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IAmABouncer1483 karma

Tree fiddy

IAmABouncer1478 karma

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not scream

I'm going in dry

IAmABouncer1262 karma

Drunk dude pulled a knife on me. Stabbed me in the knee. Something something Skyrim. He got tazed and arrested. Surgery is not fun.

Tl;dr. Titties and America

IAmABouncer1069 karma

I beat off to Roadhouse every night

Holy shit reddit gold. Thank you to whoever gave me gold! Fuck North Korea!

IAmABouncer930 karma

Date? No. Fuck? Well yeah, this is America