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lookitzpancakes314 karma


toasterlips160 karma

How am I attracted to you and afraid of you at the same time?

lookitzpancakes347 karma

Meowww....purr....meo-BOO! Like that?

Jayross118 karma


lookitzpancakes527 karma


Huskeezee217 karma


lookitzpancakes420 karma


i_4got127 karma

Fuck you. Shut up and talk about Rampart already!

lookitzpancakes278 karma

I'm sorry, I'm only here to talk about Rampart. I'm afraid I can't talk about Rampart.

Huskeezee106 karma

How do you feel about America's current social views in comparison to European countries with more liberal views on issues such as gay rights?

Also, how many French girls do you intend to fuck in your first month in Paris?

lookitzpancakes557 karma

Well, shit...this took a turn towards the serious and political.

Honestly, I feel as though our struggle as a country to deal with something as simple and seemingly obvious as allowing two men or two women to marry each other is deplorable. It should be a basic right, nothing more, argument stops there in my opinion.

That said, I hate faggots.

BlazerMorte89 karma

You're my new favorite person.

lookitzpancakes105 karma

And you're mine.

netpastor72 karma


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billmeister12352 karma

I want to chew on the smelly bits you get off your toe nail clippings

lookitzpancakes100 karma

Welcome to Reddit.

ps2crazed34 karma

Do you still have, one many today have started to call, "The Phone of Legend"?

lookitzpancakes39 karma

You know, I actually don't - although I've been a rabid iPhone supporter since that day! I think that poor thing may have shattered long ago.

no_talent_ass_clown30 karma


lookitzpancakes56 karma

Yes! Yes I did walk out of work without pants!

cscott528829 karma

Oh good ... laughed so hard at the proof video i was in tears.

Like I said, you should have your own show. What is it you did in the computer industry at your last job?

lookitzpancakes36 karma

Hahaha, thanks!

Ugghhh....that job. It was decent at best. Loan servicing for a large bank, dealing with foreclosures and default issues. But the people were fantastic!

Aussiemon25 karma


lookitzpancakes148 karma

I hope to fucking Elron I'm not Tom Cruise.

ozpunk24 karma

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

lookitzpancakes74 karma

Where's the metrics guy? SOMEONE GET THE METRICS GUY.

Royale with cheese.

[deleted]13 karma

Non, juste "Royal Cheese".

lookitzpancakes35 karma

C'est tout? Mais ce n'est pas le phrase que Samuel L. Jackson dit dans le film.

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I'm gonna wait for you when you get off the plane and steal your iphone !

lookitzpancakes36 karma


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lookitzpancakes117 karma

So single. So single right now.

brtlblayk14 karma

I still think you act(ed) like someone from a 90's nickelodeon tv show. You SHOULD at least try some acting or something. Have you had any acting classes?

lookitzpancakes23 karma

Hahaha, it's funny you mention that - acting was what I studied alongside piano for the majority of my life. Thinking about picking it up again once I get to Paris!

Bloxd00213 karma

Did she freak out after they said you can only buy 1?

lookitzpancakes63 karma

Her face turned to stone. Like, literally - her face became petrified. It was terrifying. We had to call an ambulance.

jonosvision11 karma

Be careful in Paris dude, there is a gay canadian cannibal murderer in France somewhere.

lookitzpancakes11 karma

That's like kryptonite to Parisians.

mbutterfly3210 karma

How was the Flaming Lips concert?!

lookitzpancakes38 karma

The F'Lips were absolutely INCREDIBLE!! A fantastic send-off for my last couple days in this country. St. Vincent opened, too - all in all a fuck of a set!

lukeman300013 karma

I guess that's a... good thing?

lookitzpancakes17 karma

That it is, my friend. That it is.

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lookitzpancakes44 karma

-Department of Eagles - The Cold Nose

-Madvillain - Madvillainy

-Binary Star - Masters of the Universe

-Flying Lotus - Cosmogramma

-The Beatles - Abbey Road

This was hard to do...I can't pare it down to just 5!!

CitizenDane2715 karma



4 and 5 are albums I really like too but Madvillainy's just the pinnacle of hip hop imo. I could talk for days about that album. You seem like a pretty cool dude.

As for a question, uh... Favorite dead US President?

lookitzpancakes18 karma

Absolutely the pinnacle of hip-hop, in my opinion. Raw, unadulterated, uninterrupted flow and beats. Where the HELL is the second one??? We've been waiting years for this shit!!!

Favorite dead U.S. President: Grover Cleveland. That fucking beard.

zut-alors6 karma

What did you have for lunch today?

lookitzpancakes17 karma

Chiken Tikka Masala, Sag Paneer, and some fucking delicious Naan.

DawsonsBeak3 karma

What are your plans in Paris?

lookitzpancakes10 karma

Well, I'm gonna be working on my music - maybe with a little acting peppered in there if the opportunity allows. But also just turning the page and living somewhere I've never lived before!

lookitzpancakes23 karma

Also, maybe raping some kids....you know.