I'm Judy Greer, actress and author. Ask me anything!

Have you ever thought of mating with Conan O'Brien and creating a super race of gingers?

I just shit myself

me too!

Who's crazier Charlene/Carol or Kitty Sanchez?

Cherlene. But it's close

If you could be choked by anyone you want, who would you pick and why?

JFK

UP HERE JUDY, UP HERE.

edit: Should probably ask a question too, this being an AMA and all. Of the cast of arrested development who had the cast cracking up the most behind the scenes?

good question. that's tough. jessica walters.

After seeing that commercial, I actually had to google if you and Jane Krakowski were really sisters. Should I feel dumb?

nope. a lot of people have been asking me that.

On average, how many times a week would you say you are flashed? If you had to guess, what would the ratio of men/women be?

mostly men. once a month. why not more? And why not more ladies? watcha afraid of girls?

Do you think Lucille and Mallory would get along together? Or would the universe implode from so much self-righteousness?

100% implosion

Hey JUDY. You being Carol/Cheryl is a huge part of why I love Archer.

Was it coincidence you and Jessica Walter started working on Archer together or intentional? Jeffrey Tambor playing Len Trexler later on definitely had to be intentional.

you are right. coincidence for me and her. intentional for JT

Who's better in bed: Hank, Archer, or Gob

Buster

I heard his _______ looks like a ______ but without its shell.

yep.

Will we ever see Fatty Magoo and the Aluminum Monster come face to face again?

i hope! love that show and that cast

One question:

Is it weird that I found your character, Kitty (Arrested Development), extremely attractive despite her insanity? Does it say something about my simplicity as an inherently mammary-obsessed man?

totally. and that you love crazy bitches. be careful out there.

Wait, who is your supervisor?

not you

Who and what do you love most in this world?

cornball answer, but my husband. he's rad.

Man, that was a cornballer answer.

bluth cornballer

In The Descendants, you play the wife of a man who has been cheating on your character for some time. I liked your character a lot (and also felt SUPER bad for her). How did you get in the mindset for that role?

listening to sad songs on my ipod and thinking about sad shit.

What was your favorite scene to record on Archer?

i love the kidnap one when they kidnap pam and think it's me.

Hi Judy! You're well-known for playing "the best friend" in several romantic comedies. If YOU were the star of a major rom-com, what would you want it to be about?

Edit: Good stuff and funny stuff.

good stuff. and funny stuff too.

good stuff and funny stuff

Hi Judy,

I'm a big fan - thanks for doing this ama!

My question is what scares you the most about Cheryl Tunt's personality and what do you think is her most redeeming quality?

that she will die her friendship (?) with Pam

What is your favorite role? How are tv shows and movies different from animation like archer?

always love the role I'm currintly shooting, right now Lina Bowman on MARRIED, new show for FX. On archer I can go to work with my face cut open and it doesn't matter.

Do you go to work with your face cut open often?

just once. bad idea.

How many tacos can you eat in one sitting?

depends on the taco. usually 5

Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.

radballs. and nice quote btw. 27 dresses, right?

Say goodbye to these Judy, because it is the last time ..... (. ) (. )

the last time!

Thanks for doing this AMA Judy. Archer is hands down one of the funniest shows ever. What's your favorite running joke in Archer?

What's your favorite role you've done?

pam eating cocaine not sure. cherlene is up there

I loved you in arrested development and in your one episode of modern family! I think your hilarious and beautiful, so I've always wondered how it felt to play someone who was supposed to be unattractive on screen (kitty)? Does it mess with your self esteem?

nah. it's very freeing actually.

Any good George Clooney stories?

he doesn't run like that. and doesn't wear make-up ever.

How do you get in character for voicing Cheryl Tunt?

take off my shoes

Thanks for representing Livonia so well!

very welcome

Morning Judy greetings from Australian. I was just wondering if you could say hello to my fried Steve, he watches Archer religiously I know it would make his day.

Hello Steve!

Ms. Greer You're such a versatile and talented actress, but you started off as a ballerina. What made you decide to go from studying ballet to acting?

i sucked at ballet. really.

Judy! What's the best way to go about acquiring acid gummy bears?

head out to the desert. good luck.

Hi Judy. Is a hamburger a sandwich?

great question. god, it's often listed in the sandwich section of most menus, right?

Hey Judy! I think I saw you once at a wine bar in Culver City. It inspired these two questions:

1. What kind of wine do you like?

2. What do you think is the best way, as a fan, to approach and say hello to a celebrity you admire without freaking them out or getting all up in their business?

I like all wine. pretty equally. and you probably did. was it bottle rock? I would say just as you're leaving to say "just wanted to say I am a big fan. you're.......(insert word of your choice here).

Hi Judy, do you feel shy when dubbing naked scenes in Archer?

not yet.

Hi there! Big fan of yours, I think your comedic timing is impeccable. Can you tell me anything about Jurassic World?

EDIT: Does it also seem weird to you that you were Herb's sister on one episode then came back as Walden's ex-wife?

I can't say anything about Jurassic World or I will get killed. Yes it's weird, but it's also awesome.

How bout the new Jason Reitman film?

I have a feeling it's gunna be awesome.

OMG yes it is. good feeling.

Do you prefer the more crazy characters (Kitty, Carol/Cheryl/Charlene) or more serious ones (Ms. Desjardin)?

crazy ones.

How much of yourself do you see in Kitty? :p

too much.

What is George Clooney like to work with?

funny and fun. but he's smart and I am always trying not to say dumb things around him.

Hi, Judy. Jeff, Who Lives at Home is one of the best movies to come out in a long, long time. How did you come to be a part of it?

the duplass brothers asked me! One of my first ever straight offers. and such an amazing one!

How much input do you have into creating and evolving the character of Cheryl?

i don't try to have input because adam reed is a genius and WAY smarter then me..and better then me too. If i'm being honest.

Is Will Arnett a gentle lover?

no.

Hi Judy! I was just wondering if there was ever a moment on Arrested Development where you were caught off guard and almost broke character. There just seems to be so many moments where it would be tough to keep a serious face. Thanks again!

every scene i've ever been in on that show has made me break character. thank god for editing.

Judy. Judy. Judy. JUUUDDDYYYYY.

good one.

Are you still a practicing Catholic? If so, is it hard to be religious in the Hollywood community?

sorry, no. but I imagine it would be.

What's your favorite part of voicing a character on archer? Ps, loved your work in adaptation, great film

that I can do it anywhere. well, the scripts first. second that I can do it anywhere.

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

OUTLAW COUNTRY!

Who would win in a crazy off, you or Kristen Schaal?

Also, how come nobody has heard of Visioneers? Seriously. It's amazing.

me. and thank you.

Loved your work since, Fern Mayo! What's your favorite things to eat from the Mini Bar?

pringles

Hi Judy! You have a lot of underappreciated/cult films in your filmography. Is there anything in particular you've worked on that you wish more people would have seen?

Jeff, Who lives at home and the tv set. they are two of my favs.

You went to DePaul, right? Any chance of you coming back and speaking?

yes and i would do that anytime they would have me. did it once a long time ago.

Do you have any crazy Spring Break stories?

not really. I went to texas once and I went ice skating in a mall.

What's a good name for a pet iguana?

willie nelson

How much of Cheryl/Carol's character did you bring in from the start, and how much developed when you saw how she was going to be animated? Also, has a gypsy woman every actually said anything to you?

A lot about cheryl/carol happened came together in that first season after I started recording. and yes, a gypsy woman has said something to me. but in another gypsy language that I couldn't understand.

You were so funny in The TV Set, a movie more people need to seek out!

Which raises the question... You have actually seen Taxi Driver, right?

Ha! yes. I have. I love that movie. thanks for pointing it out.

I have no idea what to ask you but I want you to know that I really think you're hilarious and appreciate you as an actress and aaaagghhh

That's a hell of a name for a book, too. Okay. Bye.

thank you! and thank you. I like my book title too.

You've had some memorable character names in your career including Cheryl Tunt, Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, Trixie, and Kitty, but is Better Than Toast from The Go-Getter the best character name on your resume?

off the grid reference. I like it. but no. not eally.

Tell us something about yourself that we may find surprising!

i can't drive a stick shift

What was your favourite experience on Arrested Development?

all of it. sorry, but it's true. and mitch hurwitz is a god.

Favourite show that you haven't starred in?

hoarders

Hi Judy, when they're writing new episodes of Archer do the screenwriters go to you and other voice actors for any sort of input?

never

How do you feel about spelunking?

afraid

Are there any aspects of Kitty or Cheryl/Carol that you relate to or identify with?

yep

You've been in a lot of stuff, and your IMDB page lists quite a few upcoming projects. I know I've recognized you before in shows, and it sort of removes me from the story for a moment when I say, "Hey, that's Judy Greer!" Do you find that being so prolific has that effect on an audience, or am I just nuts?

you're probably nuts, but yes. It can. but I am not worried about it.

Hi Judy! Loved your role in Descendants! What was the best thing about working with Matthew Lillard?

his short shorts.

Did you really bang that gerbil and make a french girl?

yeah.

Is there anywhere in the world you haven't been to but you'd really like to? :)

vietnam, paris. london. thailand, japan. turkey. portugal. santa fe. the mall of america

Best way to get your autograph?!?!?

send something to ID-PR for me

Hi Judy, As a voice over artist, how much time do you have to dedicate to a season of Archer? Is it all at once or do you record as the series are written?

And get out more often, I love seeing pictures of you on red carpets!

record en episode every 2 weeks or so

You're obviously a very widespread actress with many different character roles. Was it weird though to play two different characters on the same TV show (Two and a Half Men).

not really. cause of the different guys.

Hello Judy.. I loved you on Adaptation... What is your favorite episode from Archer and why ?

pam kidnap blunder. need to remember the name of it.

Judy, do you share any character flaws or strengths with Cheryl Tunt? You're awesome on Archer, by the way!

probably. and thank you. (not singing btw. I suck at singing.)

No question, I already know all the things I know you from. I just wanted to say that I've liked you in every role of yours I've seen. Keep doing what you do, and I'll keep watching.

thank you!

Any hints you can give us about the final episode of Archer Vice?

nope.

Hi Judy! I've been a fan since I was a little girl (S/O to TomTom, the OG 'tough bitch') I was wondering, what did you find to be toughest aspect of "making it" in the industry, and how did you overcome these obstacles? Finally, thank you for being a wonderful role model! Your successful career gives me hope that I might one day follow in your footsteps.

thank you! hardest part is not letting the rejection get me down.

What is your favourite movie?

it changes, but I love TOOTSIE probably most of all.

In the same vein as the question I asked Amber Nash; What is better: erotic asphyxiation or outlaw country? Neither outlaw asphyxiation nor erotic country is an acceptable answer.

jeez. picky. outlaw country. which includes erotic asphyxiation

You've gotta have a favourite Archer episode. There've been so many good ones, which would you choose?

kidnap pam instead of me one. what's it called?

How was it working with the Duplass bros?

career highlight

Hi, Miss Greer! You've done quite a variety of work from TV to movies to voice work, if you could choose anything as your next career step regardless of consequences what would it be?

Edit: for politeness

catering? just kidding. probably fireman. kidding again. um...i like acting a lot. I will stick with that. Maybe direct something sometime? I did a short doc and it was fun, I felt drunk with power. Sort of. Ok, not really at all. But it was fun.

So did you marry a hamster and have weird kids, or did he used to be a man and was turned into a hamster by some strange curse? Or were you all hamsters who turned into humans except dad? What do you like for brunch?

hm.....waffles.

Judy! May I call you Judy? Ms. Greer?

I love seeing you in shows, I feel like you inject so much of your own character into your roles. So whenever you are working on a project, are you allowed to improvise or is the character that you are playing already defined?

Judy works. and it depends on the project. i do like to improv...

Who do YOU think is hotter - original Pam or Crazy Coke Pam?

crazy coke pam