I-am-Alpharius

You should look him up, ask him if he wants to film your next shoot, starring /u/humbledonkey

What about the before life?

Plenty of gunfighters have been shot with arrows. Might want to circle your wagons.

Piggybacking a bit. When news of the breach broke, everything was saying 145 million (or whatever the number was) people, then they would parrot "Which is about half of the country". My immediate thought was, after factoring minors and people without a credit report (for reasons other than age), only about half the population has a credit report. I guess I am suggesting that everyone who has a credit report got their info stolen, the "half the population" mantra was the most reassuring way they could word "All records".

Depends on if he was doing the tide pod challenge or not.