onnoj817

Have you ever been talking to one of your buddies and came to the conclusion that he had accidentally fapped to you fucking a girl? Like "I was totally about to blow a load, but the camera zoomed in on the dudes face, and it was fucking you! But I was right there so I couldn't stop, so I busted a nut while looking at your face. Want to go to taco bell?"

is the accidental child the one typing for you? talk about awkward...

where's the weirdest place you've had to poop?

freeweights

can inmates not have freeweights? i mean, it makes sense, but you know...movies/shows/internet suggest otherwise.

what kind of bike did you have, and how did the accident happen?