Tom Green

Daddy would you like some sausages!! Yes I love them. With Maple Syrup cause I'm Canadian!! FYI you are my first reddit AMA response. First!

I don't worry about having one testicle. It works. I had cancer, and I am happy to be alive!

My Bum is on the cheese!!

Only if he tells me what it is like to be fat.

MTV did me the biggest solid ever by picking up my show from public access TV and putting us on the air. So I love MTV. As far as currently, I don't really watch much TV. I think it is more for younger people. I'm 42 years old now and am more into old school talk shows and the news.

The tricky part about answering this, is that it is a bit of both. It was totally not set up. And was I mad, yes and no. I was mad that he wrecked my desk, but I was happy that he gave me an excuse to get mad at my guest on TV. I am always nice to my guests. But I love it when things go wrong on television. So I was kind of playing the character of the angry TV host. Because it is funny watching somebody get mad. People don't understand what happened there and give me some grief about it, saying that I should have just let him cut the desk and smiled. But the thing is, that would not have been nearly as funny.

I love this video!

I don't think it's any of your damned business where I am going. Do I ask you where you are going?!!

Zip, zero, nada. :)

I thought you said Boston.