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Hi John!

I have a dear friend named Jimmy Ambrose who is hopelessly obsessed with your entire career. He respects you tremendously and hasn't shut up about it for the decade and a half I've known him. I think it would make his year if you acknowledged him somehow. I hope that you read this through the deluge of comments you're likely to receive.

PLEASE, JOHN. APPEASE HIM.

Well, shit...this took a turn towards the serious and political.

Honestly, I feel as though our struggle as a country to deal with something as simple and seemingly obvious as allowing two men or two women to marry each other is deplorable. It should be a basic right, nothing more, argument stops there in my opinion.

That said, I hate faggots.

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