I am Sloane Steel and I work at Bang Bros, a porn company, AMA!

When I worked at Baskin Robbins, I noticed that I started to dislike ice cream. After working in porn, do you notice that you have started to dislike ice cream as well?

I too worked at an ice cream place in my youth and while I hate ice cream I will never, ever hate porn. Ice cream is cold, hard, and makes your teeth hurt. But porn, porn is warm, wet, soft, and makes you feel so nice.

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Should I quit my day job yet?

You should have quit years ago man

Prom?

Sure, when?

How does June 2nd sound?

How old are you? Will you fly me in? Do we have a Hummer limo?

17, probably not, and yes

Gotta be 18 to ride this train papa, sorry.

What if a performer is balls deep in a girl and one of them changes their mind?

It happens. There have been some freak outs for sure.

You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

Is it a planet again? Did we colonize it? No! what's going on!?

What is the hardest kind of porn to market in today's media

Child porn probably.

When people find out that you work in the porn industry, do they assume marketing is a cover? Also, what's the hardest part of your job?

When people find out I work in the porn industry they say "wow, that makes a lot of sense for you" and the hardest part of my job is the dicks.

Literally or figuratively?

Both.

Could you give us a blow-by-blow of a regular day for you?

Sure, I get to work at 10. I watch videos of women being blasted in the face by giant amounts of spunk, then I make some tea, then I answer some emails, then I go to the production side of the building, watch the girls get ready, take some pictures of them for instagram (@theofficialbangbros), then I pretend I'm working while I look at pictures of kittens or puppies, then I do like an hour of real work, then I go to the bathroom and pretend to poop while playing Candy crush for 20 minutes, then I get back to my desk, look at some more cute animal videos, pack up at 6, sit in traffic for an hour cursing a God who doesn't love me, and go home to have mind blowing sex with my husband until the sun comes up on another day in the seedy underbelly of the porn world

Female redditor and long time porn enthusiast here. How do I get a job like this?

I happened to know someone in the industry but look for jobs on craiglist with titles like "marketing department for adult company"

They never get suspicious?

You'd think they would know girls don't shit.

They know but we're so nice to look at that they're don't care I guess.

Does the glory hole room floor ever get cleaned?

We bus in prisoners to clean it up with their mouths

That sounds like something that should also be filmed.

I'm working on it

Hey Bangbros bosses (Bangboss?), let Sloane take over your Twitter and Instagram accounts!

:)

How does the female talent work around their monthlies? I'm sure shoots take planning far ahead. Do you only schedule talent when you know they won't be menstruating? How much does the production crew become part of the conversation? Are diaphragms used to conceal?

Edit: I've been advised more than once now that sponges are the go to device. Not the Elaine Benes kind, but makeup sponges (wtf?) I guess if they're safe to put in your eyes, they why not in your vajazzle? I gotta think the pounding by cocks the size of a baby's arm would make them hard to retrieve. Oh, and one of the people who PM'd me said she was formerly a porn actress, so this pretty much made my day.

I will find out for you and answer you question later today, cool?

What's Abella Anderson like in person?

Adorable. Tiny. Sweet. Goofy. Hard to understand. Terrified of frogs.

There go my dreams of her fucking Kermit in my Muppet Porn Parody.

so weird that this is the 2nd post where muppet porn has been discussed! It's a theme here today

I am extremely hungover right now, I'm wrapping up a serious bender that included lots of psychedelics, some fishing, and my first Asian massage. My truck has been at the beach for 2 days. All reports indicate that it is still there, should I sack up and go get it? Or let it ride and sleep this shit off?

Dude, you did the crime and now you have to pay the time. Go get it. Just rally and get it. Unless you're still tripping or there's a half naked asian masseuse next to you. In that case, pay for the tow.

How does Bang Bros make any money given the amount of free porn sites there are out there now?

People still subscribe and we offer a TON of awesome sites with some pretty hot girls. And the quality of subscription porn can't be beat. You can really beat to it if you catch my drift

What's the funniest thing you've seen while working there, on or off set?

The excitement in everyone's eyes when we received a fucking machine was pretty funny.

Do the girls really enjoy those as much as they let on? Because the responses look pretty darn intense, even for porn.

I think they genuinely enjoy it

Does seeing really big dicks all day sort of change your expectations in the real world?

No, not at all. I have seen many dicks and I gotta say that girls truly prefer a guy with a small penis who knows what to do with is versus a guy with a big dick that rests on his laurels

I see you're really trying to play to the crowd, here. Good move.

My fingers hurt already

Can I have a free trial code? I've always wanted to see why paid porn is better than free porn

Nice try buddy!

/u/katie_pornhub gives away free days sometimes om reddit. That's why we love her.

Oh? Ok, let me see what I can do for you guys....

I'll take a membership to dancingbear.com please.

Universes crossing right now...

It's like DC vs. Marvel, but with porn.

Can I be Marvel? Please let me be Marvel.

I have a REALLY cool shirt though already....http://imgur.com/28q4XZw

Katie! Finally, everyone is always talking about you. For you, anything!

What's the worst on-set accident you've ever witnessed?

A dick explosion.

Like a penis literally exploded into flames during a scene? Please elaborate, this sounds interesting.

Haha no, I was joking. I haven't seen anything too crazy happen

Is Sloane Steel your porn name or the name your parents gave you? It truly could go either way...and yes...my name is really Stinky McGrunts.

I never doubted your name is Stinky McGrunts, it's a truly timeless family name. My first name is really Sloane, middle name Rose, and last name is my own damn business :)

Well...I like Sloane. It's a great name. I met a stripper at a club in San Antonio back in the day. Her stripper name was "Simone" when I walked in. She told me she chose it because of Ferris Bueller's girlfriend. When I informed her the name is "Sloane" she changed it.

I helped make the world a better place because of your given name. Thank you for answering my question, Sloane Rose Myowndamnbusiness.

I was actually named after Ferris Bueller's girlfriend, Sloane Peterson. My mom was pregnant with me when she saw the film and loved the name Sloane.

Why do you have a porn name even if you dont appear on film?

When I started at the company I was working in ad sales and to protect myself from creepy web masters I came up with a fake last name. My first name is real.

Has there been an event or anything that made you reconsider your career?

Only my paycheck

What's average pay for someone in your position?

I don't even know what my position is anymore. I asked my boss today and he said, you are the VP of Creative Low Budget Marketing. I hope that pays well.

Sloane, no question, I just want to say that when I saw you on that nasty floor of the glory hole set it was like I was struck by lightning and I knew that I had found the love of my life.

In other words, you're doing great PR work, keep it up!

I love you so much, ok?

I guess I never really thought about it, but how much marketing does a porn company really need?

Well now that porn is becoming more mainstream I think there will be much more need for marketing

You're the OP that keeps on delivering!

Hot and fresh in 30 minutes of less, that's my OP guarantee.

Do girls actually enjoy hardcore/soft porn? Or are they told to pretend to enjoy it?

And what do you think about the porn industry?

Some girls truly enjoy porn. I for one, love porn and I think it could be a healthy part of any relationship. I mean, don't show your girlfriend german porn where they're shitting in each other's mouth or like, "Kids in the Sandbox" but some female friendly porn is fine!

Why did somebody put a chair with a cloth seat in the gloryhole booth? I dare you to smell it.

I will smell it for $1,000. Someone start a Kickstarter.

Who wins in a fight the bang bros or brazzers?

BANG BROS! We are the original gonzo porn people. We are scrappy and we will always win!

What's your opinion on TitCoins?

As someone with large natural breasts I can say that it is not a groundbreaking idea. I've been using my tits to pay for things since I was 15.

Anyone else scroll back up to the top to confirm said large naturals?

They are large and so natural.

Most memorable moment?

Seeing the glory hole for the first time. Or seeing the Naked.com cam girl rooms. It's a pretty eye opening experience.

Any chance I can screen your female talent? Take some of the burden off you guys. My way to give back to the world.

Sure, send me your address and I'll send them to your house so you can test the goods

I realize you might not be able to answer this completely honestly, but I'll ask anyway.

How common is drug use (cocaine specifically) on porn sets/in the industry in general? I've seen countless videos where one or both of the participants are constantly sniffling.

No drugs allowed on set. It's a very safe and clean environment and we are very adamant about our talent being safe and healthy. What people do on their own time off set is their own business.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Archeologist. I loved dinosaurs and playing in the dirt.

That is adorable.

You still to get to work with bones.

Try getting into granny porn and you can still see people getting into old stuff.

Genius idea!

How much more mainstream will porn adverts be? Can we look forward to seeing tv and print adds? Also, do you feel that porn has become more socially acceptable with the popularity of the Internet?

There are some mainstream porn companies who are currently coming up with campaigns for mainstream ads and I think it's fantastic. Porn is definitely more socially acceptable now. I think it's time for our country to give up its puritanical beliefs and get with the times. The sexy times.

omg she's back

HERE I AM!

What's the process for getting a job there? I could like, totally answer the phones or something.

You gotta live in Miami

Have you ever dated/slept with a coworker?

I've dated and slept with a coworker but not at this company. My last one.

and that was..?

I can't say. But it was an advertising agency known for things like the Burger King King

CP+B?

;)

Creative agency or Media agency?

Creative

What kind of porn do you watch?

I like lesbian mature/young porn. A seasoned woman teaching a young gal the ropes.

As a follow up to this, was it weird watching your friends in porn? When did it become sort of normal to not just notice them as actors but to think "We went out for dinner on thursday and now I'm watching him balls deep in some amateur."

I don't go out to dinner with the actors or actresses. But now I kinda want to...

How do you react to porn now that you work around it? Do your coworkers watch porn all the time?

The office is always filled with sounds of girls moaning, or people passing around disgusting videos. I don't react any longer.

You should bring up the idea of making small penis porn that doesn't involve humiliation. I haven't watched "professionally" produced porn in years because every guy is usually ridiculously huge. I found a clip many years ago of a couple who were filming blowjobs at an adult theater and the wife blew a guy with a dick about 2 inches long and it was glorious. She gave him a big smile after and it was just so nice to see and not feel like the only guy in the world with a tiny dick that he can't do anything about. There isn't a great deal of material out there, but the stuff that is out there gets watched a lot. I posted MY VIDEO on sexykarma.com because when I did my AMA, nobody believed I was erect in the proof pictures. A little over a year later, its been watched over 24,000 times, and this is just an amateur clip with no promotion campaign. Until I have porn I can relate to, I'm not spending a dime on it.

I can definitely bring this up to my bosses. It's a good idea to show some real life guys with their real life peepees

Is any of the "amateur" porn featured on your sites, like the college party stuff or male strippers with females real? Or are they all actors?

They are real people and they have to sign consent forms. We can't legally just film people fucking, you know?

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That's actually a brilliant idea.

How do you go about finding the places to shoot the scenes? Does bangbros just own a lot of houses?

We rent houses, we have our vans (Bang Bus and Bait Bus), and there's a network of people who tell us about location rentals

Do you know of any backend workers (accountants, IT, etc) who decided there was more money to be made by stepping in front of the camera? Would a transition like that be allowed?

I don't personally know anyone who transitioned but I'm sure it's happened. Getting into porn is very easy. You just have to sign some forms and be willing to have your beaver seen on the internet FOR ALL TIME

How much behind the scenes footage is taken? Whenever I see the prep and aftermath of porn shoots, I get turned on by how casual and comfortable everything is.

I am the only one who is doing that and it started as of last week.

You're cute, any plans on getting in front of the camera?

Not currently. But life is long and I never say never

As a reasonably attractive woman, do you ever feel pressured into being in videos by your employers or coworkers?

No, never. But there are some really hot people that work here....

Could you please provide some proof that that is you, like a picture of you now with a sign that says "Reddit IAMA" or something?

Edit: proof has been provided in the text so the post is reapproved.

Sure what kind of proof would you like? I can go pose in front of the Bang Bus holding a sign?

Can I apply for a job?

As an actor?

Yes

sure!

Given that you can look at porn at work, what types of things are considered NSFW where you work?

CNN.com, FoodNetwork.com, Cuteoverload.com, basically anything that's not girls getting railed is off limits.

How often do you get overly turned on by something at work and have to go finish yourself off? Or is office masturbation allowed/encouraged?

No, we are not allowed to jack or jill in the office. But there are times where you are definitely turned on. Especially if you're looking at a toothless crack whore confessions video. mmmm i'm getting hot just thinking about that level of sad desperation

What was your dream job as a child and what is it now as an adult?

I wanted to be an archeologist and now I want to be a writer

With all of the sexual harassment laws and sensitivity policies most companies have to deal with how do they staff people into such a working environment with out running into issues with employees and venders?

Tl; Dr - how did they make sure you were ok with the job?

We are such a tight knit family here, everyone looks out for one another and we generally hire really cool, fun people. No one would ever do anything offensive to anyone else. It's an amazing company to be a part of, for real

Does your family know what you do for a living? If so, do they understand that you don't star in any of the films and what do they think of this career choice?

They know what I do. They think it's great as long as I'm getting a paycheck and not asking them for money.

Is Rocky with you right now? Tell her that she has an obscene phone case.

Her dildo case?!

Precisely.

Yup. It's still there. Fucking freak.

What is one thing you would change about the porn industry?

More forced orgasm porn. I like that and there's not enough of it.

Speaking in terms of evolution, the survival of the species and the general Darwinian concept of genetic succession, what purpose do you believe a face full of spunk serves?

In terms of evolution it's not doing much but in terms of a moisturizing low cost face mask, it's doing tons.

Do the actors/actresses really enjoy having sex on camera? or they just fake because, you know, it's their job. Be honest.

Some of the actresses fake it but the majority love to be there and they love what they do, for real. I think its harder for a guy to fake it.

Have you ever had sex with one of the stars? If so how many?

Nope, never, sorry to disappoint.

Do you ever swap makeup tips with the girls? Also, I think you're hilarious

I actually got some great makeup tips from the makeup artists this week. Want some tips?

Is that your real name and if so, were your parents REALLY that surprised that you wound up working in that industry?

Yes, first name is real. And my parents were not surprised. every time my dad spanked me as a little girl he knew he was pushing me closer and closer to a life of porn.

was the "a porn company" necessary in the title, I thought Bang Brothers was pretty obvious

Some people don't know what it is!

Some people are liars.

Very true.

What brought you in to the field?

my incredibly sexy friend Rocky

What are the performers like off set? It that there would only be a few cool ones floating in a sea of bitches/dicks.

Everyone is very cool and friendly and down-to-earth

Have you guys had the same bang bus the entire time you've had that site?

I'm not sure. I think so. It's sitting out front right now. I can ask and report back.

What would be your most memorable moment?

Seeing the glory hole for the first time. It was very scary

I have a pretty nice looking, and big (8") cock, but besides that, what else does it takes to get hired?

The ability to get hard in front of a lot of people

Hows the pay?

I would like to be a millionaire. Not anywhere close to it yet.

Have you ever got any bodily fluids of any kind on you on set?

No! Ew, gross.