I wanted my 15 minutes of fame. Instead I got hours upon hours of pain.

I was on the episode "Spring Episode 3: John Henson, Zombie Hunter" which aired March 31, 2011.

I did not make it very far, I came in LAST in the qualifier, but I did finish it. I did go through the long casting, application, drug and fitness testing process, and I beat out over 74,000 other applicants. It was a very interesting experience, albeit a painful one.

Here is some proof: Me on big balls Imgur the shot of me that made it on TV Imgur my favorite one of my face smashed and a banana penis Imgur and my parking pass Imgur

I am new-ish to reddit, I hope I posted the images correctly. Let me know if I didn't! And AMA!

Edit: fixed an image link

Edit: HOLY BIG BALLS this is doing well. I would love to hear from someone that had a different/better experience on the show, an AMA or in the comments

EDIT: here is a AMA with someone that WON wipeout, had a very different experience than I did. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/w0244/i_am_dorky_kong_wipeouts_latest_winner_ama/

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Barsho1279 karma

Im sure Im not the only one that has ever said "that doesn't look so tough I could do that." How physically demanding is the course really and how many waivers did you have to sign to be on the show?

Chicki51501689 karma

It was very very difficult. I am not an athlete but I am in good shape and I did train for this, running, swimming, boot camps etc. They actually showed us the course before hand and gave us tips on how to do it. Still, I had a very hard time

I had to sign an 80 page waiver to get on the show. Pretty sure Disney owns me at this point.

mckinseykm1650 karma

Disney employee here, Disney owns everyone and everything at this point. Seriously.

Chicki5150180 karma

Yep. pretty soon I expect to look at my paycheck and see that a portion goes to Disney every pay period.

Herp_McDerp39 karma

How many other people trained? So basically the waiver releases them from all liability for injuries? It seems that people sustain some pretty hard falls that could have seriously injured them. Do they try and hide those?

alexanderwales85 karma

I doubt that anyone gets too seriously injured - the show is designed so that they generate bad looking falls, but the contestants are clearly padded up, the surfaces are padded, the falls aren't from that high, and they have medics standing by. So I figure that injuries are rare, but bruises are very common.

Edit: This article says that dislocated shoulders are the worst injury that they've seen, but that was from three years ago. This article says that someone suffered a stroke on the show and later died, but it's not clear that this should be blamed on the show.

[deleted]102 karma

I have a friend that went on and broke her ear drum...

Chicki5150105 karma

Ugh. damn. Ill take a fucked up knee. Sorry for your friend. How do they feel about the experience?

[deleted]325 karma

Really? I tried watching an episode recently, and my nobody completed the first round. Some of the things seemed literally impossible, like they may as well have said, "Ok, your task is to walk across the bridge, but the bridge will collapse and you'll get thrown into some water, and there's nothing you can do."

It seemed much more difficult than the old MXC.

Chicki5150324 karma

Yep, some of the stuff is literally impossible. The stair thing we had to do was impossible I think.

[deleted]180 karma

I don't know if it changes, but in the one I saw, they had a little bridge with a gap, and you had to jump over the gap while dodging something. The thing was, as soon as people got to the gap, the bridge would start jerking up and down, throwing them off.

I think 2 people made it to the other side, and that was only because the jerking bridge happened to throw them face-first and out-of-control into the other side of the bridge. It was luck, not skill.

Nobody completed the ball thing on the episode I saw, because they made people run up this thing and they were obviously tired when they got to the top. If they hesitated at all (and sometimes even if they didn't hesitate), the ground fell out from under them and they were thrown into the water.

The whole thing just seemed kind of cruel and stupid, and not even funny. I don't understand the appeal of the show.

four_chambers548 karma

I watch Ninja Warrior to see skilled athletes compete on an obstacle course. I watch WipeOut to watch idiots get hurt on ridiculously unfair courses.

Chicki5150289 karma

Me too...and I was ON wipeout. Love Ninja Warrior

[deleted]637 karma

Did you get paid for being on the show?

Chicki51501198 karma

Yeah, got TEN WHOLE DOLLARS! for gas money. It was a 3.5 hour drive, there and back. Oh, and breakfast and lunch.

vxx465 karma

Did you read the 80 page contract and are you allowed to tell us that you only got 10 bucks?

Or is it just to make sure that you donĀ“t sue them if you get hurt?

Chicki5150704 karma

By signing it, you waived your right to sue them for bodily harm or death. and yeah, someone died once. apparently he had a heart problem he didnt even know about. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/tom-sparks-wipeout-contes_n_356122.html

Now they do more fitness testing, especially on your heart and your lungs.

dubstepdinosaur176 karma

So...I'm guessing Tom Sparks died before they implemented the EEG. Damn.

Glad you weren't more seriously hurt. Sorry about your knee.

Edit: I know now that an EEG wouldn't have caught it. Thank you.

Chicki5150215 karma

It's all good. I knew what I was getting into. I am incredibly clumsy...so i think i was lucky.

stfu_bobcostas128 karma

Where do they film? Always wondered that

Chicki5150249 karma

santa clarita CA

wichayyywoman52 karma

Hope you enjoyed the middle of nowhere awesomeness that is Santa Clarita!

Chicki5150108 karma

actually, it was really pretty there! Driving back in rush hour with a busted knee (i drive a standard) sucked though.

Zakk_Sabbath463 karma

Is all that foam shit soap? They were shooting someone right in the mouth with it one time, and I was hoping for their sake it was delicious, although it did NOT appear that way.

Chicki5150903 karma

for my episode, it was whipped cream. The did that on purpose because of me...I am vegan and they knew it, so they made sure to put dairy in there. haha. I totally deserved it. So it was sweet. DEADLY sweet.

GenericOnlineName191 karma

Do you have Vegan Powers?

Chicki5150337 karma

Not anymore. I got some of the whipped cream they had on the qualifier in my mouth. It will take another few years to get those back.

trs1138336 karma

Wait, there is a fitness testing process???

Chicki5150463 karma

haha yeah. No idea how that one made it on. Had to do an EEG (hook up to your chest for heart problems) and a breath test http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirometry as well.

Oh and a drug test too of course. Funny though, they told us in an email, if we could not pass the drug test for the assigned time, we could re-schedule.

DrColon294 karma

It would have been an EKG (also called ECG). An EEG is to look at brainwaves.

Chicki5150189 karma

yeah sorry you are right sir!

singledisneyprincess293 karma

How painful is it to wipe out? Do they make the course extra tricky (making it slippery on purpose) to make you wipe out or is it naturally difficult? How does the team decide your 'persona' for the show and what was yours?

Thank you so much! I feel a little sadistic admitting this to a contestant but I love watching Wipeout, it's hilarious.

Chicki5150592 karma

Oh and the persona? yeah they wanted one. I went to the casting call in a revealing outfit, but with a paper bag over my head. Said that if they wanted to see my face, they would have to book me. It worked! too bad for them...my face ain't great.

Also, I played up the chicken thing (I actually go by the name Chicki) and I am vegan, so they loved that angle as well. You really gotta work it to get on the show. But work it beliveably. Guys in gorilla and banana outfits ended up being retards in front of the cameras, didnt make it through casting. They wanted truly quirky people that are good on camera. and LOUD people.

Chicki5150365 karma

no worries, it is hilarious! well not for me anymore, i get anxiety when i watch it now haha.

YES they do make it extra tricky. They showed us the course ahead of time. Some things you CANT avoid. Like the 'trick steps' in my episode. I knew it ws coming. ALso, they purposly put like KY or lube or something on the course so you can't see it, but it is SUPER slippery, and not in a good KY lube kind of way :(

biggerx99 karma

  • get anxiety when i watch it now haha.

Damn got some PTWD huh?

Chicki5150147 karma

I literally had to take a xanax and about half a bottle of wine to watch my episode. HAHA. I can laugh at myself (you have to be able to do this) but it did freak me the fuck out.

pencilinfrontofme247 karma

Why does everyone act so god damn weird, like the contestants. Do they give them a script?

Chicki5150433 karma

Yep, unless you are a naturally weird person (like me) but even I was scripted. They had me do a few takes before the whistle blew yelling random weird shit about chickens, and eating meat.

And some of the more 'normal' contestants, they scripted the entire interview for themost part.

[deleted]65 karma

Wow. I never knew it was so orchestrated.

Chicki515091 karma

Yes, but to be fair to the show, the course was the same for everyone. we all had the same chance. Sure some of the personality fluff was scripted or 'prompted' but the actual race itself was on the up-and-up. I am a stickler for cheating, i would call it out if I thought it was unfair.

Armando909396205 karma

Were the other competitors assholes or did you guys get along?

Chicki5150325 karma

Everyone else was very cool! obviously we were all kinda weirdos. You have to be to A) want to go on the show and B) make it through the auditions.

It was fun up until I ran the course haha. We were kicking it all day.

thewaybaseballgo204 karma

Were there any injuries that didn't make it on camera?

Chicki5150343 karma

yes mine. I very badly sprained my knee, a Meniscus Sprain, which is the inside of my knee. Stupid balls. I finished the course, but needed to be helped to the trailer, and then to my car

thisissamsaxton103 karma

Do most people have bad injuries?

Chicki5150167 karma

I dont think so, considering I was the only person on my episode that got hurt.

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Chicki5150344 karma

-I sprained my knee badly. Crutches for 2 months, 6 months before I could work out again. It still bothers me

-EEG, drug test (urine) and a breath test.

-I thought it would be fun! (i was wrong. it was torture)


-the biggest challenge was the water. it was about 40 degrees (F). just breathing when you hit the water was the hardest part

-I am not an athlete, but in good shape. I trained by running, swimming and boot camps. I do think fitness was a factor, but not always. Sometimes it was luck to get through some of those

-I was 31, and I was in great shape. Only a couple of other contestants that episode were in as good of shape as me (we spent the whole day together!)

-I only regret it because my knee is fucked up. :(

-Nobody was that surprised. haha I am kind of a dork. They were excited. My fiancee was VERY worried for me, that I would get hurt (and I did.

Chicki5150148 karma

Oh, everyone on reddit know about me? I actually go by the name Chicki, like in real life (whatever that is). Love chickens.

kidcheckers161 karma

Did they cover your medical costs for your knee?

Chicki5150271 karma

Nope, I signed my life away. I didn't realize how bad it was until I got home either, and couldnt walk.

Se7enLC158 karma

At least you got a good story! Plenty of people screw up their knees doing normal boring things like normal sports.

Chicki5150153 karma

Yep, and I have awesome pictures too!

jkjmr6149 karma

The course seems padded, does it still hurt anyway?

Chicki5150233 karma

yes and yes

Heroith140 karma

Now that you went through that experience, would you recommend others to go on WipeOut?

Chicki5150431 karma

I would only advise going on the show if I don't like you. Seriously, it was HARD. the water was cold (on purpose). it was NOT FUN. The other contestants agreed. 2 girls that made it to the second round literally said "FUCK THIS" and got in their cars and left.

ZK686123 karma

Really? That's awesome...don't suppose you have any screen shots of which girls they were on the episode?

Chicki5150222 karma

lol no I dont really remember. I went back and watched the episode. I think the brunette with the huge boobs was one of them. but honestly, if you didnt make it though to the second round (and participate), you got very little screen time. I got about 1.2 seconds of screen time

rjp000879 karma

:( That's sad because it looks fun on TV. Demanding, and painful, but fun.

Chicki5150112 karma

That's what I thought too. Thats why I did it. I wanted to have fun!

edaddyo127 karma

I actually applied and got the call back but decided that I didn't want to put my wife through that much shame. Lol

Chicki5150118 karma

You are smarter than I.

MsBostonLee89 karma

Do you feel that the pain was worth it?

Was it a good/fun experience?

Would you do it again?

Chicki5150169 karma

I would not do it again. My knee will be messed up for the rest of my life. I guess as a life experience though it was good. I did it, and I didn't quit. They told us we were the first episode in a long time where we didnt have anyone quit on the qualifier. So I am proud of myself for doing it, and not quitting halfway through.

Ahoyreddit85 karma

Two questions!

What was your nickname?

Is that interview girl as hot in person???

Chicki5150148 karma

Chicki (which is my nickname in real life...my friends call me that)

and yes Jill was SUPER HOT. And funny!

silversteen975 karma

Why did they intentionally make the water so cold?

Chicki5150136 karma

So that it would be harder. It had been very cold (for S. California anyways) the night before, and the crew were talking about how they didnt have to ice the water this time.

Seriously, you hit the water and you COULD NOT BREATHE. It was so cold. That was the hardest part.

talli0np68 karma

The balls section always seems like one of the most difficult. I've never seen anyone complete it. Did you see anyone making it all the way across?

Chicki5150159 karma

You know, they showed up the course ahead of time. Even saw a video of one of thier guys running the course. They tell you EXACTLY how to do it (one foot at a time, huge jumps). Guess i did it wrong!

My episode was especially hard since we were on a tredmill right before the balls. They told us that it was extra hard.

Stupid fucking balls. thats where i got hurt. I shoulda tried to land on my face instead.

menomenaa67 karma

The banana penis image isn't working?

I had no idea the people on WipeOut got so hurt. I'm so naive. What was the worst injury you got, in your opinion?

Chicki515041 karma

oh no! thats the best one! Imgur try again!

Sprained my knee very badly. owie. I also was bruised and cut up pretty bad, but that went away.

fordexploder26 karma

Do they take care of your injuries if you get hurt? pay portion of medical bills etc?

Chicki515036 karma

nope. they had medics on site, but I didnt realize how bad my knee was until I got home. I would not have taken medical care anyways, because I was not sure if they took my insurance. I would not have wanted to get stuck with a huge medical bill.

MMOs_Not_Hoes64 karma

It has always been on my dream to become very rich then buy the course once they stop filming. All because they don't let people with perfect vision on the show...

Chicki515077 karma

If you kept the water at a normal temperature, then I would love to come run the course again! It was pretty awesome in real life. It looks HUGE. like MILES long! Very intimidating looking at it at sunrise

899764 karma

I've noticed that stuff on the show is obviously controlled remotely (things that flip out and hit you on command). Are the people controlling them nearby? Do you get to see the sadistic look in their eyes while they send your ass flying into mud?

Chicki515089 karma

Yes, and those people can go fuck themselves. The crew would not tell us which one of them did that stuff...probably feared for thier own safety!

BTrain90458 karma

Ok, seriously, it seems like so many of those courses are rigged to the point where the contestant can't win. For example, those wall sections that only pop out as you're in mid-jump - physics-wise, that's borderline impossible to get past. Did you feel the courses were unfair at all to the point where no matter your skill level, you were going to wipe out, as it were?

Chicki515060 karma

There was one that was basically impossible to not get through on my qualifier. But everyone has to do it, so everyone has the same chance. So yes, you were going to Wipeout pretty much no matter what. But since each contestant had to do it, I think it was fair. Mean but fair LOL. (j/k I knew what i was getting into)

cited58 karma

Any funny stories about other competitors?

Chicki5150241 karma

One girls name was Ann Hooker. Her jersey said A. Hooker. That was pretty awesome

LuperFlipino55 karma

Man this looked fun up until you said those things about fitness test and long applications. How long was the process from filling out the application to finally doing the obstacles?

Chicki515066 karma

My casting call was in September of 2010, then I taped the show in January 2011. Had to go in (all the way to Burbank, 1.5 hours for me each way) for the tests, and the casting call/application. During the week, so had to take days off for that.

The application took about 2 hours to fill out, mostly because I read EVERYTHING on it.

spruce_goose93 karma

Anything surprising in the application? "Your first born child will be a wipeout contestant"

Chicki5150125 karma

YES. Great question.

The application was crazy. They wanted to know your sexual orentation, which I though was very innapropriate. (and I put 'none of your business' on the application.

They asked about your police record. Not just convictions, but arrests, parking tickets etc. For a few pages they were asking if anyone you have ever lived with has been convicted or arrested. They even asked if you had ever had the cops called on you, or if you had called the cops on anyone else, ever!

They wanted every single website you were on: facebook, twitter, etc (no reddit!)

They wanted to know every place you have lived in the last 10 years, where you worked, whom you have lived with etc.

gravytown47 karma

My friend did this, she fractured her leg in three spots and had a cast on for over a month. It's apparently brutal pain to go through that course, and much harder than it looks. True?

Chicki515025 karma

very very true. Sorry about your friend. How does she feel about the expereince?

CinLordOfGwynders45 karma

What was the most fun obstacle to do? Least fun?

Chicki515068 karma

Well, once you hit the 40 degree water, none of it was fun! the audition process and the interviews were the most fun I think. And hanging out with the other contestants and the crew was fun too.

I FAILED at every obstacle! I do wish that the punch wall was there though. that was always my favorite. I can take a punch! :)

frozendildos39 karma

2 questions I have always wondered 1. Do you have to act dumb once you start the course? 2. Do you want to punch the commentators?

Chicki5150144 karma

Yeah, they want you to yell funny stuff. I kept yelling "FUCK YOU DISNEY" which was probably why I got so little camera time. I just could not stop the profanities.

You dont even see the commentators, they are added in post-production. but they are funny :)

Quiksylver37 karma

Any advice on how to get on the show in the first place? Like, what do you have to do?

Chicki515090 karma

Be very quirky, loud and fun at a casting call. But don't go over the top. Case in point: there were dudes dressed as gorillas, babies, bananas etc. They were really stupid, and usually froze up when they got in front of the crew/cameras.

I did have a shtick. I wore a nice, revealing outfit, and I wore a bag over my head. When it came time to get in front of the crew/cameras, I played it up, but didnt rehearse anything. I am pretty naturally loud and funny (well I think I am funny) and they liked me a lot. In fact, they told me I was very authentic.

So be funny, loud, quirky. Dont be retarded. Dont wear a banana suit.

Oh, and they LOVE hot chicks. and hot guys. That will work in your favor if you got it going on in that department.

Iamacutiepie34 karma

Do you recommend Wipeout to someone who wants to try it?

Chicki515049 karma

Well...not really. I have some friends that wanted to do it. they no longer do, after what I went through. I wouldnt want them to get hurt.

I would only do it if you have the time to devote to the process, and you know how fucking HARD that shit is. It is no joke. And you can get injured.

Just know what you are in for.

Iamacutiepie19 karma

Okey, I see.
It's a bit sad that it hurts so much because it looks fucking awesome!

Chicki515044 karma

Yeah, and you know, maybe some other people had better experiences. It was not just me though, all the other contestants were like in shock when they finished running the course. I was the second to last to run it, and I saw them all come back. Nobody was laughing. Couple people puked. 2 girls quit when they learned they made it to the second round. One guy quit after the second round.

lord_tubbington34 karma

Do you feel like the course/show was designed more to make you fail in an entertaining way? As opposed to ninja warrior where the course looks very difficult but is more about being able to beat it with individual athleticism, wipeout looks like they want the contestant to hurt themselves to make the audience laugh. Considering you said you weren't really paid do you think the show is exploitative?

Also I hope those pictures are prominently displayed somewhere in your home, they're glorious!

Chicki515068 karma

Yes, I feel this way exactly. The whole thing is set up for you to fall/get hurt in a funny way. I am a big Ninja Warrior fan as well, that is not the intention with that show.

You know what you are getting into, so I do not feel it is exploitative at all. They make it pretty clear what is going to happen. They ask you up until the last minute if you want to back out.

Those pictures? A private company took them and they CHARGED US FOR THEM. Now that I think was exploitative! That shit should have been free!

followthesheep32 karma

How long did you wait around between the different events?

Chicki515050 karma

Not long, like a few hours between the qualifier and the second round. I didnt stick around though (since I FAILED!!!). They came back 2 days later for the 3rd round and another day for the final round I think. They do it differently though for each episode, the schedules are different.

They tell you to expect there to be 4 full days of filming though, just in case.

Larza17 karma

If everyone is shown the course beforehand, in the show, why does it look like no one is expecting any of the things that come at that? (mainly the platforms that throw people up into the air)

Chicki515023 karma

No, you know they are coming. But...well, its almost WORSE knowing it is coming. Like, the first thing I had to do was go up these stairs, and one would pop out and I would go flying. I KNEW that shit was coming, but it still scared me. I flew like 20 feet, could see my reflection in the water below. It was unreal.

peas_in_a_can_pie16 karma

are you glad you did it? would you do it again?

most importantly, did you have fun?

Chicki515025 karma

I am proud of myself for not quitting. Otherwise, no it was not fun and I wouldn't do it again.

I love extreme stuff (white water rafting, crazy hiking, ziplining) and I am a bit of a dork, so I thought this was right up my alley. but it was so difficult, and you were basically set up to FAIL, which was dissapointing.

I did it with the intention of having fun (I never thought I would win) so it was pretty dissapointing for me.