IamA Mime AMA!

I am a mime.

I will record answers to all your questions. AMA

Edit 1: Trapped in a box right now, will be back later.

Edit 2: I have had to make this NSFW now.

Edit 3: Need to go now, training for a tug-of-war against a bunch of clowns.

Edit 4: Back for more, clowns crashed their car on the way over, 12 injured, only 3 were unscathed.

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Roguedaddy93 karma

As a Ventriloquist I feel we would make a great duo. Would you be opposed to having a hand up your ass?

pantomimist101 karma

PM me.

fleetber88 karma

____________________________ ?

pantomimist121 karma

I haven't heard from you in ages!

Goatville_farms30 karma

How did you get into miming? Is there schooling for it?

NRwayne27 karma

i think you linked it wrong - that second one was actually your answer to the gender question.

hilarious misunderstanding!

NRwayne8 karma

ok, ok, i'm sorry. i just had no idea!

NRwayne7 karma

ok, i understand now, it just took me by surprise, is all. and i apologized. there's no need to mime to me that way.

NRwayne10 karma

wtf, how do you even know i have a sister?

pantomimist7 karma

ಠ_ಠ

doopercooper20 karma

How long have you been working for Vidble.com?

maidanez13 karma

I'm so excited about this! I've never talked to an actual mime before. They usually just stare at me. So, here I go:

Do you think that mimes are undervalued in their art?

Also, what is your favourite meal?

maidanez6 karma

Thank you for your thoughtful reply. I really appreciate it.

afamilyofthree12 karma

Are you a man or a woman?

honeybadga9 karma

..........................?

pantomimist6 karma

!

honeybadga4 karma

.....!!! ..........?!?! ....................., ...............?

pantomimist4 karma

*..._____%%%....?

honeybadga3 karma

.................., "........." (........., ......., ..........) "...............?"

pantomimist4 karma

.... .. ..... ..... ......, ... ... "......" ... .. .......! .........??

honeybadga4 karma

...

pantomimist4 karma

.....! ...... "...." .......!! ..... ... ..............?

honeybadga3 karma

........, ........

pantomimist2 karma

'..._____...."!

PatriotsFTW8 karma

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

Fractal_Death5 karma

What's your favorite food?

Coys13154 karma

So being a mime is a sport now?

NobodyKnowsWhoIBe4 karma

What's it like to break your silence for the first time of your life?

capt_clark4 karma

e tu decroux?

kidcrumb3 karma

None of these audio files work for me.

Is this an April Fools joke because Mimes cant speak? So they are Miming their answers?

KayakBassFisher3 karma

Is it true "A mime is a terrible thing to waste"?

ThisFreaknGuy3 karma

What is the one thing you have always wanted to say out loud?

Pappo662 karma

What's your favourite videogame?

pantomimist1 karma

Silent Runner

Bic_Parker2 karma

Seeing as I am at work I had to mute all your responses, I hope this is ok?

Blackg0ld2 karma

How do you feel about John Cage's 433?

thejustducky12 karma

If you're really a mime, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SPEAKING TO US RIGHT NOW!?!?

Lerminatey Confirmed.

pantomimist1 karma

......, ..... .. ......... ... .. .... "....... ..... ....." ..... ... .....!!!

thejustducky11 karma

Riiiight... That's what they all say.

pantomimist1 karma

...@@*&4$%56$!!!!

CapnCaps2 karma

How often do you explode accidentally? And what precautions have the military made to prevent these?

joegee662 karma

If you weren't a mime what would you be? Have you ever wanted to specialize, say just doing boxes, walls, or wind?

joegee662 karma

Interesting. I never thought of that!

JHuggans2 karma

What are your feelings on high winds?

pantomimist1 karma

I pass on the wind.

beer_nuts2 karma

What's the heaviest balloon you've ever struggled to lift?

pantomimist1 karma

O

black_flag_4ever2 karma

Can you mime the title of your favorite film?

black_flag_4ever4 karma

Of course your favorite films are Silent Hill and Silence of the Lambs.

pantomimist2 karma

The General.

Price_Of_Soap2 karma

What is your favorite phrase?

stumblebreak2 karma

Dude, what does a mime look like when he's having sex anyway? Probably like, "I'm a mime! I'm a mime"

sagan9992 karma

If mime's can type/write but can't speak, why don't they just carry around a pad/pen and save everyone the confusion?

pantomimist1 karma

No pockets.

im_always_fapping1 karma

Can you mime fapping till your arms break off?

klick371 karma

Wouldn't this AMA have been cooler if you responded to all the questions with blank comments?

pantomimist1 karma

.

sagan9991 karma

What is your opinion of the movie Shakes the Clown?

pantomimist1 karma

One sided.