IamA former ScareActor from Six Flags, AMA!
I am a school teacher in Wisconsin. While I was doing my student teaching, I thought it would be fun to audition for scaring people! I became a Zombie Cop at Six Flags in Gurnee, IL.
My Proof: http://imgur.com/CgYcL75
Edit 1: http://imgur.com/xcKwA1K - another picture of myself and another character
Edit 2: Off to teach some 5th graders how to do school. Firewall is blocked at work. I'll respond after 4:00 p.m CST today! Keep the questions coming.
Edit 3: Back from work - Sorry for the mixup on assault/battery et cetera. I'm not in law school, I'm only as smart as a fifth grader.