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It seems like a lot of redditors are under the impression that your sole job is to type for celebrities. What other duties does your job entail?

If The Tick remake happens, will you reprise your role as Fiery Blaze? Please?

From Pan's Labyrinth to Pacific Rim, you've written some of the most epic and imaginative films I've ever seen. Where do you get the inspiration and the motivation to write such scripts?

Where on earth did you come up with the litany of insults in the American Pie movies? You're like the Michaelangelo of swearing...

If you were to rebrand yourself (e.g. Snoop Dogg > Snoop Lion) what would your new name be?