I'm Chuck Palahniuk, author of DOOMED... AMA!
I've been to Hell and I'm back. My new book, Doomed, features a series of electronic dispatches from the Great Beyond and now I'm here to answer your questions from Purgatory, I mean... Earth.
Check out DOOMED and to join me on my "Adult Bedtime Stories" tour (it kicks off on Monday) here: http://smarturl.it/DOOMEDreddit
EDIT: Here, thank you, is the 'out' I need. It's nine o'clock, and I've been keyboarding for 3.5 hours. Writer Union rules require that I stop and drink some alcohol. Thank you, everyone including the masturbator, for hanging out. Tomorrow, Oct. 4th, I'll be doing a Spreecast with Chelsea Cain at 6:PM PST. We'll follow that with a Facebook Q & A at 7:PM. Please know, my heart also hurts. My heart. But booze and pills are calling. Good night. Sleep well, my beloveds.