Salzberger

He's like a hose. He keeps it bent when he's not rapping to build up all the pressure, then when he lets go he busts out Rap God.

I'd feel like it would be taken sarcastically if it said that, but i'll try it next time i see a janitor.

Fucking, this. I have been stitched up more times than I could count by the old "take a half hour to copy the new stuff before halting for conflicts after I've left my desk/gone to bed" thing.

How do you determine if a guy is spongeworthy?

Not sure being shorter than a standard is a problem, it's like having a longer cable than you need. Much better than having a cable or condom that's too short, since you only roll a condom as far as you need anyway.