Ask Adam Scott (me) anything.

What does winning The Masters feel like?

Like anything else.

Dear Adam,

I'm a big fan. I just had a couple of questions for you:

1. What's the status of the Party Down movie?

2. If you had Ron Swanson's mustache, would you gel it up like you do with your hair? Something like this.

Thanks!

1. I have no idea.

2. Yes.

How many takes did the "is she going to powder her vagina" scene in Parks and Rec take?

Starts around 3:05: http://www.spoilertv.com/2012/09/parks-and-recreation-season-4-bloopers.html

So many. Aziz did not help.

How bummed were you when Frankie and Joey the Rat told you they didn't want to be your lackies no more?

still not over that one. Jerks.

Adam, Step Brothers is one of my favorite movies. I saw it 9 times in theaters. My favorite scene in the entire film was when you and your family did the a capella version of ‘Sweet Child of Mine’. How long did that take? Also, you play the perfect douchebag. PS, It’s the fuckin’ Catalina Wine Mixer.

I think it took all day. I did not sing at all. Everyone else in car was singing live. Which is better.

Serious question. Aziz, like Tom, is a bit of a food connoisseur, so I imagine he must pass gas on set from time to time. What do his farts smell like?

best question of the day.

Shouldn't you be at work at the lumber yard? Those pinewood derby cars aren't going to stack themselves.

UGH thanks for reminding me! Jesus!!!

Are you as big of a fan of Game of Thrones as Ben is? Anyone in particular you're rooting for to win the Iron Throne? (Also, thanks for doing this AMA and for being awesome.)

I love GOT with every fiber of my being. It's so good

I saw you in line once at a Starbucks in Studio City and I wanted to say hi but you looked like you didn't want to be bothered.

Hi.

Next time slap me in the face

Ok I'm gonna go ahead and ask...... are we having fun yet??!?!

yesssss

What's your best Paul Rudd story?

We got kicked out of a wedding once.

Hey Adam! Just wanted to say I'm a big fan of your work, especially Party Down and Parks and Rec. All I want to know if I have your permission to use Ben's Low-Cal Calzone Zone as the name of my calzone shop, if I ever decide to open one that is.

And also, today is my birthday and life would pretty damn stellar if you happened to acknowledge my existence. Thanks for being you!

Happy birthday and go ahead, you have my permission. Though NBC my sue the shit out of you.

Hey Adam. You seem like a wise man of wisdom. My ex wants to get back together. Should I?

You don't need her buddy. Tomorrow is always better.

Hi Adam. I read on here that you hate to eat barf. Do you REALLY hate to eat barf, or were you just saying that?

You see right through me. I LOVE IT

When exactly did the following movies release? Remember hearing on Fallon that you're really good at this. Airplane. Return of the Jedi. Dumb and Dumber.

80, 83, 94 did not cheat.

no--Airplane 79?

Who has your favorite guest star been so far?

Kristen Bell last night was great. Billy Eichner coming up is so funny

Adam, I do not have question, please respond accordingly.

Sincerely, bored working peasant.

Sure anytime

I loved your appearance on Talking Bad a few weeks ago. Were you satisfied with Breaking Bad's ending?

Yes very much so. Bummed it's over.

Jesse Pinkman moves to Pawnee post-Breaking Bad, what do you think happens? Go!

He and Tom do something weird together.

How is it working with aubrey plaza? is she almost the same as her character April?

Yes. Actually no. Yes. Nope! She's rad

HEY BROS. Will we hear you on CBB again soon?

I hope so

What's it like having two first names?

Seriously, what movie have you seen the most? Not necessarily favorite or best. Just the most. How do you feel about it?

Keep up the great work on Parks and Rec. I'll keep watching.

probably Raiders of the Lost Ark, it's perfect

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what up WIFE

Mr. Scott,

What is your favorite joke of all time?

Keep up the awesome work, sir! Thank you for countless laughs.

whyd the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. favorite in the 2nd grade, holds up

I watched The Vicious Kind a few years back, and I enjoyed it, but what made you take the part? It was such a twisted movie and so different from what I usually see you in. Also, huge fan since Party Down.

Lee Krieger is really talented, good writer. Really wanted to do it.

Any allergies?

I hate eating barf.

Would you vote for Leslie Knope for city council?

Shit yeah bro

Adam I'm in my mid twenties and balding. I love you and you hair. Will you donate some of your hair to me so that I can have hair and also a part of you with me always.

sure

Do you really have a love for calzones?

Like not love. But RESPECT.

What was it like to work with Amy Poehler in such a different capacity in ACOD as opposed to Parks and Rec?

Super fun. We hate each other in ACOD, like in real life.

How do I convince my friends to see ACOD with me? I have a few Parks & Rec fans in the mix but most are not really familiar with yours and Amys hilarity

Tell them you'll live forever if you see the film, then when you arrive at the theatre break the news to them that it isn't true and you don't want to be friends w anyone how'd believe something so stupid.

How many tacos can you eat in one sitting?

7

Do you ever plan on taking the lead role of a movie? What would that movie be called?

ACOD

Adam,

When was the last time you guys went on a super long walk through a city and just to the outskirts where it turns into either the woods, the desert, or just like walking right into the ocean just depending on where the city is?

yesterday!

Mr. Scott, you are so funny and have a great subtle acting ability. I will usually watch anything to see you in it.

What's your favorite album right now?

last Vampire Weekend, Volcano choir, Haim, In Utero re-issue

To whom it may concern (Adam):

If you were to open Ben's Low-Cal Calzone Zone, who would you rather manage it: Jean Ralphio or Jerry.

P.s. Choosing Jean Ralphio also means Mona Lisa as assistant Manager.

Jerry. It would be a disaster, but less of a disaster

Hello Mr. Scott,

I have a couple of questions. What was it like to work with Will Ferrell? What is your favorite scene you've ever shot?

Lastly, any advice for someone that wants to get into acting one day?

Thanks for doing this!

I'd say stick with it, don't stop--all I had on the others I started with is I never left, stuck around.

Hey Adam, big fan, what was it like to film the birthing scene in Knocked Up for you?

Weirdly emotional.

What is your favorite TV shipper pairing? (Excluding Ben and Leslie and Ben and Andy)

Viva la Apollo/Starbuck

Shout out from Santa Cruz!

Yaaaaaaay

What's your favorite band?

rem

The "Hart to Hart" and "Simon & Simon" odes were hilariously random vids to stumble upon. Any more coming up?

Nov 7 the next Greatest Event in TV History airs on Adult Swim.

and Catherine O'Hara is in it...

COULD YOU grow Ron Swanson facial hair if you didn't shave and rubbed Olive Oil and Almond Oil into the roots to promote hair growth?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Also your a great actor and I love your work

I try for both, then lose them both due to lack of willpower

If I'm presented with the opportunity can I give you a helicopter hug? (That's when I pick you up and spin around once while going "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!")

please do (don't)

Hey! I've been a fan of yours since Boy Meets World and Party of Five (yes, an adult male who has watched Party of Five), and I'll gladly watch anything you're in.

My question: How did you get involved with Friends with Kids? Your scene with Jon Hamm (and the rest of the cast) at the dinner table in the cabin was incredibly awkward and tense, and it stands out as one of my favorite scenes from a movie in the last few years.

A.C.O.D. looks great, along with having a pretty great cast. Keep up the good work!

thank you, friends with Jon and Jen, they asked. Not sure why but glad they did.

I'm a big fan of your comedy work but I also really liked you in The Vicious Kind. Any more dramatic independent films coming soon?

I hope so, love that movie.

I'm super excited for A.C.O.D., but with the limited release I'm not able to see it (I would have to go to San Francisco to see it). Do you know if it's going to open up to more theaters? If so, when?

It will spread in the coming weeks. Throughout the nation, like a charming disease.

HEY ADAM SCOTT, HOW CAN I GET PAID FOR BEING FUNNY? ALSO, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE 80s MOVIE?

I'll send you $100 right now, you're clearly hilarious. --Raiders --Midnight Run --The Jerk --King of Comedy --Back to the Future

What/who were your biggest comedic influences growing up? What's your advice for people trying to write comedy?

Steve Martin, Albert Brooks, Letterman, R Reagan

Hi Adam. What's your guilty pleasure movie?

BODYGUARD but I don't feel guilty

Hey Adam! Last year, you came to Winnipeg Comic Con with Billy Dee Williams. (You made fun of me for wearing a Starfleet Uniform to the Q&A session) Why where you there with Billy Dee?

That did not happen.

Hi Adam

Love your work.

Do you have any unusual tastes in food or any food combinations you suggest others try?

ask Chelsea Perretti

Have you ever been punched in the face in real life?

twice, both times preventable by me if I kept my mouth shut. Lesson learned?

Have you come to appreciate the majestically beautiful tragedy that was Li'l Sebastian? Massive fan of you and the rest of the cast of Parks & Recreation by the way

Don't get it.

Hello Adam Scott, I'm a big fan.

What is your favorite type of soup?

Miso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!