IamA Mime AMA!
I am a mime.
I will record answers to all your questions. AMA
Edit 1: Trapped in a box right now, will be back later.
Edit 2: I have had to make this NSFW now.
Edit 3: Need to go now, training for a tug-of-war against a bunch of clowns.
Edit 4: Back for more, clowns crashed their car on the way over, 12 injured, only 3 were unscathed.