HumbleDonkey

Haha omfg. We had sex once, best night of my life. I was living in a place with a Fish Tank, and you and your friend came over and knocked on my door at 1am asking if you could see it. We stayed up drinking beer and snake bites, your friend fell asleep on my bed and we began to have sex right next to him.

I think about that night a lot. I remember your name but wouldn't share - but if you remember the way you pinned me down and said 'I want you to Fuck me, hard' and I proceeded to bite you and grab you by the throat and you moaned and said 'How did you know I wanted it like that?!'

BRB, I'm gonna go think about that night some more

Edit: Front page Best Of?! Come on guys it's just a drink....

Did your friend make it to work on time? Haha he must've woken up - seen us naked and thought 'what the fuck...'

I found the Fish Tank that let me meet Alessa!

Though it can't go without saying, that back then, it was salt water (pic is fresh water) as had uv lights and Uber exotic fish in it. The the landlord changed it to fresh water to lower maintenance.

I know that doesn't seem important, but as much as it would help the fish tank industry I don't want people getting their hopes up by buying a Dentist's display cabinet

Yeah can I get my feckin drink? I've been standing at the bar for ages while you're tweeting this shit ye feckin eejit

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