Cockwombles

Well aren't you a charmer.

If someone died saving my pet I'd never recover from that.

Call me a monster, but I can buy a new pet.

He's an awesome guy, that Joe. Did a fucking amazing job.

Not sure if this is too much of a bummer or realtalk.

I’m in the closet about my gay/bisexuality, is that why I’m homophobic?

To clarify, I’m not hateful. I’m genuinely scared of those LBGTQ things.

What can I do to cure those negative thoughts?

And will curing the homophobic thoughts make me homosexual? I’m currently engaged to a woman and am male.

That was a surprising and sweet moment!

Pam is the best character. It's rare a female character steals the show so much.