Stoya

Hahahahahhaha!

THIS! <3

A genuine don't-know-me-in-day-to-day-life fan? Yes. They were so nervous they ejaculated twice before we even got to any of my holes and I gave up. He was super cute though.

Super nifty. Also, living proof that asymmetrical vaginas are awesome, small boobs rock, and super awkward chicks that read can get laid on a regular basis.

I used to totally stress about being clean and not eat the night before, do a super intense enema, sleep with a butt plug in. Anal was enjoyable, but I thought of it as too much prep work to do in my personal life. Then I started having anal sex off camera and realized that I was just as clean 95% of the time and waaaay less stressed about it. I think the key is to just eat healthy things and not have buttsex when you need to poop.

Then poop happens. It's one of the risks you take when you put something in an asshole.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Well... frankly... I'm not sure if it matters any more. The company that I work for was recently purchased by a company that owns a lot of the tube sites, so I suspect that somehow the piracy may actually be funding the production now. I don't claim to have any clue what their business model is or how it works, but it must work for them to have the money to buy up half the industry.

Shoulda used a condom.

Um, aww. Thank you :)