Tracy Morgan

Kate Upton.

Smokey and the Bandit

Bottled water before going through security at the airport. Then they make you throw the water away.

I'm not slapping ANY ONE of them. I'm not going to slap any one of them. Everybody in the elevator could beat me, if that's what you want to hear. Everybody in the elevator could whoop my ass, and I'm not slapping nobody.

what if I sent you a picture - here you go: https://twitter.com/RealTracyMorgan/status/456872894585245696

I don't know who Bert is, and I never smoked PCP in my life, EVER. I've never touched it. I'm from the ghetto, I know better. We know what PCP can do at 3 years old. I smoked weed, but that was when I was a kid. I haven't smoked weed in 10 years. I wish this Bert Kreischer would stop telling people I smoked PCP with him.

Pizza.

Will Smith.

I used to buy my own weed, and it wasn't laced with PCP. I knew what I was smoking. I would never do that.

Ladies.