I Am Drew Magary: Deadspin Columnist, GQ Correspondent, And Author Of "Someone Could Get Hurt." Ask Me Anything.
Hello, Redditors! Pleasure to join you today and give you a break from confessing to murders and amassing ALL THAT DELICIOUS JAILBAIT PORN.
Anyway, this will sound like complete bullshit, but when I do the Funbag (or the live Funbag) over at Deadspin, I try my best to not answer questions about me specifically. Questions like, "Hey Drew, does your wife read your crap?" or "Hey Drew, why don't you write at KSK anymore?" or "Hey Drew, why are you such a fucking asshole?" Stuff like that. I try to answer shit that's a bit more universally applicable, hence questions about sharks fighting bears and what not.
So this AMA represents your best chance to ask me all those interviewey-type things. Or ask me if I can win a mud wrestling match against a hundred duck-sized horses. Whatever. I'm good for anything. So long as you go and pre-order "Someone Could Get Hurt" for Father's Day, because my publisher is all up my ass about making sure people buy it. Turns out the heartless execs at BIG BOOK only care about money! I can't believe it.
Now fire away, gang. I'm here all afternoon.
UPDATE: Okay, I'm tapping out now. Thank you so much for all your questions. Let's do this again sometime.