sloanesteel

Child porn probably.

Sure, I get to work at 10. I watch videos of women being blasted in the face by giant amounts of spunk, then I make some tea, then I answer some emails, then I go to the production side of the building, watch the girls get ready, take some pictures of them for instagram (@theofficialbangbros), then I pretend I'm working while I look at pictures of kittens or puppies, then I do like an hour of real work, then I go to the bathroom and pretend to poop while playing Candy crush for 20 minutes, then I get back to my desk, look at some more cute animal videos, pack up at 6, sit in traffic for an hour cursing a God who doesn't love me, and go home to have mind blowing sex with my husband until the sun comes up on another day in the seedy underbelly of the porn world

When people find out I work in the porn industry they say "wow, that makes a lot of sense for you" and the hardest part of my job is the dicks.

We bus in prisoners to clean it up with their mouths

I too worked at an ice cream place in my youth and while I hate ice cream I will never, ever hate porn. Ice cream is cold, hard, and makes your teeth hurt. But porn, porn is warm, wet, soft, and makes you feel so nice.