IAMA Bouncer who has been shot at, tazed, stabbed, maced, punched, and clawed by enormous women. AMA!
Yep. I've been a bouncer for a few years in the south at several establishments. Here's a picture of me behind the bar afterhours. Sorry about the paint job, but I'd rather not have my current company known.
Here's another picture of me in my early years, just in case you don't have enough proof. Also, check the username.
If the mods do not have enough proof, please DM me, I couldn't find a way to message yall, but I think I provided enough proof this time.
Here's some random guy dancing with a fat girl just for giggles.
Edit: I like how this post is tagged as "crime/justice." Badass