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lurgi2152 karma

Jamie: So, Adam, what's on the agenda for today?

Adam: Have you heard the claim that shoe size is proportional to penis size?

Jame: I have.

Adam: I wear a size 10. Just out of curiosity, what size shoe do you wear?

Jamie: Size 16.

Adam: Okay, so... wait... 16?!?!?!?!?

Jamie: zip whoop bam I call him "The other Buster"

Edit: I am so proud that this is on its way to being my most popular comment.

lurgi905 karma

That is the correct answer.

lurgi516 karma

Why Him 4: Too Fast, Too Franco

lurgi399 karma

TL/DR: basically if you're starting more than one sentence with "Actually..." in a conversation, nobody likes you.

Oh man, I wish someone had given me that advice in High School.

lurgi289 karma

Are you sure you are a politician?