It’s The Ninja From Old Skool YouTube Channel AskANinja, AMA and ILFTKYS!!!

could you really believe that I'm a Ninja Too?

I can, but I'm an optimist.

About a month ago I unsubscribed from your channel and commented on how dead it was. I logged on to youtube today to find this menacing message. I guess my question is, could you reconsider killing me? I promise I'll resubscribe.

Snuck up on you! Of course I'll kill you soon!

if 2 ninjas killed at 23Nkm/m and 3 ninjas killed at 46Nkm/m how many dragon cactuses could 4 ninjas kill?

Infinity - goat.

Glad to have you back, but where has the Ninja been? Ninja vacation?

That's the constant question I always want everyone asking. Where has the ninja been? Where is the ninja? Where did all of this blood come from? Where is that head that I used to have? Ninjas should be very very very very ...okay VERY hard to find. That being said, I have been vaca'ing a bit. You can tell by my tan.

How many people complained of headaches caused from your videos changing camera angles ever 1.2 seconds? I loved your videos, but I had a friend who couldn't watch them for that reason alone.

Part of my mission is to induce as many seizures as possible. The fast cuts scare off the weak and the old.

Has the ninja been busy killing?

Killing isn't really a time filler for me since it comes so naturally. In that sense I'm always busy killing.

Who is your favorite ninja?

Favorite, or Favorite favorite? My First favorite is of course my mom-inja. She was my first master and my first kill. My Second favorite would have to be Thr33. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvtbkz5HY_o

What flavour is Ninja ice cream, death or pain?

The most popular ninja ice cream flavor is Vanilla Smiles. It is a combination of 43 poisons, ground glass and grandmas love. It causes both pain and death, but people keep eating it. Ninjice Cream! You Scream! ..because your bowels are leaking from multiple places on the inside.

Have you ever killed anyone ?

A better question is have I ever not killed anyone? Don't get too close, I kill the ones I love.

How many crew members has been already killed during the shooting?

47.

That's just today.

I don't even know what to ask, honestly. I'm too busy running around like a chicken with it's head cut off......... you dastardly, sneaky ninja you... Good to see that you're coming back, though. You have caused me to laugh to death multiple times, metaphorically speaking.

Chickinjas are the leading cause of cutting chickens heads off. They also seek devastating revenge against many a fox.

How old is the ninja?

About 400 Dad Jokes, or hokey times dorky, divided by a creampie.

What is the best and worst thing about being a Ninja?

BEST: Being a ninja. WORST: Realizing there is nothing better than being a ninja. Every day I have to create a new level of awesomeness to challenge the very idea of awesome. ...also, first dates can be tough.

What is your opinion on anthropomorphic reptiles copying your moves?

I got no bad pizza with the TMNT crew. They're playing through it like true ninja. Most creatures who were chemically transformed into an entirely new species would be suing people and whining to the government about toxic spill regulations. They were like, aight! Let's do this. They got the gui idea all wrong. It's suppose to go the other way. But, they're doing better than most mutated beasts.

What is your preferred brand of toilet paper?

I like a good thick Double-Die TP like Cottenkill, Charmed-In-Ya, or CrotchPunch

It's Star wars day Tomorrow so,

could a ninja take on the power force and a lightsaber?

P.s Are There Ninja Jedi? Or Ninja Sith ? A mans gotta know

Well, the thing about Jedi Knights is that they are really just a mass hallucination that spawned from the universe's first neckbeard, George Lucas. In his waddle-encased mind, the Jedis may be a fair fight against a Ninja, but out here free from the confines of his hairy jowels it's no contest. Ninjas win because Ninjas are real.

Man, I remember watching this like, more than 8 years ago. Is that possible? I love your grandma ninja too.

Question: How can a ninja eat crispy bacon without alerting the enemy?

Ya gotta perfect the Bakill. You actually use the crunch to explode the enemy's heart(s). Now of course we're talking about some seriously crispy bacon.

Did anything ever happen with your contest trying to get a college to change its mascot to a ninja?

No! Dangit. That would have been so cool.

Uh, K-dog. I changed several college mascots to The Ninja. But none of them will ever know it. Because I'm a ninja!

If a ninja wants to kill someone from a bush, should he wear a camo outfit?

Depends on what kind of bush...

Do you regret creating this? I mean, your job was to answer questions and now that you're back you're answering questions on another website so if someone asks you the same question again will you just link them to the video? And on a death-note, I have a close personal friend who practices ninjutsu, should I be worried?

I only have one regret in life. Hooking up with Stabatha Shurikenstein right before we headed out on a 3 month mission. We broke up on day two and the rest of the mission was like being strangled by a giant sloth. Not really deadly or painful, but unbelievably uncomfortable and annoying. Here's a link to a video of a cute little sloth. http://youtu.be/dL-VrVlv3Xo It was NOT like this.

My Question: What firearms do ninjas use to kill with?

I rarely light my arms on fire for a kill, but when I do I uses the slowest, most rubby arm moves I know. You see the thing about fire is, it's super hot. So you really want the Killee to FEEL that flame. It's just like birthday candles the slower you walk with them, the easier it is to kill the birthday boy or girl.

What can you tells us from behind the ninja camera?

I don't know I'm in front of the camera.

Any favourite videogame? Doesn't need to include ninjas.

Crushed Candy. It's like Candy Crush, only more addictive.

Will you host a mixtape for me?

If you want a MAXtape, then you came to the right place. I will host the heck out of that. It will be soo mixed up and maxed out that your ears will bleed just looking at the cover art! I can also host any parties that have mAxed nuts and any mAxed singles tennis tournaments.

Are assassin's just the kindergarten class of ninjas?

Just because someone kills, doesn't mean they should be mentioned in the breath as a ninja. Ass-ass-ins. heh

Ninja how is your grandma?

Gamma is great! She keeps on killing!

Is the next ninja still answering questions?

What's a "next ninja". I want to be one of those! I'm always answering questions. Not always here, but somewhere. Even if it's just to myself about what the very nature of a question is.

What was your occupation right before you happened to be a ninja?

It ain't a job brother. It's a deathstyle. (That similar to a lifestyle, but more, you know, deadly) Been rolling Nin since before I begin!

Are you available for freelance work as Ask A Ninja?

Depends on what you mean? Like to kill some one? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZjwu-YkqTE

But if it's to deisgn your flyer or something? No.

What do you wear on casual Fridays?

Hawaiian-print Gui.

Hiya! Andy1123304!

You should really learn how to reply to people individually.

Thanks Senior Gasser.

Haven't you been asked enough questions? Let it go, it's over.

Miley, get help, if not here, then somewhere.