I am Tracy Morgan. AMA.

Who is the most famous person you have farted around that you are definitely sure smelled it?

Kate Upton.

Hey Tracy!
You are amazing.
I have but one humble request.
Please name my kittens.
If you need to see their fighting styles, a .gif is included at the bottom.
Kitten 1
Kitten 2
Battle Prowess

Smokey and the Bandit

Hey Tracy, because of this GIF, I need to know: Waffles or pizza?

Pizza.

Do you still observe Ludacristmas?

Yes I do.

What's the dumbest purchase you've ever made?

Bottled water before going through security at the airport. Then they make you throw the water away.

Mr. Morgan, thank you so much for doing this AMA. I think you are awesome and it’s my birthday today! It would really make this one of my best birthdays if you could share your favorite joke or funny story.

what if I sent you a picture - here you go: https://twitter.com/RealTracyMorgan/status/456872894585245696

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

That's an even better gift, this is definitely one of the best birthdays I've ever had!

You are the coolest dude in the world right now. I'm at home at my house and you got a picture of it. For your eyes only!

Hello Tracy. I have a more serious question to ask you.

You and your family have been affected by diseases such as AIDS, and diabetes. What helps you get through each day, and are there any non-profit organizations that we should know about?

Yes, AIDS Healthcare foundation is one of them. Diabetes America, diabetesAmerica.com, is another one. And what affects one of us affects us all, I think that half of America is affected by diabetes. Any organization that you are able to champion is cool with me, as long as you're helping to give back, and helping be a part of the solution, not the problem.

If they made a movie about your life, who would play you (other than yourself)?

Will Smith.

You're in an elevator with Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Rock, Terry Crews, and Bruce Lee. Who do you slap?

I'm not slapping ANY ONE of them. I'm not going to slap any one of them. Everybody in the elevator could beat me, if that's what you want to hear. Everybody in the elevator could whoop my ass, and I'm not slapping nobody.

HELLO TRACY! I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK YOU TO DESCRIBE WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO "GET THERE" WITH LIZ LEMON WHEN YOU HUGGED HER ON 30 ROCK. THANKS!

It felt good. I hope it felt good for Liz Lemon too!

It felt great to get there.

Do you still have your pet octopus?

As a matter of fact, we're cleaning the tank right now so she can be more comfortable. They're going to take a picture of it being cleaned right now.

http://www.whosay.com/status/tracymorgan/882575?wsref=tw&code=hSc8cGD

Hi Tracy. There was a big ordeal regarding some perceived homophobia from yourself. I guess my question is, what is your actual position on homosexuals? (not the media nonsense) and if you do have any issues with the gay community, why? I could never understand why anybody cared what sexual orientation other people were.

Well that's where I stand with it. If you love me I love you back. I've got love for everybody. I'm the one that played Brian Fellows dude. I don't know why people are trying to surround my career with that. I agree with you man. No issues here.

Can you confirm or deny Bert Kreischer's story of you on Joe Rogan's podcast?

I don't know who Bert is, and I never smoked PCP in my life, EVER. I've never touched it. I'm from the ghetto, I know better. We know what PCP can do at 3 years old. I smoked weed, but that was when I was a kid. I haven't smoked weed in 10 years. I wish this Bert Kreischer would stop telling people I smoked PCP with him.

I used to buy my own weed, and it wasn't laced with PCP. I knew what I was smoking. I would never do that.

Hey Tracy! What's Ice Cube like?

He's the coolest dude in the world man.

Who came up with Brian Fellow's Safari Planet?

Me. I did. I went to school with a guy named Brian Fellow.

How was it working with Donald Glover?? Big fan of your work!!

Donald Glover, he's a young, talented, talented man and it was fun.

What does a celebrity like you do in your freetime?

If you watch your movies, do you come out the way you think you came out?

What is your favorite food?

I look at my shark tank.

My favorite food is the Big Mac. And when I watch my movies, how I feel about them doesn't really matter. I worked on them, but I hope America loves them. That's what counts to me. So far so good.

Whats your favorite smell?

Ladies.

How is that great fish tank working out? Sharks get too big?

No, the sharks are doing great. They're growing, but they're being fed. They're majestic creatures and they are doing fine.

What would be your first act as President of the United States?

I would get the Government Cheese program up and RUNNING. Government Cheese! Because if you want to bring crime down, if you get the Government Cheese program running, people will be too constipated to make crime. Too much blockage to make crime.

How does uncle Jemima's syrup compare to aunt Jemima's syrup?

Uncle Jemima went defunct. He never got the syrup brand out. He went bankrupt before the syrup came out. But it was delicious. FILLED with butter.

Give me the map, Scott!

How was it working with Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

I was only there for a day but I had a great time and from that, me and Kevin developed a great relationship. We've worked together several times since then, including on Cop Out.

Hey Tracy! Thanks to you, I try to live every week like it's Shark Week.

I know you already have two Batmobiles and a solid gold jetski, but if you could own any object in the world, what would it be?

I would like to know where the fountain of youth is.

I'd go back to being 18, and be trouble, with what I know now. Youth is definitely wasted on the young. With experience and knowing a little something now too.

How much of Tracy Jordan is Tracy Morgan?

The only thing they ever had in common was the name. I'm an actor, just like Tina, or Alec, or anyone else on the show.

How are Grizz and Dot Com doing?

They are doing great. No news is good news. They are with their families and doing great.

your gerbil commercial for Wheat Thins is the greatest moment in advertising of the 21st century. Did you ever find your invisible pants?!?

p.s. my mom is making lasagna tonight with SIX DIFFERENT CHEESES

I found my invisible pants! But your mom is making lasagna tonight with SIX DIFFERENT CHEESES? That's a good woman.

Hey Tracy! What's your favorite kind of pizza?

My favorite kind of pizza? I like just pepperoni and cheese. There's a small pizza place in the Bronx that I've been going to for 22 years. I don't know what it's called but it's a mom & pop pizza shop, and they have the best pepperoni & cheese.

Verified Tracy Morgan- visits pizza shop for 22 years, doesn't know the name.

Or is he keeping that info secret so we don't ruin it?

Edit- HE ACKNOWLEDGED ME!!!

There is no name it's in the hood in the bronx it's on the corner of 231st and Broadway in the bronx. There's only one pizza place there.

231st and Broadway

Is it Broadway Pizza?

there you go.

How do you stay so fresh?

Well, you know, just wake up everday, know what I'm saying? And having a short memory, you know? Yesterday is yesterday, and that helps keep things FRESH. F-R-E-S-H, Fresh! And I'm not just fresh, I'm so fresh and so clean-clean.

If you could play any superhero, who would it be?

The Incredible Hulk. He has no weaknesses. He is the strongest man. He is made of muscles. I think.

Have you ever played pranks on fellow celebrities? If you have who, and what did you do?

I never played a prank. In the ghetto we don't play pranks. You get killed for playing a prank in the ghetto.

What are you going to eat for dinner tonight?

Filet mignon, sweet potatoes, a little bit of corn, and some spinach with garlic on it.

Did that bird ever give your credit card back?

Yes. And he was arrested for credit card theft.

Is Ernest Borgnine your father?

I thought he was. I just recently found out that Charlton Heston was.

Please tell me your fondest SNL memory Tracy? Do you have a favourite 30 Rock episode? Oh, and was there ever cornbread at craft service worthy of you taking behind the middle school and impregnating?

My fondest SNL memory was the very first show with Tom Hanks hosting and I got to say goodnight America. For 30 Rock I liked the christmas episode when we chopped down the tree. And I have another one when we did the Gladys Knight Midnight Train to Georgia.

Hey! Whats up?

ain't notin. slow motion

Tracy! What is the meaning of life?

Good Health, Joy and Prosperity

and lots and lots of sex

What is your favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jelly.

What was your favorite sketch on SNL?

Woodrow. I loved playing all of them, but I loved playing Woodrow. And all-time is the Richard Pryor Chevy Chase, and the second one for all time would be Cowbell with Christopher Walken.

What does it feel like to be Tracy Morgan today?

I love myself. I love it. It's beautiful. It's an awesome thing.

Ninjas or pirates?

Ninjas. Why ninjas? Stealth. Pirates you can see them coming.

Ninjas are assassins.

Where did you get the inspiration for Werewolf Bar-mitzvah

The Wolfman, watching the movie the Wolfman

How's Dr. Spaceman doing?

That's Dr. Spacheman to you.

Dr. Spacheman is DOING GREAT

Favourite video game?

Pac-Man.

How far are the Rangers going?

I hope they go all the way.

What is the best thing about Cop Out?

The whole experience, man. I did a movie for Warner Bros called Cop Out, starring me and Bruce Willis and directed by Kevin Smith, and all of that is self-explanatory. All the people that worked on it and in it. It was in my old neighborhood, and it was great.

Hey Tracey! what current cartoon would you like to voice act on?!

Anything for my baby girl. A cartoon like a Mickey Mouse, anything my little girl can watch, she loves My Little Pony, because she laughs when she hears my voice and she watches it all the time.

Tracy! Let me tell you: I love the way you deliver a punchline. It's a work of art, brother. Question:

At which point in your life did you begin to take yourself as a comic seriously? At which point did you say to yourself: "shit, I'm hilarious, and I know others think I'm hilarious. I can do this shit." Was it natural? Did you just do it? What's the reasoning like? Or was it something you just wanted to do really badly?

That realization happened for me really in high school. When I was in 9th grade, that I was really funny. When I made the girls laugh, and girls wanted to go out with me. If you're a comedian, and you make the ladies laugh, you got 'em.

What's your favorite flavor of pop tart?

Chocolate, chocolate on chocolate.

Who's your favorite Pokémon?

My favorite Pokémon? Pikachu.

Tracy, One of my friends swore he saw you in Ireland last month.. i didn't believe him, he said i've no way of proving it.. Now is my chance Tracy..

I was not in Ireland last month. I would love to visit there, I heard it's a wonderful place, but I was not there. I wish I was.

Can you tell us a little more about your project with the Always Sunny crew for FX?

Yeah! You know, we haven't really started writing it yet, but we should be up and filming in August, and on air in January. I think they're the bomb squad as far as producing and writing. I'm a motivational speaker with crazy methods.

What's your favorite place in New York?

My favorite place in New York is any comedy stage around.

If you could have one song sent into the minds of everyone on earth, what would it be?

Billie Jean by Michael Jackson.

Mr. Morgan,

I'm having a bad day. How can you cheer me up?

If somebody got you upset early in the morning if you can get it together by 11am 70% of day is still good. You gotta let of of stuff because like Bob Marley says every little thing is gonna be all right. And that's from my heart. We all been there. That's from my heart. You not the only one

Tracy - You ever considered a serious career in the rap game? I would buy your album.

No, I am going to leave the rap to the rappers and stick with comedy and acting.

Who the most interesting famous person you've met?

Eddie Murphy. He's the funniest man on the planet.

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I was taken to the Dagobah system. There, a Jedi master named Yoda taught me the ways of the Jedi.

What's your favorite thing to do on a day off?

All day everyday with my daughter. http://www.whosay.com/status/tracymorgan/882607?wsref=tw&code=DeI8cHU

who's your favourite comedian?

Richard Pryor.

Hey Tracy. I saw you at the Palisades Mall in West Nyack, NY but I didn't say hello because I didn't want to bother you. Is it cool for fans to approach you in public or would you rather be left alone? P.S. My girlfriend asked if you could adopt her (she's 25 years old).

I've always been approachable, and I don't mind. As long as you're not indignant and polite and kind, I don't mind.

Tracy, big fan. What is your all time favorite impression to do?

Dr. Zias from Planet of the Apes or Lefty from Donnie Brasco. MY MOTHER

Favourite animal?

My favorite animal is the lygra. A lion crossed with a tiger.

Tracy Morgan, what would you say is the most awesome part of being Tracy Morgan?

Being Tracy Morgan.

Hi Tracey, I've waited years to ask you this question:

WHO DAT NINJA?????

I gotta golden for that one. Jordan got a golden globe