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Do you have walkie-talkies or some other method of easily communicating over the volume of terrified screams?

Do you have to provide your own costumes, or do the attractions set you up?

Do you learn special tactics to scare people, or are actors just trusted to know intimidation naturally?

What has been your favorite place to work?

Do you ever get tired of people asking you if you've ever been attacked on the job?

I like that you have a sense of humor about your future career. There's a house in my neighborhood that has a hearse parked in the driveway, and the licence plate reads, "VAKANCY".

Hi Jim! My brother and I met you at the Huntington beach premiere of The Way, Way Back. I'm sure you met a lot of people at these events, but in case you possibly remember, my brother was the one who told you about his friend that goes by the name "screw you".

I just wanted to say again that The Way, Way Back was a really great movie. Really streets ahead.