AskANinja

Part of my mission is to induce as many seizures as possible. The fast cuts scare off the weak and the old.

A better question is have I ever not killed anyone? Don't get too close, I kill the ones I love.

That's the constant question I always want everyone asking. Where has the ninja been? Where is the ninja? Where did all of this blood come from? Where is that head that I used to have? Ninjas should be very very very very ...okay VERY hard to find. That being said, I have been vaca'ing a bit. You can tell by my tan.

Infinity - goat.

The most popular ninja ice cream flavor is Vanilla Smiles. It is a combination of 43 poisons, ground glass and grandmas love. It causes both pain and death, but people keep eating it. Ninjice Cream! You Scream! ..because your bowels are leaking from multiple places on the inside.