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Im Xander Mozejewski aka The Ridiculously Photogenic Nude Wheelchair Guy... AMA
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BecauseImAnAsshole233 karma
I'll go first .. how do you have sex and poop. Any order will do.
xanturd513 karma
i can easily get a boner, but the challenge is making it last. so i take cialis sometimes. 22 years old and taking cialis, fuckin ballin. cant control my poops which is the worst thing about being paralyzed. every day and a half ish i take a dump. you put a suppository in your butt, wait 15 minutes, then get on the toilet and make it rain. fingering your butt helps the poop come out, obviously i do it with gloves on. on a side note, i miss the feeling of taking a nice shit than the feeling of sex
ShyJalapeno142 karma
Do you have any feeling in your dick? Sorry for being ignorant creep ;)
xanturd294 karma
zero feeling but sex is still totes fun. everyone ive hooked up with says im really really good and luckily my dick is big
ShyJalapeno89 karma
Ok, then, how do you get off without any feeling of the friction? Is it exclusively mental thing now?
Edit. You sort of answered it below, you don't really cum now. Is it different mentally though?
xanturd108 karma
its like 4 inches. on a good day. mentally its still fun. and other body parts still feel pleasure.
ShyJalapeno37 karma
Thank you for answering, that's quite interesting, what about the whole tension-release system, do you feel any tension and need to release when aroused? How do you know that you're aroused without looking down there?
I can't really separate it from the body when thinking about it.
Edit. This whole topic reminded me about quite freaky episode of Aeon Flux where guy was pleasuring his girl by tinkering with nerves in her spinal column... (I'm not suggesting anything)
xanturd41 karma
i have noticed i break out when i hook up with girls. i think i am building and storing too much testosterone and not really releasing it. my skin breaks out and my arms seem bigger
ShyJalapeno20 karma
But no mental urge to unload?
What about phantom pains, do you have these? Phantom dick feelings? (O_o?). Since you still have brain areas responsible for these, just disconnected.
AdrianLou167 karma
I love you and your wheel chair!! Be my friend*?
boyfriend*
**friends with benefits
AdrianLou180 karma
I don't have snap chat- if I wanted to send nude pics I'll just send them...fuck ill download it
heybrahsupbrah117 karma
Film or Digital?
Also, what's up with Michael Cera? http://imgur.com/kjHTsC6
Cyclops_lazy_laser_I99 karma
Do you suggest nude wheel chairing in public??? Ya know. " hypothetically "
dominion4795 karma
Seriously, this is the fastest turn around, I'd like to say, in reddit histroy that we get to talk to THE naked guy posted in a random picture...well, probably.
I'm not gonna lie..I didn't research that.
My question...why you nude next to a highway dude?
AmishRobotics83 karma
It looks like you work out in some way. How do you stay fit while having to wheel around?
xanturd187 karma
go to a gym. its called core. its in northridge and it specializes in helping people with spinal cord injuries who are in wheelchairs. but anyone can go there. i have no feeling or movement from my ribs down, so its all upper body. i can chest press two of you probably
OvidNaso319 karma
i can chest press two of you probably
You're really not familiar with the average redditor.
nikkukun77 karma
Fuck, man. I aspire to one day be half as chill as you are.
Tell me some shit about sharks.
xanturd137 karma
1) Dog... really? Have you not heard his music. 2) Never tired doggie post accident. 3) Occasionally. 4) #2monthz 5) Ducati s4 vs. Large SUV. Heading west on Ventura at Tujunga, one block from my house. I was going 50 ish, he turned left in front of me. I remember none of it. My homie was on his bike 10 feet behind me. No one to blame, it was an accident.
xanturd103 karma
11) I'm a champion, so i turn tragedy to triumph. 12) Nah 13) No way. So lucky to have my arms. 14) Take pictures of pretty girls and tennis shoes. 15) A few. A few.
TodayWeFeastAsKings48 karma
Do you know somebody named Spartan Daggenhurst? Is it true he wrestles sharks in his spare time?
xanturd79 karma
is this spartan? i heard about that 8 foot mako you knocked out the other day
xanturd114 karma
26) i saw them once post accident. they were surprised i was alive. 27) not long at all 28) a lot. i tip a lot. i know what its like to work your ass off for $9 an hour. i know what its like to do nothing for $2000 a day 29) soooooooo long 30) catheter, pee bag. its always a party in my pants
panaz39 karma
So whats the story of the pic? What was going on?
Edit: also your phone and facebook blowing up yet from people?
xanturd101 karma
i wanted to be on the freeway naked in a pair of hi tops, so i did it. my phone and face always be blowin up
xanturd61 karma
46) medical 47) buy a ducati. ride fast and hard. be careful 48) yeah waiting for one to hit ebay at a decent price 49) what do you mean? i dont fuck ugly bitches 50) making books, t shirts, prints, trying to get tumblr notes
LearnWithGern36 karma
Your attitude puts the things in life that irritate me into perspective. Hang in there man. Enjoying your candid responses.
xanturd68 karma
21) ahahaha thats amazing! trash that shit 22) i have had 16 ct scans, 96 x rays, and im in the sun almost every day. im not gonna last too long. when i die burry me next to #2bitchez 23) rarely 24) hospital was 3.5 mil 25) luck
OvidNaso47 karma
25) luck
Like rich parents luck or misspelled your name in billing luck?
xanturd91 karma
like i wish i had rich parents. a program called charity cares and medical
xanturd79 karma
i can talk about taxes and how they're spent on much more important things in every part of the world except the us for hourssss
xanturd127 karma
6) I haven't really cum post injury. 7) Not so much from the wheelchair, more from me just being dope AF. 8) I'm tryna fade. Get on worldstar. "Guy in wheelchair beats up Chief Keef" 9) Obviously. Its annoying. 10) Yes but not while they live at home/in LA
xanturd55 karma
41) skate 4 lyfe 42) internet fame hopefully 43) tumblr worldstar the berrics 44) the one whos down wit jay z 45) 6.9, fuck college
xanturd70 karma
31) the sit ski was dope. hand cycling was dope 32) nothing 33) doing a backflip. have yet to do one yet in the chair. 34) wheelie from my back door, down my driveway, down my hill, to a restaurant 35) i dont set goals. i do what i can one day at a time.
GoldenMKZ16 karma
Dude big ups on the sit ski. I do a lot of regular skiing but when I see some motherfucker on a sit ski I'm always super impressed just cause dat core strength doe
Also, how the fuck did you get your flow that long and fuckin shiny? I'm a chick and my locks take fuckin days to grow.
xanturd82 karma
yeah i was hitting boxes my thrid run down the mountain it was dope. one day we can have a sleep over and ill brush your hair and do your nails and we can talk about boys
Kanex26 karma
Dude we have like, the exact same hair. Can you please become a superhero so I can be your sidekick?
xanturd44 karma
how are all these pictures ending up on the internet?!?!?! all i do is post on insta
xanturd48 karma
36) OH MY GOD! Supermodels. i swear thats the reason all my homies kicked it at the hospital. 37) Buritto. Maybe sushi. 38) Never 39) Life is a joke 40) all the time, i love talking about it
Gingetastico20 karma
You are obviously still in great shape tbh. Have you thought about trying out for the paralympics in any way?
xanturd46 karma
51) i dont get embarrassed anymore 52) ive never shit in a diaper 53) i never ate hospital food. ever. 54) i have no clue i was hella turnt 55) diloted and oxycodone. you have never been turnt up til you done that shit
schibbyzolta7 karma
I can vouch for the diloted and oxycodone. Shits amazing and mellows you out in all the pain.
xanturd29 karma
i had never even smoked weed before the hospital. it was the craziest thing ever for me. i felt like lil wayne
MalcolmButterfiddle17 karma
Have you ever thought about playing Murderball? If I was in a wheelchair, I would be fucking up some murderball. Those guys are badass.
Also, just reading some of your self effacing and comedic answers, I can tell you are not someone who sits and pities himself all of the time. You sound like you said "fuck it, this is my reality and I'm still going to live an awesome life." I wish more people in seemingly lesser predicaments would have such a positive attitude as you. I wish I could be as positive as you sound.
Edited to add a question.
xanturd110 karma
very very very little for nerve pain. i rarely have pain. all my pain be champagne
xanturd58 karma
great question. it would depend on the weapon i was given. if i had a crossbow with three arrows, one horse sized duck. if i had two purple light sabers (like mace windus) 100 duck horses
xanturd38 karma
cheap shit. moroccan oil is good. pantene pro v is good but its bad for your hair. suave professionals is good
MegaDOS10 karma
What's there to do in the valley, I find it relatively boring sometimes :(
xanturd26 karma
they just put up a fence around the baseball field at beeman but before the fence was there, you drive in the parking lot then off the pavement and through the table then you can drive on the field and tokyo drift
Rekusha9 karma
How do you feel about this incident and how do you think it impacted your life?
xanturd23 karma
if you have to pay more than retail for a pair of shoes, you dont need them
JizzMuffin_McSpermat3 karma
Favorite Kanye albums in order of 1-6, Go!
Mine: 1 LR 2 CD 3 MBDTF 4 Yeezus 5 Graduation 6 808's
xanturd7 karma
top three songs go touch the sky homecoming cant tell me nothing all of the lights (i cheated and did 4)
jambot20032 karma
holds up spork
Yeah, it sucks that you're in a wheelchair, but you're trying way too hard. You come off as a real dink.
WarmBlanketOfBliss1 karma
Dude! Psyched to see you have a great attitude! I have two questions:
- What do you do in your down time to relax?
- what type of bike were you riding when you had the accident?
Thanks for doing this AMA! Take care!
all_my_jokes_argon1 karma
Nice, I love dark fantasy but I think 808's is still my favorite.
chunkymice291 karma
I've been on the receiving end of a snapchat of your dick before, I'm just here to confirm that it is actually quite large. You're welcome :)
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