deathbybears

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Read lots of your replies. You have a badass, optimistic personality. Never change, bro.

Who pays you to write, how much, and where do you find work? I've tutored college level English for the last five years, and I often write for fun; however, I've never considered it possible to make an income off of it. Direct me, dear friend?

Tracy! Let me tell you: I love the way you deliver a punchline. It's a work of art, brother. Question:

At which point in your life did you begin to take yourself as a comic seriously? At which point did you say to yourself: "shit, I'm hilarious, and I know others think I'm hilarious. I can do this shit." Was it natural? Did you just do it? What's the reasoning like? Or was it something you just wanted to do really badly?

This is either intentionally or unintentionally hilarious.