H. Jon Benjamin

you're just enough

i would have to say the messages on his voicemail.

over 70

i like middle of the road american style chinese food and black ass

i think i laughed really hard when i read the meowshwitz joke, but i am sucker for holocaust jokes

a lot of people yell danger zone at me and it can be confusing if there is a real danger zone they trying to warn me about

the model for archer i believe is an electrician from georgia but archer's penis is actually based on mine from a home-ade mold i made using latex and silly putty

that's the best O'Hare story i have ever heard!

well i strictly listen to ambient street noise mix tapes

there was a woman who worked at starbucks near me whose name was Lana and I did say 'Lana, Lana, Lana' to her once but never yelled