is an American actor, writer, and rapper. He is also a comedian of Greek descent best known for creating and starring in The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV and MTV2.
My Proof: https://twitter.com/AndyMilonakis/status/372478825646415873
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Comments: 3683 • Responses: 77 • Date: 2013-08-27 22:01:25 UTCsource
ElectricSeal2589 karma2013-08-27 22:11:37 UTC
Me and my ex-girlfriend used to use your name as our safeword, just to let you know.
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andymilonakis1931 karma2013-08-27 22:32:23 UTC
toolzyy939 karma2013-08-27 22:35:52 UTC
Would you agree that "I'm clean and dope like heroin soap" is your best line thus far?
andymilonakis1464 karma2013-08-27 23:03:56 UTC
I like it, it's one of my favorites. My twitter bio is probably better though "rappers used to be notorious and now they're no Biggie"
andymilonakis918 karma2013-08-27 23:27:05 UTC
I also, welcome questions about life....not just about my retarded show......but it's your account you can ask whatever you want
jay_bro875 karma2013-08-28 00:00:47 UTC
Do you remember one of your high school teachers named Mrs. Archer? I went to the same high school that you graduated from, and had her as well. She would tell stories about you. And whenever she was busy with something, we'd bring up a photo of your face on all 25 computers lining the room at the same time then act casual. She'd notice and freak out about how she had way more than enough of you back when you were her student. She thought you were crazy but I think in a motherly way. Or maybe she just thought you were crazy.
EDIT: I had her 5 years ago, so you definitely left a lasting impression on her
andymilonakis1044 karma2013-08-28 00:04:12 UTC
hahah I harassed her a lot......I was kind of a dick in her class....but I'm glad she didn't take it personally.
nesner0s828 karma2013-08-27 22:05:37 UTC
Did the andy milonakis show get you hella laid?
andymilonakis1921 karma2013-08-27 22:17:54 UTC
The vaginal opportunities were multiplied by a large number...yes
miqers245 karma2013-08-28 01:22:22 UTC
andymilonakis327 karma2013-08-28 02:11:30 UTC
dope I love helping people get laid
KTambo725 karma2013-08-27 22:07:38 UTC
Favorite part about working with dirt and Riff Raff?
andymilonakis1922 karma2013-08-27 22:26:55 UTC
interrupting_candy596 karma2013-08-27 22:29:44 UTC
What do you think of Miley Cyrus?
andymilonakis2044 karma2013-08-27 22:59:18 UTC
shes chill, I smoked a joint with her
andymilonakis574 karma2013-08-27 23:23:17 UTC
Thanks everyone, I'm gonna take a break. My penis has carpel tunnel syndrome.....I'll come back in like 15 and try to answer a bunch more
ambivalentanglican572 karma2013-08-27 22:04:03 UTC
What movie are you embarrassed to be a part of?
andymilonakis1656 karma2013-08-27 22:05:56 UTC
Every movie besides Waiting haha
internet_butt_raper483 karma2013-08-27 22:04:32 UTC
Can we hang out?
andymilonakis1089 karma2013-08-27 22:10:51 UTC
only if it happens naturally
rice9195417 karma2013-08-27 22:05:01 UTC
What is Lil B the Based God like in person?
andymilonakis662 karma2013-08-27 22:14:04 UTC
Very sweet dude, I took him and his manager out to lunch, they were really cool. I asked Lil B if he wanted anything in the studio, and he just asked for some bud, so I brought a bag of some kind OG Kush..we made the song at Dirt's house to Dirt's beat and made the video in the same day.
killerbuttonfly414 karma2013-08-27 22:10:53 UTC
How did voicing NEPTR come about?
andymilonakis527 karma2013-08-27 22:31:05 UTC
Penn Ward asked me to be on his show on Twitter. It was such a G way to ask someone to be on a real show. I saw his pilot and said yes immediately
GOOOOBY349 karma2013-08-27 22:04:28 UTC
What did you do for work before The Andy Milonakis Show?
andymilonakis778 karma2013-08-27 22:09:18 UTC
I worked on Jimmy Kimmel live and then before that I was a network admin for an accounting firm in NYC
caseyrain318 karma2013-08-27 22:04:32 UTC
Do you still eat pancakes with Hyrup? Where's Ralphie at these days? If they made a third "Waiting" movie would you be in it?
andymilonakis603 karma2013-08-27 22:11:22 UTC
I don't know where Ralphie is, I miss him. I would do a third waiting, why not, but this time I would want to graduate and be a cook so I could put my balls on food
breadcamesliced302 karma2013-08-27 22:25:54 UTC
Does Nicholas Megalis have bed breath? He looks like he might be one of those people who does, but no one ever tells him so he just lives his life with bad breath.
andymilonakis362 karma2013-08-27 22:55:06 UTC
nah, he's a chill dude. very minty breath
mritsabigdeal291 karma2013-08-27 22:04:31 UTC
I saw you walking in Little Tokyo once and wanted to show some love. Is this normally a good idea or do you like to be left alone?
andymilonakis863 karma2013-08-27 22:10:32 UTC
I'm always really nice to my fans and it's not fun for me every time but I make sure I'm nice and always take a picture and treat everyone with respect.
HeyImEricV263 karma2013-08-27 23:50:13 UTC
andy! can you bust out a rap for reddit!?
andymilonakis1540 karma2013-08-27 23:54:17 UTC
I guess I can bust a rap for reddit cuz if it sucks I can re-edit, go back and time and make the rhyme much tighter, but I don't have to cuz I'm an ill writer. Fuck this A-M-A I need to hop in a Phantom, eat some hookers out till they throw a tantrum...make them cum in the backseat while I bump Backstreet, I only pack heat, like De Niro, I'm an internet hero, makin panties wet cuz I'm an internet vet...I wanna fuck Acid Burn, leave that pussy dead in an Urn, these bitches never learn.
FlyDave232 karma2013-08-27 22:03:33 UTC
Any new Three Loco material coming soon?
andymilonakis393 karma2013-08-27 22:04:49 UTC
Yes, we're working on something really big but can't talk about it yet
Snowman24221 karma2013-08-28 01:03:21 UTC
what is the craziest thing you have done with another celeb?
andymilonakis1131 karma2013-08-28 01:05:13 UTC
I smoked weed out of a pepsi can with Quentin Tarrintino
Eat_Bacon_nomnomnom211 karma2013-08-27 22:27:14 UTC
Good guy Andy Milonakis responds to every comment in his AMA.
andymilonakis343 karma2013-08-27 22:56:19 UTC
Yeah thanks unless i answered it already or its rude
FucksHisThighs183 karma2013-08-27 22:36:22 UTC
No question. Just wanted to say I love your shit and thank you for all the laughs growing up. Also I follow you on vine and its the only reason I check it anymore.
andymilonakis176 karma2013-08-27 23:05:35 UTC
dahrull182171 karma2013-08-27 22:14:48 UTC
Man, the theme tune to your show has been stuck in my head for like the last 6 years
andymilonakis224 karma2013-08-27 22:41:33 UTC
dope, it worked
GManSta169 karma2013-08-27 22:06:17 UTC
I've seen you post some fucked up as shit tweets (but funny as fuck nonetheless) only to see you come off as 'offended' when someone insults you in a very, at least in my eyes, mild way.
Do people really get to you over twitter when they insult you?
andymilonakis531 karma2013-08-27 22:23:14 UTC
No, not normally. When I respond to someone insulting me and I diss them back, I don't do it because I'm super offended, I do it because it gives me a creative way of writing some funny shit to say back to them. People misread that as my being offended, when I just think it's fun to talk shit back
lucifer-obgyn160 karma2013-08-27 22:49:56 UTC
When Diplo asked to rap on "We Are Farmers", were any of you like "uh, are you sure that's a good idea?"
andymilonakis165 karma2013-08-27 23:09:08 UTC
k3mp150 karma2013-08-27 22:04:30 UTC
How rich are you?
andymilonakis909 karma2013-08-27 22:09:45 UTC
Extremely rich, emotionally.
MEEEOWMEOW139 karma2013-08-27 22:08:55 UTC
andymilonakis322 karma2013-08-27 22:29:28 UTC
Kimmel hired me to do bits for his late night show and then saw potential in making my own show so he sat me down with MTV
realchinky137 karma2013-08-27 22:04:35 UTC
Do you miss the Andy Milonakis Show?
And was hotbox with Dumbfounded as fun as it sounds?
andymilonakis164 karma2013-08-27 22:11:47 UTC
I miss it I guess. Dumbfounded is dope, yeah it was fun
universal_buttplug117 karma2013-08-27 22:08:24 UTC
will you be my friend if i pay you
andymilonakis302 karma2013-08-27 22:27:55 UTC
rbourette113 karma2013-08-27 22:05:55 UTC
How do people usually react to your actual age?
andymilonakis377 karma2013-08-27 22:21:21 UTC
People are annoying and pushy.....Even if I shrug it off and tell them that it's annoying, they still continue to push.....Not a lot of people are really cool, socially....my biggest problem with going out is dealing with idiots.
2TrikPony106 karma2013-08-28 00:23:15 UTC
If you had to force your entire life philosophy into a single sentence, what would it be?
andymilonakis497 karma2013-08-28 00:25:54 UTC
Regret is a waste of time and never stop pushing the limits of your open-mindedness
ilovemytigerfeet105 karma2013-08-27 22:05:35 UTC
I loved waiting, very much a happy movie for me. Is that really what you were like as a teenager or is it all part of a bigger stage persona?
Either way brilliant film, hilarious part played by you.
andymilonakis329 karma2013-08-27 22:17:31 UTC
I started smoking weed at an early age, and I started drinking 40's at probably 14 or 15, so yeah, that was pretty much what I was like....I also worked as a busboy. Damn, that was my life.
Scuttle99105 karma2013-08-27 22:08:10 UTC
Will you come to my birthday party
andymilonakis376 karma2013-08-27 22:27:48 UTC
yeah just send me 20K
TheGIddinge101 karma2013-08-27 22:05:03 UTC
does twin steven try to have sex with you? if so whos on the bottom and whos on top?
andymilonakis294 karma2013-08-27 22:14:18 UTC
He's not my type, cuz he has a weewee
LC_Music97 karma2013-08-27 22:04:53 UTC
Dude, why are you a Lee-head?
andymilonakis150 karma2013-08-27 22:12:38 UTC
Jefrock95 karma2013-08-27 23:11:41 UTC
I remember I once crushed the spirit of two pre-teen girls wanting to catch the new episode of Degrassi by claiming the remote, switching it to The Andy Milonakis Show and chuckling to the beat of Slim Jim Dolly. No question, just reminiscing.
Good luck with everything you're up to nowadays man.
andymilonakis77 karma2013-08-27 23:17:05 UTC
andymilonakis95 karma2013-08-28 01:40:49 UTC
K guys, thanks for all the questions. I'm going to be gone for awhile......maybe later tonight if I'm sauced up i'll come back to revisit this and answer a few more...
vijayrules3295 karma2013-08-27 22:04:37 UTC
can you rap over my beat?
andymilonakis227 karma2013-08-27 22:11:57 UTC
probably not, but you never know
Clambulance185 karma2013-08-27 22:02:24 UTC
Exactly who are you?
andymilonakis329 karma2013-08-27 22:03:09 UTC
I'm an alien pimp from the future that creates ill rhymes and strange comedy
DavidOfBrooklyn85 karma2013-08-28 00:05:40 UTC
Can you acknowledge my existence?
andymilonakis185 karma2013-08-28 00:12:05 UTC
toolzyy75 karma2013-08-27 22:23:09 UTC
Which dude's fish food?
andymilonakis139 karma2013-08-27 22:51:37 UTC
A rich dude's fish food of course
cyberchief73 karma2013-08-27 22:16:21 UTC
Dear Mr. Alien pimp from the future that creates ill rhymes and strange comedy,
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? If not, then what is your favorite pizza topping?
andymilonakis108 karma2013-08-27 22:43:04 UTC
I like black olives and pepperonchinis (spell check)
SUPGUYZZ72 karma2013-08-27 22:06:06 UTC
Andy, what are the best AND worst parts about being famous?
andymilonakis234 karma2013-08-27 22:22:09 UTC
best part is freedom and having awesome fans, worst part is being bothered by annoying people who don't understand respect.
waff1ecopter72 karma2013-08-27 22:04:41 UTC
What's your favourite vine that you made?
andymilonakis247 karma2013-08-27 22:12:16 UTC
I like breaking dishes and piss people off by making lazy vines
all_nines71 karma2013-08-27 22:04:56 UTC
How did Three Loco come to be? How did you meet Riff Raff and Dirt Nasty?
andymilonakis259 karma2013-08-27 22:13:10 UTC
Dirt saw Riff on youtube and Riff put his number out there like Mike Jones, so we called him up and started making videos with him....then we formed like Voltron
internet_butt_raper64 karma2013-08-27 22:05:54 UTC
Serious question: On average, how many titty pics do you receive a week?
andymilonakis156 karma2013-08-27 22:20:25 UTC
It depends if it's a week when I put my email on twitter or not. I get enough
EASam62 karma2013-08-27 22:35:14 UTC
Do you feel your condition had been exploited by others?
Or is it something you simply embrace?
andymilonakis163 karma2013-08-27 23:03:30 UTC
I get away with murder, it inspires me to act crazy in public......some people in Hollywood might try to exploit it, but who cares.
cocomilk62 karma2013-08-27 22:06:51 UTC
How bummed are you about all this talk of radiation in the bluefin tuna? IT'S MESSING WITH MY SUSHI.
andymilonakis113 karma2013-08-27 22:25:16 UTC
very bummed....I'm staying away from sushi for now but...FUCK
nesner0s55 karma2013-08-27 22:04:52 UTC
You still good friends with Ralphie from The Andy Milonakis Show?
Thanks for doing this AMA!
andymilonakis119 karma2013-08-27 22:12:30 UTC
I don't ever see Ralphie but I love him. no problem
holographictesticles55 karma2013-08-27 22:07:51 UTC
On average how much do you pay for strippers?
andymilonakis378 karma2013-08-27 22:27:34 UTC
0, I actually got a free lap dance from a really hot stripper once because I told her if she guessed my age within 5 years I will pay her double, if not I get a free lapdance. She lost. It was extra hot cuz it was free haha
DrEnrique51 karma2013-08-27 22:27:22 UTC
What does Riff Raff smell like?
andymilonakis181 karma2013-08-27 22:56:24 UTC
eyeamteh148 karma2013-08-27 22:33:03 UTC
What was it like working with Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Lion on Mac and Devin go to high school?
andymilonakis217 karma2013-08-27 23:01:36 UTC
both really cool. Me and Snoop rolled a joint in the class room while security was waiting outside, then we went behind the locker to smoke it....in real life we were acting like we were badass high schoolers hahah
3DOGG46 karma2013-08-27 22:05:07 UTC
Have you ever shot a music video with your parents?
andymilonakis116 karma2013-08-27 22:14:33 UTC
no but I put my dad in some youtube videos, because he's a funny Greek
FreeOJ43 karma2013-08-27 22:04:28 UTC
How does one go about making beef stew out of lemons?
andymilonakis79 karma2013-08-27 22:09:28 UTC
You have to use your imagination
MellowYellow42042 karma2013-08-27 22:07:56 UTC
What was your favorite sketch from your tv show?
andymilonakis155 karma2013-08-27 22:27:40 UTC
GodLeeBarnes41 karma2013-08-27 22:06:44 UTC
Are you going make a season 3 of The Andy Milonakis Show?
andymilonakis146 karma2013-08-27 22:24:58 UTC
I did, it's on itunes
hineybush38 karma2013-08-27 22:03:11 UTC
What's it like working with Riff Raff and Dirt Nasty?
andymilonakis166 karma2013-08-27 22:04:18 UTC
Riff Raff is bouncing off walls like a super human, and Dirt is circling around like an advanced jew...and I'm sitting in a corner like a weird meditative greek
TheHappyMonkey36 karma2013-08-27 22:36:52 UTC
What is your drug of choice?
andymilonakis103 karma2013-08-27 23:06:12 UTC
Does alcohol count? Weed is nice but I have been slacking on my weed skills......I also am very careful but once in awhile a Norco is pretty nice.
Oscar_Zeta_Acosta34 karma2013-08-27 22:06:20 UTC
Where do your vines come from
andymilonakis136 karma2013-08-27 22:23:29 UTC
jonnierios34 karma2013-08-27 22:05:49 UTC
Any plans to return to TV?
andymilonakis104 karma2013-08-27 22:19:37 UTC
iwatchyoupee23 karma2013-08-27 22:26:07 UTC
If you put some cheese on your head, can I call you a cheesehead?
andymilonakis81 karma2013-08-27 22:55:14 UTC
Riddikulus6244219 karma2013-08-28 00:48:27 UTC
I always wonder if your own drugs, or not, or if its part of the comedy act.
andymilonakis36 karma2013-08-28 00:49:54 UTC
depends what you think drugs are...im not always completely clear headed but I don't do hard drugs
FUCaseyK17 karma2013-08-28 00:58:15 UTC
Were you ever bullied in high school? I imagine there would be at least some extra attention because of your condition.
andymilonakis90 karma2013-08-28 00:59:55 UTC
not really, I had a lot of black friends haha.
Jlovering514 karma2013-08-27 22:10:21 UTC
Are you upset with Hollywood with their recent fascination with Abraham Lincoln? We all know you started it with Karate Lincoln!
andymilonakis28 karma2013-08-27 22:29:59 UTC
graci55612 karma2013-08-27 22:05:48 UTC
Andy! I am one of your biggest fans. I ESPECIALLY love your Vines! Do you make your Vines up on the spot? How's being friends with Marlo Meekins? Thanks so much for doing this! You rock!
andymilonakis20 karma2013-08-27 22:18:46 UTC
Marlo is awesome. I make vines on the spot, I think there is a nice payoff sometimes when you think things out but it makes me just want to put less effort into it, and be like fuck it, whatever is on my head, I'll just spend 2 seconds on and vine it. It's more natural and less punch liney
Checkoutrspacedicks9 karma2013-08-28 01:11:25 UTC
Whenever anyone asks me who I would punch in the face if I could, the answer is always you
andymilonakis12 karma2013-08-28 01:12:41 UTC
You should pick someone else because I would see to it that you would be hospitalized.
laurenlovesunicorns4 karma2013-08-27 22:09:40 UTC
I just wanna say how much I love you. So funny, dude. I sing your theme song all the time!
andymilonakis3 karma2013-08-27 22:29:36 UTC
interrupting_candy3 karma2013-08-27 22:10:19 UTC
Are you a better rapper than Lil B?
andymilonakis7 karma2013-08-27 22:29:49 UTC
mcyale22 karma2013-08-27 22:05:10 UTC
Any rapper or producer you really wanna work with that you haven't yet?
andymilonakis9 karma2013-08-27 22:14:55 UTC
I'd like to sip lean with lil wayne and make a chopped & screwed track with him hah
Reeboot2 karma2013-08-27 22:05:51 UTC
You still hang with Ralphie?
andymilonakis2 karma2013-08-27 22:20:11 UTC
MidnightNightmare2 karma2013-08-27 22:06:37 UTC
What motivates you to keep doing what you do? What's it like working with riff and dirt nasty?..also, your vines are funny as fuck
andymilonakis2 karma2013-08-27 22:24:51 UTC
Sometime it's pure passion, and sometimes, it's the fact that I want to continue making a living off of being creative....
mandypandy422 karma2013-08-27 23:10:05 UTC
How is/was hanging out with Nicholas Megalis? Any drugs involved?
andymilonakis2 karma2013-08-27 23:16:27 UTC
He's a really dope dude.....I forget, I don't think drugs were involved
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