We are Identical Triplets, We did commercials as kids and now we are writing a TV Series. AMA

Not a question but, OPs are very attractive! Good luck to all of you in fulfilling your endeavors!

How you doin?

Well since there are three of you, I am TRImendous

am I the only one sensing a foursome coming about?

That's reserved only for Kate Upton.

Why does Alex's name always go first? Why can't it be Sean, Mitchell and Alex for once?

I was pulled out of my mom first. -Alex

Who has the longest dick?

They are all equally small

But are they identical?

I don't look at my brothers' dick you sick bastard.

I always thought guys knew that kind of shit...

No that's weird

Lol you guys are hilarious. Are your personalities in real life pretty similar?

Yeah we like to fuck around and play pranks on each other.

I am a twin as well. What is the best thing about being a triplet to you?

More organs to take if I get hurt. -Mitchell

You must be the pragmatic one of the lot.

You'd be correct in saying that. -Mitchell

How do you know your parents didn't accidentally mix you up? What if your mom put Sean in Alex's Crib, so that Sean is actually the first born?

Sean has a little bald spot on his head from a hernia as an infant, so we are pretty confident he is who we think he is. However, Alex and Mitchell could be living out each others' lives. I guess we will never know for sure.

I imagined your parents as street hustlers using you lot for a trick similar to the cup and ball trick and suddenly realising they didn't think things through...

On that note is Sean the evil twi... er, triplet?

If only we had gangster parents running the streets. I think this AMA would be more exciting if we had some street cred. This has never crossed my mind. Does he look evil from the picture?

Since Alex is the only one smiling I can only conclude he's trying TOO hard to appear non-evil therefore he is really Sean and Alex is actually the one in the middle... but the one with the bald spot is evil... so... Alex is the evil one... but since Alex and Mitchell are living each others lives Mitchell is the evil one.

Uhh, hmm... you're all evil!

Edit: Accidently an L.

We are going to have to seriously re-evaluate everything we thought we knew about each other.

I totally went to middle school with you all! I don't think we ever really knew each other, but I got really excited seeing this. hahaha

F or M?

Are we talking initials of the middle schools?

Female or male...

You all are quite attractive! Since you're identical, have girls every tried to get with one of you, failed, and tried one of the other two?

It actually happens a lot. One girl started messaging Mitch on Facebook and he shot her down. She later messaged Sean and he approved. They met up and coitus ensued.

No hard feelings about being the "second or third choice"?

Well when you put it that way...

I'm a triplet too!

That's threemendous!

My brother, sister, and me look absolutely nothing a like though. People don't even think we are related. Is there a lot of competition between you guys?

It's a non-stop dick measuring contest.

I thought you dont look at each others dicks

Aww you caught us.

My little sisters are 19 year old triplet girls. You guys should bang hang

You're a great brother and wingman. PM us whenever.

Have you ever traded places and preformed shenanigans?

Mitch pretended Sean was gay one time but otherwise no

I mean more of like switching places with each other

Sadly no.

Did you guys decide you each needed a different hair/facial hair look, or does it just suit each of your personalities?

Hair matches personality. Mitch has facial hair because he is a dirty bum.

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Yes and he is looking for a home with a female.

I'm a female with a home! Sort of...
Would he be okay with sharing a twin bunk with me in my dorm? It's apartment style! :D

I am intrigued with this offer. It depends where your dorm is located. You can PM me and we can figure out these details. Hopefully you don't mind the tickle of a half-filled in goatee. -Mitchell

How do you feel about Louisville, Kentucky?
We got lots of friend chicken and Papa John's pizza!!

:D

edit: gah-meant fried chicken!! haha. but friend chicken is just as good, I assure you.

That's a long way from California, but finding true love with a southern belle could be worth throwing it all away for. How many kids would you like to have? Also, that friend chicken sounds really welcoming. -Mitchell

Well I am originally from from California if that helps as well If you're from NorCal we could get along even better :]

And I'd like to wait a few years, but how does 7 or 8 kids sound?...

I am from SoCal, but fret not I'm sure we will still hit it off. And that sounds fantastic if all I gotta do is pop my seed in ya. -Mitchell

Ever date the same girls?

Nope but we have hooked up with some of the same girls lol - Sean

• Who gets left out when you guys meet hot twins?
• What did the Wrigley execs say when they turned down your triplemint idea?

It's survival of the fittest; all rules go out the window. (But typically Sean). The control groups said the taste was too overwhelming, so Wrigley had to decline. -Mitchell

Do you guys have any weird connection as to know what you guys are thinking about with each other?

Do you guys have a lot of the same interests?

No not really We have a lot of the same interests such as sports, women and masturbation

and World of Warcraft, you all play World of Warcraft

We have all stopped fortunately.

Do you masturbate in group? I once had a friend who had a twin and he told me they were doing that. I never knew if he was serious or not though.

You mean triangle jerking? No we dont

There are no group circle jerks.

Right, so one can take my pussy, one can take my asshole, one can take my mouth. Are you guys game?

Are you Kate Upton?

From your FB page, your TV character's descriptions pasted below. Question is, do these characters you've dreamed up at all match the personalities of the corresponding brother that will be playing them?

Alex: The genuine good guy. He is naive and overbearing of his brothers and their image. He tries to help everyone he can and is truly straight edged. He is in love with his sweetheart, Megan, but doesn't appreciate the sexual frustration she causes. Between his brothers and his girlfriend, Alex clings to his sanity by being outstandingly nice.

Jack: A sarcastic asshole who does not care what anyone else thinks and possesses little to no filter. He is shameless when it comes to women and will push the boundaries in any conversation or social outing.

Sean: A mildly, depressed follower who has always taken a backseat to his brothers and never seems to have anything go his way. He attempts to grasp attention by trying too hard to impress others, whether it be with forced, awkward jokes or keeping with current trends, regardless of how foolish he looks.

Yes, they are a little bit exaggerated though and Alex could never get a girlfriend.

I too have a twin. Who's the stronger one that beats up the weaker ones?

"Alex" -Alex "Sean" -Sean "Mitchell" -Mitchell

fuck the show, just make a cage fight out of you three and make it pay per view.

We're calling Dana White right now

Hmm, if we get more support behind this idea we could make this work.

Why do you not look like identical triplets?

It's gotta be the hair Cotton!

Great fucking movie.

Agreed

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Thanks homes. -Mitchell

Why is one of the characters randomly called Jack?

Mitchell wanted to changed to Jack because we had too many M names. And Jack rhymes with more words.

So which one of you has the minority report?

I think Sean could pass as Agatha, he looks like an Agatha. But Alex is too nice, he's gotta be hiding something. -Mitchell

That's awesome.

Sean told me that's what you would say....

Isn't this, technically an AUA?

Sean had mentioned that but we wanted to stay true to the subreddit

Would you guys like to come over?

Be moist and ready by 8. PM me your address

Please tell me you went to Sweet Valley High School. I'm pretty sure Elizabeth and Jessica would have dated the crap out of two of you, and made for an interesting book.

Not Sweet Valley, although the initials of the high school we went to were SVHS. Sounds like Elizabeth and Jessica missed out.

Alex doesn't look like the other two. Is he a fraternal while the other two (Mitchell and Sean) are identical?

Nah it's because my hair is long right now and my face looks weird because I actually smiled. -Alex

Tits or ass?

Alex=Tits Sean=Ass Mitchell=Tits

Have you all ever switched lives for a day?

Our lives are relatively similar, except that I am currently away at school. Plus if I switched lives with Sean I know nothing exciting would happen. -Mitchell

Do you remember when you were 8 and one of you kept bragging to me at Easter how your house was bigger than mine? - love, your cousin

I don't remember but based on your comment history, this has got to be my favorite giraffe-like cousin.

considering how tall you are, everyone must look like a giraffe

Mom, you're embarrassing me on the internet.

My god, if you guys played in the same sports team like lacrosse... it would be incredible. All 3 attackmen having such good chemistry and have played with each other for so many years.

Sorry, off topic. But do you guys play the same sport? You all look built.

We all used to play football but Mitch was RB and Sean was LB. Alex tore his ACL. We have really good chemistry in basketball, but we are built for wrestling, gymnastics and jockeying.

Are you guys thinking about getting the same job/working together? What are your future life plans?

We all work at a golf course together and go to school. Ideally, we would be staring and writing our own show.

I have a fraternal twin and I know how annoying that is, people don't really think their questions through before asking. Can you read his mind? So how old is he then? When's his birthday? Are you guys identical? I always answer that one with he has a penis. Props to you fellas.

I'm a triplet with an identical twin brother and a fraternal twin sister.... and I couldn't agree more. EVERY time someone finds out it's the same questions: Can you reach each others' minds? Are you ever in each others' dreams? If one of you is in pain, do the others feel it? Do you ever switch on dates or in classes? Or my old favorite "Which one is the evil one?" HYUCK HYUCK, HILARIOUS!

It's one thing we'd like to address during the show, so that hopefully multiples will never have to suffer under the tyranny of stupid questions again.

After a while we got sick of it and we would start messing with people; it could get very creative at times.

Do a quick round of rock/paper/scissors, who pulls out what?

Just played ten rounds and we all tied every time.

3 people, 10 rounds, tied for all? I call BS. Continue until the tie is broken!

Round 367 all still tied...

Suspicious. Very suspicious.

They all played "Rock" each time.

We have played through the night. After 4829 rounds, we are still at a tie. Sean has passed out of exhaustion if that helps decide a winner.

which of you are single? haha..no, but really....

All of us are single ;)

mmm pretty sure I have a newfound addition to my bucket list.

PM and let's see if we can cross it off ;)

Hey, I'm writing a TV show, too!

Only ,I don't have brothers, let alone identical brothers...

Good luck! What's it about?

Yeah, its about rednecks.

An good luck to you guys as well!

I assume it's a comedy, or is it the first redneck Drama?

Have you had a chance to check out the Sklar brothers? I think they're hysterical. Best of luck with the show!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdES5FcZuSI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJsGYHSNOZM

We lost the minimal amount of respect for them we had when we saw them on the commercial for "Partners".

Are you aware that there was a short-lived show called "Brothers" on Fox in 2009?

We were unaware of that. Perhaps a title change to Virzi Brothers or Fourplay.

You look all different to me (on the proof photo)

Hair and Alex and Mitchell are wearing shoes so Sean looks short.

There were a "Virzi Brothers" who produced a gizmo called "the virzi tone producer", famously sold in Gibson mandolins/guitars etc around 1922-1925. Any relation? :)

http://www.siminoff.net/pages/virzi.htm

We have seen that before, but I don't think we are related. My Virzi Family grew olives, I guess that's kind of close to mandolins...

Do you all go to the same college? (Reason why I'm asking this.. I knew identical twins who went to the same college UCDavis and they received a scholarship for it).

Alex and Sean go to the same college and Mitch is like two hours away. That's a load of shit we are going to demand a full ride.

Are you natural triplets? What I mean is that I know the usage of IVF and fertility drugs can increase the likelihood of multiple births. According to the Wikipedia article about multiple human births, triplets occur: 1/892 = 1/7921 (about 0.013%) of singleton births. The percentage is significantly higher with the introduction of fertility drugs. Although judging from your ages IVF wasn't as popular when you were young so did your parents have you naturally or are you three the product of science?

Source

We are natural. Not exactly sure what the odds are of it, but we are certain that we are not petri dish triplets.

what commercials have you all been in?

We have done sparkletts water, neosporin, walmart, colgate, lowes, home depot, and dove soap just to name a few as well as the season finale of E.R called "Lockdown"

Do you share all your accounts on website like this? Or you just made a reddit account for this AMA?

We made this account for the AMA and for smaller subreddits that interest us like r/screenwriting.

For the most part we share the account but sean has one of his own.

Did your parents dress you so you all matched when you were little? I hate when parents do that to twins/triplets.

For the most part no. Alex liked blue, Sean liked red, and Mitchell liked green, so they dressed us in those colors typically. And we hated when our parents did it to us too.

What was the best prank you have done,which based on the fact you're triplets?

There is really nothing of note. When we go to parties together and meet girls we will typically just mess around with them telling them they are guessing the wrong names. Do you have ideas for pranks we could try ?

Sorry mitch was responding on the computer and im my shitty phone. The best one that comes to mind is mitch was upset that alex was using his soap bar so mitchell shaved his pubes and put them in alexs shampoo for about a month. I thought i was growing a beard. -Alex

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Sean's the most sensitive. He is a giant pussy.

do you guys like /r/trees?

However we are big fans of /r/gonewild .

Was it annoying growing up with each other or where you all quite close?

It was both. On one hand we always had even teams in smash brothers, because we have an older brother, but then we had to share bathrooms and we had to share a car.

Would you rather fight 3 triplet sized giraffes or one giraffed sized triplet?

Fight the triplet sized giraffes. Half their body would be neck. Kill the head and neck, the body will fall.

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Today after we lost in basketball

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Usually not hit on as much as it is people coming up and telling us "OMG you guys are triplets!" But the few times we do get hit on the women are either too old or too young.

Will you be waging war against the Sklar Brothers?

Of course. We got the 3v2 advantage we will beat their ass. GG

How tall are you guys?

We stand at a towering 5 feet 5 inches.

http://www.canada.com/story_print.html?id=b47ae0fc-5c3d-434b-9ea2-21bdbf8215d8&sponsor= try being triplets and play on the same forward line xD

If hockey or lacrosse was available at our schools I'm sure we could have been very talented for short average-speed white males.

Did your parents mix you guys up a lot growing up? Is there a trick to telling you apart that your friends all have?

We had clothes with our names on them growing up but they still messed up. Usually the hair and Alex has a scar.

i know this might cause "discord" between you 3, but...have any of you ever slept with another ones girlfriend, letting her think that you were her boyfriend? (also applies with other stuff like making out and everything else)

Nothing like this has occurred during the relationships as far as we know. But once the girl is in tears after a harsh break-up, we make the perfect rebound to ease her into being alone.

What's your pilot about? Will you three be in it?

Our pilot will have all three of us in it (ideally.) If you want more info on the pilot you can to either of the above links. The logline is " A selfish recluse reluctantly shelters his under-achieving triplet brothers."

any of you single?

All of us are single. ;)