I am a Janitor. AMA
Ask me anything really. Doesn't have to be work related. Thanks for your time.
Edit: This is fun, i'm making sure to reply to everyone. I hope I'm answering your questions okay.
Edit2: It's 4am and I'm still having so much fun powering through these fun questions. Realized if I watched Scrubs before starting this, I would've understood a lot more jokes. Good morning Europeans!
Edit3: it's 7:30am and wow. Thanks everybody, this is so cool. Also, I'm so sorry for not posting this in r/casualiama, didn't know that existed. I will continue trying to answer ever single one of you. To the mods: I'm on my ipod touch, I'm unable to gather any proof or make an email at the moment, I'm so sorry. But i will soon, I promise.
Edit4: I passed out at around 2pm. It's 4 now, and I'm pushing through as many questions as I can. Thank you to everybody who's taken a look in here, it really does mean a lot.
Edit5: It looks like this has died down, I'm just answering the last few late questions. Thanks to everybody who showed interest, this was so much fun. Also, I go back to work on Monday, so I'll have pics of proof up on Monday night, for anybody who is interested. Thanks everybody, you guys are great.
Edit6 PROOF: http://i.imgur.com/283xt.jpg