I Am Chris Kluwe, NFL Punter, and I wrote a book called Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies.
I did not (allegedly) sleep with your (alleged) best friend at an (alleged) party. I'm here to talk about the book. Please limit questions to the book, how great it was for me to write the book, and how pleased you are that I wrote a book.
One hundred duck sized Janikowskis.
No, I will not ever give you up, nor let you down.
Karma train gifs and Manningface will be banished back to /r/NFL posthaste.
I'll start answering around 12:45pm Pacific (because I'm in a car on the way home from the airport) and will continue until my wife yells at me to stop (which I may or may not post video of).
You may begin to start to commence the questioning.
-Reserved for editing in a tweet for proof.
Edit: Dammit; I knew I forgot something. Yes, my focus level is over 9000. I hate you all. Proof is check my Twitter account @ChrisWarcraft or just hang out in r/NFL/ because I'm lazy and can't be bothered to figure out how to link to my tweet right now even though it takes literally ten seconds.
Edit edit: Thanks everyone! Wife is yelling at me to go get dinner (sushi!), so I'm out. Appreciate the time!