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CaptainApathy419518 karma

What is one fact about you that would surprise most people?

What was it like being People's Sexiest Man Alive? Did it suck when you had to hand over the crown to Clooney?

CaptainApathy419417 karma

Have you thought about approaching Tesla Motors as a potential spokesman?

CaptainApathy419347 karma

I've been reading The Onion since I was in 8th grade (now 25). I've read thousands of Onion articles and referenced them in conversations almost as often. I just wanted to thank you for providing me with so many laughs.

Ok, one question. How do I get hired?

CaptainApathy419173 karma

ANGUS: A HUGE fan? How tall ARE you? hehehe! Is this another one of those crazy people? Jell-O?

TIL Angus Young frequents /r/dadjokes

CaptainApathy419136 karma

What's your go-to comfort food?