing. Plus. I love being naked.

What happens when you can't stand the guy you're filming with or if he's just bad at it?

That's when you have to remain professional and remember it's a job, it can be hard.

saying that, it's never actually happened to me, I think I've been real lucky!

What do friends/ family think of you career choice?

It's strange for them because it's still quite new but they continue to love and support me and my choices.

Are you as savage as your name implies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?

Wait for my BRAZZERS scene to come out. I got concussed I went so hard lol

That's super bad for you y'know.

Aware. Just about.

Which actor is it with ? Danny D I hope :)

Yeah! He fucking near killed me.

what 5 things would u try to experience if u could be the opposite gender for a day?

Doing the windmill with my dick. Doing the goat. Kicked in the nuts. Get a blowjob. Pee in things from really far away.

But who would you choose to give you the bj?

Now THAT'S A question! I've gotta think!

What movie should I watch?

Will you be doing more fake agent/fake taxi scenes with ANAL?

Is this the Taxi driver? He really wants my ass! His cock is SO FAT though! It's scary! I shot an anal scene with Monty Cash for MontysPOV though. The only one!

Thanks for the AMA. My last name is Savage and I was wondering how you came up with that stage name? Assuming that's not your real name

I have a friend who's last name is Savage, I started telling people it was my last name years ago to wind him up and it just stuck!

Spider pussy ? Lol

ONE THAT MAKES YOU GO GOD DAMN! and slam your laptop shut.

Kill it with fire!!!!

Them ones.

Do you bang regular guys?

If I get time! haha

What's your favorite dinosaur?

The 'Doyouthinkhesauras'

I have a lot of public sex.

I live in America and not really exposed to British pornstars. Besides yourself, who are the best pornstars Britain has? Who are your favorites to work with and why?

Chessie Kay is a babe, she's on tour in the USA right now actually! She's just on another level to most of the girls over here. She's also one of the sweetest girls. Carly Rae Summers is cute. Stoner like me. I've posted a video here somewhere of us smokng.

It seems a lot of porn stars drop out of the industry within a year or so. How long do you see yourself doing what you do?

Until it stops being fun.

What kind of work you should be doing instead of porn?

some sort of spy work or contract killer maybe?

if u had a character in a down and dirty mortal kombat-style fighting game, what fighting moves would you have?

A hadouken style squirting special move would be sick!

Just checked out your twitter.

How did that custard taste?

Pretty good actually. Especially out of Chessie Kays ass.

Is hairy pussy making a comeback ??

I rock it both ways. Ella Hughes has got a good bush. So does Ava De Lush. As long as its a groomed bush its cool. None of that spider pussy shit.

More like Ava de bush amiright?????

oh oh... I see what you did there!

Does size matter? :D

https://youtu.be/fpxhpqulBwU

Almost every mans dream response :D

It's the truth!

This AMA has gotten my body ready. which one of your pornos would you recommend me?

My latest fake taxi scene is pretty hot!

Have you ever smoked weed while getting fucked?

Baby, I do everything while smoking weed. ;)

Are you into any sport? Support any clubs?

Fucking is my game of choice! I used to love football and gymnastics as a kid though.

you prefer cut or uncut?

Uncut is easier to play with un-lubed but it doesn't really matter tbh.

So, errr.... . Do you like cock?

hahaha! Fuck yeah! and pussy too. Just put it all in my face :)

Anything you can recommend to the boyfriends of girls that want to get into porn? My boyfriend and I have an open relationship, and he's pretty cool about that, but I'm afraid he won't be too keen about me wanting to get into porn.

I don't want to cuckold him, but this is something I've really wanted to do for a long time. I love getting hotwifed, but this might be too much...

Any suggestions? Thanks

I've actually been in this situation, I had a boyfriend that I lived with when I got into porn. I just discussed it with him honestly and openly and he was fine with it, but I didn't get into it because of some kind of fantasy. Yours sounds like it is and that's totally different. Maybe try fet life and work it into your personal life, he may be more comfortable with that as it's private. Its a hard one though because it's going to be entirely different for all couples.

I'm just going to go ahead and get the circlejerk out of the way: Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 25 duck sized horses?

I'm pretty confident I could take out 25 teeny horses with a good barrel roll.

That's a pretty solid plan. I honestly didn't expect an answer. Have a great afternoon and enjoy your AMA.

Its a solid question :)

Hey Alessa, whats the funniest thing happened to you on a set, shoot? OR someone you know?

Sometimes when you're shooting you'll look up and they'll be some random person with they're dog or some old lady just wandered in from some warehouse next door. That's pretty funny.

Do you ever smoke weed before your scenes?

I smoke when I cam at home but as fun as porn is, it's work. I'm not about to turn up and waste someones time and money cos I'm high. It would be really unprofessional. But dude, that first joint after we finish is the ONE!

Never heard of you but now that I see what you look like I'm gonna bust some nut to you later. Do you do personal bookings?

Via skype and streamate x

You hear people talking a lot about length being the most important thing about the dick, but how about width? Assuming the guy knows how to handle it, do you think length or width is of greater importance?

Width (Girth) is more important by far! The G Spot is only an inch or two inside the vagina on the upper (front) wall. That's the bit you wanna hit. SCIENCE LESSON.

You have like the cutest sexy smile. Anything interesting about yourself you would like to let a big fan like me know? <3

and uh hi!

Thanks honey :) That made me smile. Erm... I'm a really good cook, It's a massive passion of mine. I love to feed people! Also, I have a dog called Mrs. Raggamuffin Rodrigez von Fluff.

Since everything is bigger here, do you plan on visiting Texas?

YES

Have you ever had any cosmetic surgery done?

Nothing apart from braces on my teeth as a kid.

Got any sex tips? What turns you on?

LOCATE THE CLIT

Does being a pornstar ever get in the way of life?

Not that I have noticed.

I'm in North Scotland, how quickly can you get here?

Flight takes 2 hours I think.

Have you ever been approached by any anti-pornography movement, and if so, what was that like?

Nope. One day it'll happen lol

Do you have a full set of responses ready for that day?

I like improv.

Which was your toughest porn shoot? And why?

THE ANAL. But 3 hours and half a tub of coconut oil later you got your scene!