Comments: 1067 • Responses: 97 • Date: 2013-08-10 02:28:56 UTCsource
chunkymice291 karma2013-08-10 04:23:24 UTC
I've been on the receiving end of a snapchat of your dick before, I'm just here to confirm that it is actually quite large. You're welcome :)
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xanturd225 karma2013-08-10 04:26:14 UTC
wait no way i dont believe you
chunkymice183 karma2013-08-10 04:33:26 UTC
you drew it into a little person....
xanturd234 karma2013-08-10 04:36:08 UTC
that sounds like something i would do! who is this
BecauseImAnAsshole233 karma2013-08-10 02:33:11 UTC
I'll go first .. how do you have sex and poop. Any order will do.
xanturd513 karma2013-08-10 02:54:44 UTC
i can easily get a boner, but the challenge is making it last. so i take cialis sometimes. 22 years old and taking cialis, fuckin ballin. cant control my poops which is the worst thing about being paralyzed. every day and a half ish i take a dump. you put a suppository in your butt, wait 15 minutes, then get on the toilet and make it rain. fingering your butt helps the poop come out, obviously i do it with gloves on. on a side note, i miss the feeling of taking a nice shit than the feeling of sex
ShyJalapeno142 karma2013-08-10 02:57:59 UTC
Do you have any feeling in your dick? Sorry for being ignorant creep ;)
xanturd294 karma2013-08-10 03:18:26 UTC
zero feeling but sex is still totes fun. everyone ive hooked up with says im really really good and luckily my dick is big
ShyJalapeno89 karma2013-08-10 03:38:46 UTC
Ok, then, how do you get off without any feeling of the friction? Is it exclusively mental thing now?
Edit. You sort of answered it below, you don't really cum now. Is it different mentally though?
xanturd108 karma2013-08-10 04:22:12 UTC
its like 4 inches. on a good day. mentally its still fun. and other body parts still feel pleasure.
YouLikeBarney68 karma2013-08-10 04:55:10 UTC
Sorry to tell you bro but I think they're lying
xanturd129 karma2013-08-10 05:01:46 UTC
i agree :(
ShyJalapeno37 karma2013-08-10 05:11:53 UTC
Thank you for answering, that's quite interesting, what about the whole tension-release system, do you feel any tension and need to release when aroused? How do you know that you're aroused without looking down there?
I can't really separate it from the body when thinking about it.
Edit. This whole topic reminded me about quite freaky episode of Aeon Flux where guy was pleasuring his girl by tinkering with nerves in her spinal column...
(I'm not suggesting anything)
xanturd41 karma2013-08-10 05:58:00 UTC
i have noticed i break out when i hook up with girls. i think i am building and storing too much testosterone and not really releasing it. my skin breaks out and my arms seem bigger
ShyJalapeno20 karma2013-08-10 06:15:33 UTC
But no mental urge to unload?
What about phantom pains, do you have these? Phantom dick feelings? (O_o?). Since you still have brain areas responsible for these, just disconnected.
xanturd24 karma2013-08-10 06:20:46 UTC
mentally yes of course but no phantoms
ayjayred29 karma2013-08-10 06:13:03 UTC
4 inches when erected?
xanturd50 karma2013-08-10 06:15:28 UTC
usually like 3 when erect. sometimes 4 if i cheat
ayjayred32 karma2013-08-10 06:18:57 UTC
pics or it never happened.
xanturd116 karma2013-08-10 06:22:07 UTC
AdrianLou167 karma2013-08-10 03:41:25 UTC
I love you and your wheel chair!! Be my friend*?
**friends with benefits
xanturd248 karma2013-08-10 04:04:39 UTC
how hot are you? can you backflip? snapchat me xanderofsc
AdrianLou180 karma2013-08-10 04:06:52 UTC
I don't have snap chat- if I wanted to send nude pics I'll just send them...fuck ill download it
xanturd441 karma2013-08-10 04:17:07 UTC
yeah you better download that shit
elizabethptp34 karma2013-08-10 06:39:52 UTC
Wait... can anyone snapchat you nudes?
xanturd153 karma2013-08-10 06:45:20 UTC
isnt that the point of snapchat
heybrahsupbrah117 karma2013-08-10 05:44:19 UTC
Film or Digital?
Also, what's up with Michael Cera? http://imgur.com/kjHTsC6
xanturd112 karma2013-08-10 06:08:28 UTC
both. how did you find that picture haha. he da homie
CuntFlappe40 karma2013-08-10 06:50:29 UTC
You know Michael Fucking Cera?
xanturd224 karma2013-08-10 06:51:48 UTC
the homie. he did cocaine off my dick
ImTheBestMayne111 karma2013-08-10 02:43:32 UTC
Your flow is immaculate.
xanturd214 karma2013-08-10 02:57:51 UTC
im da best mayne, i DID it
A_Cunt_That_Doodles102 karma2013-08-10 05:02:08 UTC
xanturd114 karma2013-08-10 05:06:59 UTC
A M A Z I N G
Cyclops_lazy_laser_I99 karma2013-08-10 03:22:05 UTC
Do you suggest nude wheel chairing in public??? Ya know. " hypothetically "
xanturd236 karma2013-08-10 03:34:18 UTC
never wear clothes. ever
dominion4795 karma2013-08-10 05:03:25 UTC
Seriously, this is the fastest turn around, I'd like to say, in reddit histroy that we get to talk to THE naked guy posted in a random picture...well, probably.
I'm not gonna lie..I didn't research that.
My question...why you nude next to a highway dude?
xanturd188 karma2013-08-10 05:04:27 UTC
i just wanted to be
potatopickles91 karma2013-08-10 04:25:36 UTC
Are you naked right now?
xanturd159 karma2013-08-10 04:28:01 UTC
Tinkletits57 karma2013-08-10 04:34:25 UTC
xanturd113 karma2013-08-10 04:35:29 UTC
ohpoopsicles58 karma2013-08-10 05:59:01 UTC
xanturd123 karma2013-08-10 06:01:27 UTC
peristeriaetos46 karma2013-08-10 05:07:24 UTC
What about your butt
xanturd124 karma2013-08-10 05:44:11 UTC
my booty is super white
AmishRobotics83 karma2013-08-10 03:07:54 UTC
It looks like you work out in some way. How do you stay fit while having to wheel around?
xanturd187 karma2013-08-10 03:21:32 UTC
go to a gym. its called core. its in northridge and it specializes in helping people with spinal cord injuries who are in wheelchairs. but anyone can go there. i have no feeling or movement from my ribs down, so its all upper body. i can chest press two of you probably
OvidNaso319 karma2013-08-10 04:15:14 UTC
i can chest press two of you probably
i can chest press two of you probably
You're really not familiar with the average redditor.
xanturd1274 karma2013-08-10 04:20:49 UTC
youre not familiar with my arms
nikkukun77 karma2013-08-10 04:50:57 UTC
Fuck, man. I aspire to one day be half as chill as you are.
Tell me some shit about sharks.
xanturd120 karma2013-08-10 04:53:19 UTC
follow my instagram. i posted shark facts every day this week
IhaveSomeQuestions5675 karma2013-08-10 03:26:26 UTC
xanturd137 karma2013-08-10 03:41:52 UTC
1) Dog... really? Have you not heard his music.
2) Never tired doggie post accident.
5) Ducati s4 vs. Large SUV. Heading west on Ventura at Tujunga, one block from my house. I was going 50 ish, he turned left in front of me. I remember none of it. My homie was on his bike 10 feet behind me. No one to blame, it was an accident.
oddfuture44558 karma2013-08-10 04:34:57 UTC
How do you like Yeezus?
xanturd154 karma2013-08-10 04:46:51 UTC
suck the skin off my dick.
IhaveSomeQuestions5655 karma2013-08-10 03:54:43 UTC
xanturd57 karma2013-08-10 04:13:24 UTC
56) the kanye shirt was golden
lostinstjohns53 karma2013-08-10 05:44:50 UTC
xanturd145 karma2013-08-10 05:52:31 UTC
taco bell? ill get you a crunchwrap supreme
lostinstjohns71 karma2013-08-10 06:00:13 UTC
xanturd96 karma2013-08-10 06:01:09 UTC
HAHAHA aight i will. were doing drive thru though
lostinstjohns71 karma2013-08-10 06:07:24 UTC
xanturd128 karma2013-08-10 06:14:13 UTC
lets get married
Bandor_the_destroyer50 karma2013-08-10 06:10:06 UTC
If I snap you a dick pic will I receive one in return
xanturd77 karma2013-08-10 06:11:54 UTC
IhaveSomeQuestions5649 karma2013-08-10 03:30:25 UTC
xanturd103 karma2013-08-10 03:46:31 UTC
11) I'm a champion, so i turn tragedy to triumph.
13) No way. So lucky to have my arms.
14) Take pictures of pretty girls and tennis shoes.
15) A few. A few.
TodayWeFeastAsKings48 karma2013-08-10 05:32:00 UTC
Do you know somebody named Spartan Daggenhurst? Is it true he wrestles sharks in his spare time?
xanturd79 karma2013-08-10 05:41:02 UTC
is this spartan? i heard about that 8 foot mako you knocked out the other day
IFeelLikeAndy67 karma2013-08-10 06:24:26 UTC
Dude, do you know everyone in this thread?
xanturd90 karma2013-08-10 06:25:24 UTC
im kinda famous
IFeelLikeAndy31 karma2013-08-10 06:26:43 UTC
I want to be famous like you one day. Any tips?
xanturd72 karma2013-08-10 06:30:24 UTC
i was in batman and on glee
zeecok39 karma2013-08-10 05:51:00 UTC
You're hot. Im a dude. Im straight. Im not gunna say No-Homo.
xanturd132 karma2013-08-10 05:53:59 UTC
i look like a girl its chill
IhaveSomeQuestions5639 karma2013-08-10 03:37:00 UTC
xanturd114 karma2013-08-10 04:00:47 UTC
26) i saw them once post accident. they were surprised i was alive.
27) not long at all
28) a lot. i tip a lot. i know what its like to work your ass off for $9 an hour. i know what its like to do nothing for $2000 a day
29) soooooooo long
30) catheter, pee bag. its always a party in my pants
panaz39 karma2013-08-10 02:32:41 UTC
So whats the story of the pic? What was going on?
Edit: also your phone and facebook blowing up yet from people?
xanturd101 karma2013-08-10 02:56:08 UTC
i wanted to be on the freeway naked in a pair of hi tops, so i did it.
my phone and face always be blowin up
mangomorphases36 karma2013-08-10 03:06:22 UTC
Did the police bother you?
xanturd225 karma2013-08-10 03:19:18 UTC
nah we did it wit da quickness
IhaveSomeQuestions5636 karma2013-08-10 03:50:13 UTC
xanturd61 karma2013-08-10 04:11:18 UTC
47) buy a ducati. ride fast and hard. be careful
48) yeah waiting for one to hit ebay at a decent price
49) what do you mean? i dont fuck ugly bitches
50) making books, t shirts, prints, trying to get tumblr notes
LearnWithGern36 karma2013-08-10 05:26:08 UTC
Your attitude puts the things in life that irritate me into perspective. Hang in there man. Enjoying your candid responses.
xanturd185 karma2013-08-10 05:28:46 UTC
my advice: cherrish every poop
IhaveSomeQuestions5635 karma2013-08-10 03:35:16 UTC
xanturd68 karma2013-08-10 03:58:08 UTC
21) ahahaha thats amazing! trash that shit
22) i have had 16 ct scans, 96 x rays, and im in the sun almost every day. im not gonna last too long. when i die burry me next to #2bitchez
24) hospital was 3.5 mil
OvidNaso47 karma2013-08-10 04:20:38 UTC
Like rich parents luck or misspelled your name in billing luck?
xanturd91 karma2013-08-10 04:23:58 UTC
like i wish i had rich parents. a program called charity cares and medical
Lindsaythe45 karma2013-08-10 06:01:42 UTC
So glad I'm Canadian...
xanturd79 karma2013-08-10 06:02:57 UTC
i can talk about taxes and how they're spent on much more important things in every part of the world except the us for hourssss
IhaveSomeQuestions5633 karma2013-08-10 03:28:42 UTC
xanturd127 karma2013-08-10 03:45:00 UTC
6) I haven't really cum post injury.
7) Not so much from the wheelchair, more from me just being dope AF.
8) I'm tryna fade. Get on worldstar. "Guy in wheelchair beats up Chief Keef"
9) Obviously. Its annoying.
10) Yes but not while they live at home/in LA
tsbell7332 karma2013-08-10 05:25:14 UTC
xanturd51 karma2013-08-10 05:28:24 UTC
not on my face im soooooo broken out
GeluNumber131 karma2013-08-10 04:24:24 UTC
How good are you at twister?
xanturd83 karma2013-08-10 04:25:06 UTC
i am soooo flexible i can almost suck my own dick
IhaveSomeQuestions5627 karma2013-08-10 03:44:23 UTC
xanturd55 karma2013-08-10 04:08:22 UTC
41) skate 4 lyfe
42) internet fame hopefully
43) tumblr worldstar the berrics
44) the one whos down wit jay z
45) 6.9, fuck college
IhaveSomeQuestions5626 karma2013-08-10 03:39:07 UTC
xanturd70 karma2013-08-10 04:04:10 UTC
31) the sit ski was dope. hand cycling was dope
33) doing a backflip. have yet to do one yet in the chair.
34) wheelie from my back door, down my driveway, down my hill, to a restaurant
35) i dont set goals. i do what i can one day at a time.
GoldenMKZ16 karma2013-08-10 05:49:14 UTC
Dude big ups on the sit ski. I do a lot of regular skiing but when I see some motherfucker on a sit ski I'm always super impressed just cause dat core strength doe
Also, how the fuck did you get your flow that long and fuckin shiny? I'm a chick and my locks take fuckin days to grow.
xanturd82 karma2013-08-10 05:55:14 UTC
yeah i was hitting boxes my thrid run down the mountain it was dope. one day we can have a sleep over and ill brush your hair and do your nails and we can talk about boys
Kanex26 karma2013-08-10 05:16:34 UTC
Dude we have like, the exact same hair. Can you please become a superhero so I can be your sidekick?
xanturd42 karma2013-08-10 05:23:56 UTC
im wit it
railfan84424 karma2013-08-10 05:45:00 UTC
xanturd44 karma2013-08-10 05:51:08 UTC
how are all these pictures ending up on the internet?!?!?! all i do is post on insta
IhaveSomeQuestions5623 karma2013-08-10 03:42:23 UTC
xanturd48 karma2013-08-10 04:06:35 UTC
36) OH MY GOD! Supermodels. i swear thats the reason all my homies kicked it at the hospital.
37) Buritto. Maybe sushi.
39) Life is a joke
40) all the time, i love talking about it
Gingetastico20 karma2013-08-10 05:44:26 UTC
You are obviously still in great shape tbh. Have you thought about trying out for the paralympics in any way?
xanturd39 karma2013-08-10 05:53:05 UTC
im not THAT beast
onnoj81719 karma2013-08-10 03:49:35 UTC
what kind of bike did you have, and how did the accident happen?
xanturd26 karma2013-08-10 04:08:48 UTC
IhaveSomeQuestions5618 karma2013-08-10 03:53:22 UTC
xanturd46 karma2013-08-10 04:15:36 UTC
51) i dont get embarrassed anymore
52) ive never shit in a diaper
53) i never ate hospital food. ever.
54) i have no clue i was hella turnt
55) diloted and oxycodone. you have never been turnt up til you done that shit
schibbyzolta7 karma2013-08-10 05:55:58 UTC
I can vouch for the diloted and oxycodone. Shits amazing and mellows you out in all the pain.
xanturd29 karma2013-08-10 06:04:23 UTC
i had never even smoked weed before the hospital. it was the craziest thing ever for me. i felt like lil wayne
MalcolmButterfiddle17 karma2013-08-10 05:12:12 UTC
Have you ever thought about playing Murderball? If I was in a wheelchair, I would be fucking up some murderball. Those guys are badass.
Also, just reading some of your self effacing and comedic answers, I can tell you are not someone who sits and pities himself all of the time. You sound like you said "fuck it, this is my reality and I'm still going to live an awesome life." I wish more people in seemingly lesser predicaments would have such a positive attitude as you. I wish I could be as positive as you sound.
Edited to add a question.
xanturd20 karma2013-08-10 05:17:25 UTC
ive heard about how gnarly it is those guys are beast.
fap-master-flex15 karma2013-08-10 04:40:57 UTC
Do you take any sort of pain meds?
xanturd110 karma2013-08-10 04:43:58 UTC
very very very little for nerve pain. i rarely have pain. all my pain be champagne
Awod32015 karma2013-08-10 05:58:34 UTC
Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
xanturd58 karma2013-08-10 06:00:21 UTC
great question. it would depend on the weapon i was given. if i had a crossbow with three arrows, one horse sized duck. if i had two purple light sabers (like mace windus) 100 duck horses
Warodne14 karma2013-08-10 04:45:05 UTC
What hair products do you use?
xanturd38 karma2013-08-10 04:48:43 UTC
cheap shit. moroccan oil is good. pantene pro v is good but its bad for your hair. suave professionals is good
JesusExists77713 karma2013-08-10 04:54:36 UTC
Why were you naked? And what does 818 mean?
xanturd36 karma2013-08-10 04:56:24 UTC
i rep da valley
DangerRangerous12 karma2013-08-10 05:16:47 UTC
How do you pronounce your last name?
xanturd37 karma2013-08-10 05:23:30 UTC
Mo zgheee pooooooop ski
CanadianCrusade11 karma2013-08-10 05:43:34 UTC
How did your parents handle the accident?
xanturd25 karma2013-08-10 06:09:19 UTC
it was/is tough but they're chill
turtles_and_frogs10 karma2013-08-10 05:30:40 UTC
You look crazy fit, dude. What's your workout like? =)
xanturd42 karma2013-08-10 05:42:30 UTC
a buritto a day keeps the doctor away
MegaDOS10 karma2013-08-10 04:38:31 UTC
What's there to do in the valley, I find it relatively boring sometimes :(
xanturd26 karma2013-08-10 04:42:35 UTC
they just put up a fence around the baseball field at beeman but before the fence was there, you drive in the parking lot then off the pavement and through the table then you can drive on the field and tokyo drift
BenPup10 karma2013-08-10 04:00:23 UTC
Thoughts on Yeezus?
xanturd18 karma2013-08-10 04:11:52 UTC
BenPup2 karma2013-08-10 04:12:45 UTC
right! i really like the death grips influence on it.
xanturd7 karma2013-08-10 04:16:32 UTC
i like how jay and ye did songs about abortions. it was cute.
Rekusha9 karma2013-08-10 04:52:04 UTC
How do you feel about this incident and how do you think it impacted your life?
xanturd74 karma2013-08-10 04:54:15 UTC
the biggest change in my life didnt change me at all
doberwoman8 karma2013-08-10 05:38:47 UTC
Which is your favorite pokemon ?
xanturd32 karma2013-08-10 06:10:12 UTC
scyther, shiny charizard
IamKingP7 karma2013-08-10 06:09:00 UTC
Where'd you go to high school? I live in the valley too so im jw
xanturd9 karma2013-08-10 06:12:15 UTC
ZOO MAG NET!!
pizzafaceman6 karma2013-08-10 05:33:36 UTC
you get em for retail or the reseller prices?
xanturd23 karma2013-08-10 05:38:34 UTC
if you have to pay more than retail for a pair of shoes, you dont need them
JizzMuffin_McSpermat3 karma2013-08-10 05:33:09 UTC
Favorite Kanye albums in order of 1-6, Go!
xanturd7 karma2013-08-10 05:40:18 UTC
top three songs go
touch the sky homecoming cant tell me nothing all of the lights (i cheated and did 4)
jambot20032 karma2013-08-10 05:31:29 UTC
holds up spork
Yeah, it sucks that you're in a wheelchair, but you're trying way too hard. You come off as a real dink.
xanturd1 karma2013-08-10 05:41:49 UTC
im not trying, im just like this. sorry if you dont like it.
GetFreeCash1 karma2013-08-10 05:31:02 UTC
What do you think of James Bond?
xanturd1 karma2013-08-10 05:42:10 UTC
he gets with some beautiful women
[deleted]1 karma2013-08-10 04:49:19 UTC
xanturd0 karma2013-08-10 04:50:49 UTC
wholebrazilnuts1 karma2013-08-10 05:56:06 UTC
I like your instagram :)
xanturd1 karma2013-08-10 06:03:41 UTC
i like that you like my insta
ProbablyDoesntLikeU1 karma2013-08-10 06:02:03 UTC
How did you find out your pic was on reddit?
xanturd1 karma2013-08-10 06:07:37 UTC
i guess reddit is huge. a bunch of friends told me i was on it.
WarmBlanketOfBliss1 karma2013-08-10 05:54:59 UTC
Dude! Psyched to see you have a great attitude! I have two questions:
Thanks for doing this AMA! Take care!
xanturd1 karma2013-08-10 06:04:49 UTC
ducati monster s4
kdog2551 karma2013-08-10 05:36:36 UTC
Has anyone bought the thousand dollar shirt?
xanturd1 karma2013-08-10 05:37:50 UTC
you have to admit that its a dope shirt
[deleted]-1 karma2013-08-10 04:45:05 UTC
xanturd1 karma2013-08-10 04:47:52 UTC
watch the throne and dark fantasy are pretty amazing
all_my_jokes_argon1 karma2013-08-10 04:51:39 UTC
Nice, I love dark fantasy but I think 808's is still my favorite.
xanturd3 karma2013-08-10 04:56:58 UTC
808s is my least fave :(
[deleted]-1 karma2013-08-10 04:36:26 UTC
xanturd11 karma2013-08-10 04:39:42 UTC
i am not answering this question ever again in my life
you_should_try3 karma2013-08-10 05:26:16 UTC
what was the question?!?!?
xanturd1 karma2013-08-10 05:43:50 UTC
"do you like yeezus?"
fijikin-2 karma2013-08-10 04:33:40 UTC
Do you ever lie on the internet to make yourself sound cool?
xanturd10 karma2013-08-10 04:35:13 UTC
no i don't need to
GalaxyDear-9 karma2013-08-10 03:57:36 UTC
You do realize you are white, right?
xanturd37 karma2013-08-10 04:12:22 UTC
want me to snapchat you a picture of my dick?
fijikin-23 karma2013-08-10 04:24:01 UTC
Why are you so boring and uneducated?
xanturd28 karma2013-08-10 04:25:55 UTC
i didnt go to college. if im so boring why are you reading this shit.
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