Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph gordon levitt
is an American actor, director, producer, and writer. As a child star, he appeared in the films A River Runs Through It, Angels in the Outfield, Beethoven, and 10 Things I Hate About You, and as Tommy Solomon in the TV series 3rd Rock from the Sun.

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Your mom

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Your mom

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Your mom

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activating your webcam to watch you while you write your emails

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Killing in the Name by Rage Against The Machine / Adagio from Concerto in D minor by Glenn Gould / Surf's Up by The Beach Boys / That's Where It's At by Sam Cooke / Electioneering by Radiohead / You Wanna Be Starting Something by Michael Jackson

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Yes. I'll marry you. It will be in the spring. In Italy. I'll wear Paul Smith. You, Chanel. We will ride off together on two white horses, and have a thousand orgasms as the sun sets over the golden horizon.

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Why, 50/50 of course

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yes, and it was probably mama sé mama sa mama ku sa

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No. But that's mostly because I'm already married. Also because I don't know you.