I am Eric Idle. I am not lazy. I am not dead. My Dick is available today. AMA.
I have a blog, I’m on twitter, I was once on Monty Python, now I’m on steroids, I live in California and my dog is for sale. Only kidding. It’s not my dog. It’s my daughters. She’s not for sale either. I have one son, and a wife of 35 years. Ask Me Anything!
EDIT as of 12:45 PM PST: Thank you very much, I very much enjoyed it. You're very very bright. But I need tea. Perhaps I'll come back soon if you buy Dick sufficiently. my latest project