I AM KULAP, creator and EP of BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIE$ on SeeSo.com. Ask Me Anything!

Why do you make Scott do so much mattress shopping?

Not my fault he put it in his marriage vows!

Kulap, can you give us an ETA on when Jason Mantzoukas will inherit the Comedy Bang! Bang! throne and your marital bed?

I cannot.

How do you juggle work and family?

Basic toss and catch.

Dearest Kulap, do you think that you'll finally get to see the inside of dragon manor?

I don't. And I think he's right to keep me out.

Kulap! I watched the first episode of bajillion online and it was wonderful. When will we be able to watch all of it down here in Canada?

Thank you. I don't know when the show will be available outside of the US. I hope soon!

How much of the show is improve vs scripted?

Thanks!

The show uses written outlines, a road map if you will for the improvisors with suggested dialogue to use or not use. The actors never have to improv plot, but they improv most dialogue.

Hi Kulap!! I'm a big fan of yours. I was very sorry to hear about Rocky. Do you have any cute/funny stories about him that you can tell us?

I miss my little guy more that I can communicate. Everything about him was cute and funny. #31daysofrocktober forever. furever. sorry.

Hey KULAP!

What's your ideal breakfast?

Bacon... fresh fruit... almond milk latte... changing my mind. A dim sum feast.

Widow Howlapp, how long will you morn the death of your husband, Hot Saucerman?

Until Jason dies.

Are you going to be in season two of Love? I'm so excited for it. Any fun stories with Paul, who's like a regular Walter White in here.

I am! Ever so briefly.

Paul used to watch Rocky and I wouldn't except payment so I would buy him groceries like I was his mommy. Once I bought him a multivitamin.

Why is Paul F. Tompkins not in every scene of every episode?

He needs rest. Stars are just like us!

Heynong man

Do you have any other projects in the works with seeso or otherwise?

Also how can a Canadian watch Bajillion? I've seen 2 episodes and it had me crying laughing but that's all I could reach.

Thank you!! I don't have any other projects with Seeso, this one keeps me pretty busy. I still am working on my documentary, ORIGIN STORY. Check it out on www.originstorydoc.com

Would you like to accompany me on a trip to Sandals Jamaica?

Throw me some dates.

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I wanted to do a Childrens Hospital, Burning Love, Reno 911! type show and I genuinely love real estate realty shows. It started with creating the characters and the scenarios they could misbehave in.

What is the most rewarding part of your job?

Working with incredibly talented, good people.

While watching the shorts leading up to S2 (like this one) I realized that it would take very few edits to ensure Paul never blinks on Bajillion. Is Dean Rosedragon canonically some sort of alien or android, and does this come into play during the Predator episode?

WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST

Hi Kulap! I love Bajillion and Who Charted, thank you for making great stuff! Off topic question: Where do you shop for bras? As a woman with giant cans (32H) who often fears they will one day smother me in my sleep I appreciate seeing women on TV who are also living dat life, but I am always interested in where they shop because finding the right bra is a real QUEST!

I hear ya, sister.

I love FREYA, their an English bra and swimwear company. The website barenecessities.com is great!

What does PFT smell like in real life?

Cloves... a hint of Vanilla and waft of Yosemite sequoia.

Sorry if it's too personal, but do you have any memories you could share of Harris? He means a lot to a lot of people here.

Sitting on the floor of his house talking about the girls.

Kulap you are the greatest. Any plans for more silly Christmas songs like the CDR radio ones?

Thanku!

The holidays are coming up...

KU! What is the strangest thing you've ever seen Howard Kremer do? I really look forward to listening to y'all every week on Who Charted

Greetings Chartist!

Reveal that he was holding his contact in his mouth and then put it in a cup of water.

Also when his tooth fell out during a live show.

What is your favorite fun fact about BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIES$?

Our show is filled with so many fun facts... to pick. I guess the top of my list is that Tom and Ben really have mono brows.

Hi Kulap! Thanks for doing an AMA, you're my favourite person!!

My question is- how is origin story coming along? Do you have a tentative release date? I'm so excited!!

Aw, thank you!

We are still working on it. It's my personal story and I want to get it right. I'm hoping to submit to festivals fall of 2017.

What's it like getting to go to work at the Earwolf studios? Are all the different hosts pretty good friends? Do you guys get together and play kickball or have a holiday party?

Sorry to hear about Rocky.

Thank you. RIP Rocky.

Job site is pretty chill. I'm close with a lot of the hosts and would like to become BFFs with The Hollywood Handbook guys.

I'll share that we have a holiday party every year, but I won't tell you which one.

The Hollywood Handbook guys

I think the best scenario you could hope for is a "weird science" type relationship.

Is Sean the hot lady?

Hey Kulap, did you get a look at Howard's second headshot that he talked about on the newest episode of Who Charted? What can you tell us about it?

NO AND I AM DYING TO SEE IT

Thank you, loves! xoxo

What's your fuck style?

Standard OS

Are you poppin' my stones?

Is a podcast co-hosted by Adam Scott Aukerman.

Hey Kulap, I'll cut right to the chase: How much money do you make?

More seriously though, with so many hosts opting to put out show for free, do you see podcasting becoming a more bankable industry rather than a way for entertainers to promote other ventures?

I think it's both.

Who's apart of the writing team and what goes into writing an episode?

For seasons 1 and 2, Brad Morris was the head writer. Other writers: Kevin Seccia, Shauna McGarry, Kate Berlant, Jessica Gao, Alex Fernie and Seth Morris. Lot's of brainstorming goes into writing and episode, room bits, good crafty snacks, pitching jokes and typing them down.

Hi Ku! Any chance we'll see any crossovers for any of the SeeSo properties? I know so many actors crossover, but what about characters? Ill take my answer off the air. Thanks!

I don't have any plan at this time.

During your interview with Alison Rosen, you said Seeso affords you the freedom to show sideboob and half-butt. Which half we talkin' here, top/bottom or left/right?

Both!!!

Hey KuKu, big fan of who charted and BDP. As a Minnesotan, what do you miss the most about living here? Spit it and quit it.

Ha. I miss the seasons.

Hey Kulap!

I know you've probably been asked this a whole bunch of times but how DO you juggle work and family?

One handed.

Kulap, why are episodes of Who Charted with Armen being berated by the guests the best episodes (Matt Besser's and Hot Saucermen)?

I can't say, it can't be quantified.

Hi! The show is amazing and you are amazing. Question: Are you going to create or run any more shows soon, aside from BDP? And what was it specifically about these property reality shows that drew you to create BDP?

Thanks!

Thank you! I like show creating and show running, so I hope so. I genuinely enjoy going to open houses and seeing how other people live. Plus there is a heightened reality when you are making such a huge purchase.

Hey, Kulap! What's an aspect of the entertainment industry you think will remain the same fifty years from now?

Lawyers, Agents and Managers.

Where are you on the call sheet?

TIPPITY TOP MARGINS, BAYBEEE!

Hey Ku, You have so may projects going on! what is your secret for time management?

My assistant Lauren Tyree.

When casting the show, were you specifically looking for UCB / Improv talent vs other types of actors? If so, why?

Our show is semi-scripted, which means very improvised. I came up through UCB, so the people I go to first are my very talented friends.

What's the best kind of cheese?

The kind that's in my belly!!!!

Hey Kulap - I'm such a huge fan. I just listened to the most recent episode of "Alison Rosen is your new best friend" and I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed it - I laughed, I cried, and all in-between. I just wanted to say how relatable and sincere you always come across, and I don't think I'm alone in the podcast-listening community for saying how much we appreciate that about you!

My question for you - I remember you saying once (maybe on Who Charted?) that you met Scott on the episode of Mr. Show where he was the waiter in the "fancy" restaurant that has no bathroom. Could you tell us a little more about how you guys met? You two are such a power couple!

Thank you for your kind words.

I had just moved to LA from MN after I graduated from high school. My roommate invited me to go see a taping of Mr. Show. She introduced me to Scott and the rest was HERSTORY!

Hey Ku! Any update on origin story? I'm exited for it! I can't imagine how tough that whole ordeal must've been!

IT. WAS. AN. EMOTIONAL. CLUSTER. FUUUCK. Still working on it. Hopefully I'll be done with it by the end of 2017.

Hey Kulap. When can we get to see Origin Story?

I hope to be done with it end of 2017!

Greetings Chartist! How much unused footage do you have of Dan Adhoot and Tim Baltz making out on BJP$...will there be DVD extras??

So much. Did you hear there will be DVDs?!!!! I didn't know we were making DVVVDSSSS!!!!

What is your favorite comedy (tv show or movie) and who is your favorite comedian?

Zach Galifianakis always. Watched Ali Wong's special and am now obsessed with her.

What is your favorite Scott Aukerman alternate name?

Hot Saucerman, it's apt.

Shot Clockerman

What was it like working with your husband on Bajillion Dollar Properties? Would you have preferred to work with him or without him on Season 2?

I love working with my sweet bubby.

Have you seen my keys?

Front left pocket.

YOU SONOFABITCH THESE AREN'T MY KEYS!

Shhhh....

Greetings chartist! Are you and H. Michael Kre making an appearance at now hear this w/ PFT ?

YES!

How much money do you make?

More than $5.

Hi Kulap! Do have any fond memories/funny stories of life in Minnesota?

Did you know I worked at the Mall of America food court? Hulk Hogan's Pastamania!

Hey Kulap! Love Bajillion, what is a typical day like in the writing room?

Pitching jokes, typing, pitching more jokes, various room bits, making fun of Kevin Seccia, re-writing, joke pitches, snacks, meals and cold brew.

Chart time! What are your top 5 favorite songs right now?

1-5... "Smooth" by Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas.

Hi Kulap! Ive heard you're an avid reader, what are you reading now? Best wishes!

I do like reading. I read Graham Hancock's MAGICIANS OF THE GODS. It was eh. Pretty academic and way too long. Tighten it up, Graham!

I sadly didn't start listening to Who Charted? until a few months ago. If I wanted to go back and listen to some, who have been some of your favorite WC? guests?

We've done more than 300 so it's hard to say. Certainly Paul F Tompkins... BUT I gotta say, I love seeing Howard one a week. He's my favorite guest.

I noticed a plot hole in an episode. Who can I report this to?

Your local assembly person.

Can I borrow some pizza?

Only if you promise to give it back.

Will we be seeing you in the new season of Bajillion, either as a new character or as Jason's assistant from season 1? And will you be bringing back actors as new characters in future seasons?

yes and yes

What's your favorite show? Other than your own :)?

There's so much good TV. I really like Catastrophe, Atlanta, Better Things, Game of Thrones, You're the Worst, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Bob's Burgers... I can't pick one right now.

You're the worst is amazing, and no love for bang bang!?

CRAP. Guys, I don't know my way around reddit, can I edit?! CBB ALWAYS AND FOREVER!!!

Be real with me. You down wit OPP?

Yeah you know me.

That settles that. Thanks so much.

You are so welcome.

Kulap - Love the show. Can't wait to watch s2 this weekend.

How does creating TV for a streaming service like SEESO differ from that of cable or network TV?

Thank you! Please do and tell all your friends.

I don't have experience creating a show for cable or network tv, but I do get to swear. Swears are funny. More importantly, they pretty much let me do whatever I want.

Who is your favorite Bajillion character? Is a third season in the works??

I can't choose, they might be reading this! Yes.

Where are the Earwolf studios actually located?

HollyWeirdAlville, USA

Hey everyone! I’ve really enjoyed Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ as well as a bunch of other Seeso originals. I’m a comedy writer who formerly wrote for The Onion’s sister website, and was wondering how to transition into TV writing/ late night talk show. Any suggestions?

Thank you! I have never staffed, so I can't be much help... if you have representation, go on a bunch of generals. If you aren't there yet, be generating material. Shoot stuff with friends. Post your writing. Be seen.

Greetings Kulap--I apologize if this is a duplicate question, but do you have a tentative schedule for bringing Origin Story to the finish line? #ImWithHer

End of 2017!! xo

RANDY

You're a beautiful, talented, honest, saucy beast and I truly look up to you. Your interview with Alison Rosen was both heartbreaking and uplifting.

I saw the livestream feed of Who Charted and podfest and noticeably blushed in my living room when randy started to interview you. Did you properly scold Howard after the show?

Thank you!!!

Nah, he apologized and I forgave him immediately. A Howard is going to be a Howard.

Ku! What's your favorite part of directing?

Working with the actors.

Hi Ku! Thanks for doing this - outside of B$P, what is your favorite seeso original show?

PS I'd love to see more whooch taped! Your dance moves are too good to miss :)

I love FLOWERS. It's like wow.

I also love to shake it. Thank you for seeing me.

hi kulap! i know you are proud of your laotian background. i am going to luang prabang in january. any must-sees or must-dos?

I have never been and am jealous that you are going! I've only been south of Vientiane.

Go to the Plain of Jars!

have you ever run a cool lap? Thanks so much

I run hot, but I look good in Adidas... so yes.

What other shows are you currently working on that we can expect to see in the future?

I'm working on more Bajillion!

Hi Kulap, what is your opinion on the recent Wikileaks releases of Podesta's e-mails?

Hard to say what is modified and altered. Sputnik, the Newsweek writer saying their words are being attributed to the Clinton campaign by the Trumpster.

How do you get access to all of these homes that you shoot your show in?

• Not Randy Denton, but still a solid Chartist

Greetings Chartist!

We have an excellent locations manager, David Lyons.

Is there blooper reel footage available anywhere? How do you feel about Disney Pixar creating fake 'blooper' scenes for the movie "A Bug's Life"

Cute.

Isn't Dave Foley the greatest. He's in Bajillion and it was thrilling to work with him.

There are lots of bloops and bleeps, but we haven't made a reel of them.

What was your favorite clip or scene from Bajillion S1 and S2, respectively?

I am super proud of this show. I love the PREDATOR PARTY story in 207, all Todd the Janitor scenes, all Dean and the brokers one on one scenes, Casey Wilson and Tim Baltz in 201, Mandell Maughan and Randall Park in 208, Drew and Ryan dancing, Tawny and Dan singing... the list goes on and on.

Hi Kulap any memories you'd like to share from the writers room also who was your favorite writer this year??

We invented a game called Circle Jerk. Two contestants go up to the white board and draw a circle while the rest of the room is turned away. We then vote which circle is superior and name a winner. Then Alex Fernie aka THE CIRCLE JERK goes up to the board and circles what is wrong with each circle in a very rude manner.

We had tournaments.

Hey, Ku! Thank you so much for doing an appearance. I live for your excessive on/off-mic laughter. Two questions: 1. Any plans for a return of the holiday bindle/bundle? 2. Do you expect work with your show/doc/everything to chill enough that you might be able to do a few touring Who Charted shows?

Greetings Chartist!

The Holiday Bundle is always available. Or at least I think it is. No plans to make #2.

I would love to do a few Whooch greasings.

Hi Kulap,

Can you please tell me how I watch B$P in the UK?

I can't, but I wish I could. Hoping soon!

Would you consider having u/StanGibson18 on your show?

What unions is he in?