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vibrantorange198 karma

How many of the figures are actually bigger than Seth? 60%?

vibrantorange161 karma

I was going to try to get karma by quoting another line for that skit, so I googled it to try and get all the lines (so i wouldn't butcher them from memory) and it led me to Urban Dictionary...

"The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon."

Is there ANY phrase that also isn't on that site?

vibrantorange105 karma

Do you ever read what they post on Deadspin and Kissing Suzy Kolber about you?

vibrantorange44 karma

Will Postmortal be made into a movie? What about a sequel?

vibrantorange37 karma

Hey Matt, did you ever get anything for the airline when they left you in that airport for like 39 hours?