Zach Anner

My best advice to parents is to not let the disability define you or your child. So many parents get enveloped in their kid's needs and special accommodations, and they forget to pay attention to who their child actually is. The truth is, you've got an amazing, interesting, complex kid, and the CP is most likely the least interesting thing about him or her. So, find out what your child's passions are, and foster those.

It came down to ratings. A lot of people didn't have the channel. Plus, I insisted that if I got a second season that I'd do it entirely in Spanish and in space.

If Sarah Palin personally invited me...then no. Otherwise I'd be open to it, but it's a hell of a drive, especially since this chair only goes six miles an hour.

I still call Austin home, but I'm currently in Buffalo and thinking of moving to L.A. at the end of the summer to become a waitress.

No, but he hasn't contacted me for a lawsuit either, so I'd count that in the "win" column!

That's an incredible story. Thank you so much. Tell your friend how much things like that means to me. As far as cuteness goes... thank you, but it's all CGI. I was made by the same people who did Hulk in The Avengers.

Alright, let's do it. I love Zach Weiner. I want to have his grandchildren.

Chris Demarais is every bit the friend as he is the lover! He always shows up wherever I am and asks bullshit questions about himself, and I love him for that.

If I were hosting, I think I would be pretty universally beloved, because I'm not a huge douche-weasel with long flowing locks I wish I had. Basically what I'm saying is Jon Risinger is no Zach Anner.

It was cancelled after 6 episodes, but I had a great time and still got more shows than that Paul Reiser thing so I feel pretty good about it.