I am a 3rd shift convenient store clerk who has had little sleep over the past 3 days. AMA! And yes, I mean absolutely ANYTHING!
Third day this week, maybe 8 hours total rest since Monday, doing this AMA to keep myself awake, hoping for the strange and bizarre, come on reddit I know you've got it!
It is currently 12:31 AM, and yes the clock behind me is fast, unfortunately... Fire at will.
Edit: my shift ended 9 hours ago, I finally slept some, and I'm still here to keep answering questions! Keep 'em comin!